Recycling and Sex Parties

RECYCLING
"Why aren't we meeting new people? Why are we recycling relationships from the past?"

SEX PARTIES
"The guy who's eating this woman out smiles at me and says, 'Hi I'm Derek' just as if he's in the garden-- well I suppose the lady garden. If I'm going to spend my time with his member in my mouth the least he can do is focus on the job at hand and get it over with quick and not have a natter with some random stranger!"

BORRIS JOHNSON
"Looking at Boris Johnson makes me feel sentimental for Crazy Cock."

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