Sunday, September 14, 2008

Cock-a-poo

Cock-a-poo



Wanda and Anjelika discuss:

- Joseph in the Bracknell
- Hull
- Tories
- Relationships
- Having sex with your husband everyday
- Hillbilies
- Corn
- Abortion

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Monday, September 01, 2008

10 Sexual Things to do Before I Die

In honour of Dave Freeman, the recently deceased author of, “100 Things to do before your die” here is my list of 10 sexual things to do before I die.
  1. Bondage. I’ve always wanted to be tied up and dominated. preferably on a four-poster bed. The idea of being restrained is a real turn on to me.

  2. Sex in a hot tub. It’s probably overrated, but I want to get it on in the water.

  3. Join the mile-high club. I’ve always fancied the idea of having sex on a plane. Actually, a better fantasy is having on a private jet that’s owned by the guy I’m fucking.

  4. MMF Threesome. I’ve done plenty of threesomes when I was with another girl and a guy, but I’d really like try a threesome when I’m with two other guys.

  5. 30-days of Sex. I want to have sex every day for a month with the same guy. Even when I’ve been in relationships sometimes you go a few days or a week without sex. I want to try it every day.

  6. Anal sex. It’s probably overrated, but worth trying once – but only with the right person.

  7. Fucked while using a vibrator. I want to know what it feels like when a vibrator is on my clit and a cock is in my pussy. I image something like this would be great.

  8. Make my own home-made porn movie. Undoubtedly these things always go wrong, but it still seems like kinky fun

  9. Having a dirty weekend in a foreign city. Sure I’ve done this before, but it’s well worth doing again.

  10. Having unprotected sex, letting the guy cum inside me, and making a baby from that… ah one day…

What's on your list?

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Oversexed and Still Cheating

Oversexed and Still Cheating

Regarding my previous blog entry, Are You Lustful Tonight? an anonymous reader has asked a very good question

Whats the reason when a guy is still getting sex every day (very good sex for that matter) - yet he still seeks to cheat?


1. Variety is the spice of life. Chocolate-chip cookie dough is my favorite ice cream, but if I had it EVERY DAY I'd grow a bit tired of it. Sure, it would still taste good, but I'd want to try out some other flavours. Some men feel this same way.

2. The sex isn't really that "good." Maybe the wife is happily having sex with her husband on a daily basis, but really it's not that good. Perhaps the wife thinks she's fulfilled her part as the dutiful wife with the daily blow job. This sounds like quantity is more important that quality. If the husband is cheating in this case, he's looking for a quality experience.

3. He has an overinflated ego and/or arrested emotional development and feels that he deserves the BBD. The BBD is the "Bigger Better Deal." His wife may be gorgeous, but he feels he can find something better. Whether or not he can actually do better is debatable; it's more about having the perception that what he has isn't good enough. Hell, even Christy Brinkley's husband cheated on her.

4. Temptation, lack of forethought, and know that he won't get caught. If a Brinks Armoured Truck accidently dropped 10K out of the back would you take the money or would you resist? If you knew the likelihood that you would get caught was minimal would you take the money? If you knew that the money would make you feel better instantly and you wouldn't get caught, would you take the money?

Yeah, I probably would. You probably would too. Sometimes there are very good men who slip up and cheat. I'm not excusing this, but it is a reality. Sometimes good people do morally dubious things. Men who slip up aren't horrible people; they just don't have the forethought to see how easily this situation could go wrong.

5. He's a sex addict. Some men are like that. These guys should probably never get married.

But, that’s just my opinion.

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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Are You Lustful Tonight?

Are You Lustful Tonight?

The past couple of weeks I’ve been thinking about infidelity; why men cheat it and what causes it.

Men cheat because of a combination of sexual boredom, lack of attention from their wives, needing their egos stroked, poor communication and an unwillingness to confront issues head-on.

Unless the guy’s a complete sociopath, which in the London dating scene is definite possibility, cheating never happens for just one reason alone.

For instance, a typical cheater is the guy who hasn’t had sex with his wife in a year, but because of poor communication and an inability to confront his wife with the issue, he sleeps with someone else. Although his infidelity provides temporary sexual relief, the underlying issue of why he and his wife aren’t having sex still remains. Until that issue is confronted, it will almost certainly be preferable for the man to continue cheating.

Another example of a cheater is the guy who has sex with his wife a couple times a month. Even though the sex is regular, he needs to feel sexy and wanted by the opposite sex. Maybe his wife is too busy with work and kids to take care of his emotional needs. Or maybe the wife is turned off by his neediness. Whatever the case, this is a guy that needs his ego stroked. He’ll probably spend a lot of time flirting with other women before he actually goes through with the infidelity.

In my previous post, Contemplating Adultery, I wondered why a woman would stop having sex with her husband. After much thought I realized that the answer is so easy! It’s also sexual boredom.

Women get bored with just sex. I get bored with just sex. Am I feeling lustful tonight? That depends. I need the wooing; the romance; the gifts; the expensive meals. I need to feel like I’m being chased. I need to feel appreciated and not like I’m being taken for granted; or that I owe the guy sex – or worse that I just want to get it “over with.” I need to feel special and wanted in order for me to give my best in bed.

