Missing Shower Head

Upon arriving at my father's house I was waiting for the moment that I step into my bathroom and use my amazing shower head that I bought from Home Depot two years ago.  I know I don't get to use it often but it sure feels like a treat when I do. I had planned on having a moment of masturbatorial bliss and make myself cum with the shower head.

It was the Cadillac of shower head massagers. Ten settings, different pressures, most of which could make me cum.

To my shock and dismay my shower head was gone.

"Oh, I hope you didn't mind your mother installed the shower sprayer in my bathroom."

I growled and stormed off to the bedroom to frig myself off.

The Cure for Horniness

I don't know what happened to me yesterday but I was outrageously horny. If a hornines scale exists with 10 being the most horny and 1 being the least, I was a 10. Usually, I linger around a 5-6 on a daily basis.

Normally when I take the tube home I read a book or one of the free papers. Yesterday I was checking out men; their bodies, their faces, their muscles and their bulge.

I was eying up at different men wondering what their fucking styles were. e.g. Would they give it tome hard? Would it be sweet and tender? Would they dominate me? Would they immediately stuff their cock in my mouth? And for a few minutes I fantasized what it would be like if one of those men were to grab me and start fucking me on the moving train in the midst of rush hour. Is that even possible?

My horniness began to wane as I realized I was incredibly hungry. Soon my thoughts of hot anonymous sex drifted into thoughts of tasty hamburger from GBK. Oh fuck me, I would have killed for a burger and chips. But as I am dieting, that was definitely out of the question.

Instead of indulging myself in sex or food I got off the train at Canary Wharf. I went straight to the Reebok gym and swam 44 lengths (1KM). After the swim I rested in the sauna. Sometimes, if I'm alone in the sauna I'll finger myself. On that occasion I wasn't at all in the mood. I felt great. I was neither hungry or horny anymore. I felt like my 'normal' self. It leads me to think that the cure for horniness is a work out and a sauna.

I went home that evening, walked my dog and watched re-runs of Sex and the City. When it was time for bed I realized that my horniness hadn't completely subsided. I took off my pajamas, piling them neatly on the bathroom floor. I hopped into the bathtub and grabbed the expendable shower head. My ass was in the tub but my legs were hanging over the sides. I leaned against the back of the bath, throwing my head back. I positioned the shower head on my clit and it felt amazing?

When was the last time I did this? Since I've been hitting the gym 5-days a week I've been showering there too. It must have been months since I last had a bath in the tub. I'm not sure what my reasoning for that is, but I am going to resume taking baths more often.

The shower masturbation felt blissful. I love the feeling of water gushing onto my clit. I like it when the pressure is really high then dips low and goes high again. I like to pretend that the water is cum and that I'm being filled up with my fantasy man's love juice.

Even though I set the water to be slightly cool, the water slowly started to creep towards warm. The warmer the water became the closer I was to cumming. Eventually, the water became almost unbearably hot and I orgasmed while simultaneously screaming, "Fuck yeah, fuck yeah. Fuck, fuck fuck." It was amazing. It even beat out that morning's double vibrator session.

I went to bed feeling completely satiated. I woke up this morning and I was my old only slightly horny self again instead of the maniac I was yesterday. And that's a very good thing.

Shower-head Masturbation Techniques for Girls

This week has been about stress relief and masturbation. I had gone off masturbation for a while. I’m not exactly sure why? Too busy? Too tired? Already had a fuck buddy? All of those reasons may have come into play but I think I had simply forgot how great it is to make myself cum.

In this hot summer heat I’ve been taking a lot of showers. Earlier in the week I decided to take a bath before bed instead of a shower. When crouched in the bathtub it always seems like a very good opportunity to use the showerhead massagers on my clit.

Here are the keys to a good showerhead masturbation session

Temperature:
The temperature of the water coming out of the showerhead should be on the coldish side. Even warm water tends to feel hot when it hits your clit.

Pressure:
Not enough pressure will leave you frustrated. Too much pressure will leave you sore. If you want to know how much pressure to use, the try this: Spread some softened butter or margarine on the palm of your hand. Then spray your hand with the showerhead. If the water removes the butter in 5 seconds, the pressure is good. If it doesn’t remove it at all, it’s bad. If it removes the butter almost immediately, the pressure may be too strong.

Distance:
The force of the water pressure will determine the distance you hold the shower head massager away from your clit. Personally, I like to feel the flow of the water just as it’s coming out of the shower head. The feeling of mounting the showerhead on to my clit is fantastic. If the water pressure is bad, however, you may have to hold the showerhead a few inches away.

Angle:
Angle is a tricky one. How much pressure can you take? Do you want a direct hit of the water onto your clit. Or is it better if it’s slightly indirect. I prefer to have it slightly indirect. If I take the full force of the water pressure directly onto my clit it’s too much to handle. There’s also another problem that arises with angle. At the same time your clit is getting stimulated by the, your pussy may be filling up with water. There have been so many times after I have taken a bath that I’ve gotten dressed and have been on my way out the door the suddenly, whoosh! Water had gathered in my hole and was suddenly on its way out. I imagine this is how it is when your water breaks.

Depending on how much water was stored up it may come out at different times. I’ve had occasions where up to an hour later I’ve had a few “leaks.” The easy answer to prevent this is to stick a tampon up your pussy. This will absorb all the water and prevent the leakage problem in the first place.

McGuyver it
If you happen to be at a hotel away from your normal showerhead, you may find that the showerhead in the hotel bathroom is woefully inadequate. Some hotels make it difficult to get good pressure out of the showerhead. So here’s what you do. Take the showerhead off, so that what you have is more or less a hose/ hosepipe. Usually all that’s involved is a bit of unscrewing. Once the showerhead is gone you’ll notice that there’s way more pressure available.

There you have it. So go to work. And if you found any of these tips useful drop me a line: me@naivelondongirl.com.