During the course of a marriage men stop trying to impress their wives. To a certain extent this is natural and makes sense. If a man is already married in theory he doesn’t have to work to hard to woo woman in order to win her over. She, by definition, is already his. Still that goes against the basic human need of wanting to feel desired.

When a man stops trying to impress a woman, a woman stops feeling desired. When a woman stops feeling desired, she stops feeling sexy. When she stops feeling sexy, she stops having sex. When she stops having sex, the husband gets restless. When the husband get restless, he (wrongfully) looks into cheating.

It seems like such a vicious cycle and makes me wonder if marriage is even worth it?

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Monday, December 10, 2007

7 Minutes to Come

"If a guy doesn't make me cum in 7 minutes he's horrible."




Wanda and Anjelika chat about:

Sex in the Noughties,
7 minutes to cum,
Dear Deidre,
George Galloway,
Wanda falls in love,
Facebook Sucks!
Prudish People


PODCAST:
http://naivelondongirl.podshow.com

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Saturday, June 23, 2007

Holy Moly, Wanda Gets Laid

The Girlfriend upgrade
Anjelika, the hook-up Girl
Wanda gets Laid
Wanda's Olympic Boob
Guinea Pigs
Wanda imitates Anjelika on the Radio
Anjelika hates actors

The UK's #1 Sex Podcast
http://www.NaiveLondonGirl.com

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Hand Jobs, Heroes and Video Games

Just got back from the Ex’s flat. We had dinner in Hoxton. Vietnamese. Yum. Afterward we went back to his flat to watch “Heros” and to play on his X-Box.

We were sitting on his sofa watching TV when I felt the need to play with his dick. He was wearing button flys (damn him!) so it was difficult to reach Georges – that’s my pet name for his cock. Why do guys insist on wearing button flys? It just makes it difficult for us women.

He unbuttoned his button flys making easier for me to get to his cock. I rubbed up and down his shaft. He felt restricted by his trousers so he took them off.

I placed my mouth on his cock and bobbed my head up and down. He laid back and smiled.

“You’re so hard,” I told him.

I was wearing a jean skirt, a tight black jumper and black panties. I pulled my panties off, hitched up my skirt and sat on top of him, trying to impale myself with his cock.

“Let’s do it doggie style,” he urged.

I obediently got on all fours and assumed the position. He jammed his cock inside me. It freakin’ hurt so much. Is my hole closing up? Am I going convex?

“This isn’t gonna work,” I said.

As soon as I moved off him, his cock softened.

“Rub it until I get hard again.”

Being the overachiever that I am, I took his cock into my mouth once again. I sucked on his head, tickling it with my tongue. I used my fingers to simultaneously stroke the length of his cock.

“Oh, that feels good,” he whispered.

I took his cock out of my mouth and started giving him a hand job.

He was hard. Very hard. Suddenly he sighed loudly, “Oh yeah.”

His hot cum shot out of his cock and slid down my hand.

“No, no, no, no, no!” I shrieked. “You’re not supposed to do that yet!”

“Sorry, I couldn’t hold it in. But if it’s any consolation that’s the best hand job you’ve ever given me.”

“I feel robbed,” I yelled back, “You owe me a hand job!”

He laughed at me, “I have to get to bed now so you’re going to have to leave.”

“You just came on my hand and you want me to leave?”

“Yeah. Is that alright?”

I didn’t say it, but I was thinking, “You are out of your fucking mind!”

You understand now why he’s “the ex.”

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Saturday, April 28, 2007

The Smoothest Minge in Rio

Wanda and Anjelika discuss:

- Apologies
- Brazilian waxing
- Asphyxiation orgasms
- Satisfying Sex

The UK's #1 Sex Podcast
Naive London Girl

http://www.NaiveLondonGirl.com


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Monday, April 09, 2007

Sex with the TV Presenter

Wanda and Anjelika Chat about...

Faking Orgasms
Haunted Pubs
Je T'aime - the Mucky Sarah version
Sleep vs Sex
Lesbian Sex?
Sex with the TV Presenter
Debate: Would Iain Lee be good in bed?
Sex with the man you love
From friends to lovers

The UK's #1 Sex


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Thursday, March 08, 2007

Tasting your Own Juices

Wanda and Anjelika have a natter about:

- Tasting your Own Juices
- Awkward converations with your lover's wife
- Is Clive Bull Gandhi?
- Wanda reveals her Playboy past
- Can you ever be too tired to have sex?
- The pussy snorkel and the chin ditto

Naive London Girl, the UK's #1 Podcast


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Sunday, January 07, 2007

Anal Chat with Wanda

Anal Chat with Wanda

Chat about Anal Sex, Anal Play, Colonic Irrigation, Diets, and Sex with Amputees.

With guest star, Wanda.

Naive London Girl: An American Sex Blog in London

http://www.NaiveLondonGirl.com

Jinx the Minx

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