Stuck in My Vagina

Stuck in My Vagina - new podcast

“Between Ken Livingston and Boris Johnson the mayor I want to shag the most is Boris Johnson.” - Anjelika


“If I could get my head that close I would eat myself out most days.” - Wanda



Wanda and Anjelika chat about:

- Health and Safety
- The Myra Hindley Musical
- Smear Tests
- Condoms
Contraceptive Sponge
Promotions

What if He Comes Back for His Haddock?

Hello Everyone,

I've been on holiday to the lovely United States. I spent one boring week in Georgia and I'm spending the second week in New York City.

Details about my trip when I return. In the meantime, check out a podcast I did just before I left.


Direct link to the show Wanda's Breasts

Our podcast on Meevio Wanda's Breasts

Our podcast on iTunes Wanda's Breasts

Also, I did a guest spot on my pal Suzanne Portnoy's Podcast,"It's Your Problem" So check it out

Is it Wrong to Date a Guy with Braces?

YAY! Wanda and I are back after a short hiatus!

The podcast is 30 minutes long. Yesterday's errors have been fixed.

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Or download the podcast from iTunes

Anjelika, the Prude

Anjelika, the Prude



Wanda and Anjelika discuss:

- Can you be too picky
- Cancellations
- Dating problems
- Online dating
- Talk is Cheap

No Teeth and Other Dating Tips

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Alcohol Makes Me Horny

Online Dating

Anjelika and Wanda Discuss

- Online Dating
- Anjelika's Wedding Date
- Flirting
- Anjelika's three dates
- Why Men Marry Some Women and Not Others

Wax on, Wax off

While you're waiting for me to finish writing, part 4 of, "I Fucked Him Up the Ass" take a stroll down memory lane and listen to this podcast about waxing we did last year.

Pearl Necklaces and Happy New Year

Anjelika and Wanda Discuss

- Hello 2008
- Mr. Charming
- Short Courses
- New Year's Resolutions
- Marriage
- Pearls
- YouPorn
- Masturbation

"I've been masturbating to YouPorn."

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Backpedaling with Mr. Charming

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and all that Jazz.

This is our last podcast of 2007. We're back on January 15th with some new episodes. In the meantime the feed will be filled with several classic episodes from 2007.

Also, January 2008 marks the 1 year anniversary that Wanda and I have been podcasting. So I'd like to thank everyone who has tuned in. THANK YOU!

In this podcast Mr. Charming and I chat about:
- Winter blues
- Drug dealers
- Why guys don't call?
- 20 Questions with Mr. Charming
- Bikini Waxing
- Does Anjelika drink too much?
- Drunks are more fun


ANJELIKA: Sexually, what do you like in bed?
MR CHARMING: A hot water bottle.

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Wanda's Team

"You know when I'm with a fellow and he's making me cum, most of the time I call out my own name."

Anjelika and Wanda Chat about:
- Wanda's improv
- Sex in the Noughties
- Craig's List,
- For love or money?

Cars and Bushes

"I could steal everything you've got and rape you before you even count to 10... I don't mean to say that in a mean way!"

Wanda and Anjelika chat about:
- Wanda on YouTube
- Babe
- Falling Asleep
- Small Women
- New jobs
- Thank you notes

Wanda on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydOr_f4R38

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Cocaine and Hot Lesbian Sex

ANJ: Did you cum in her ass?

JOE: It's been so many years since I've done it that I don't remember

ANJ: Do you wanna do it again? Do you wanna go upstairs right now and have anal sex? If I said, "Do you wanna go upstairs right now and have anal sex?" would you say yes?

Other topics include:

- Cocaine and Hot Lesbian Sex
- Anjelika doesn't try coke
- Free Cocaine on the NHS
- Anal Sex
- Lesbian Sex

Oral Sex and Menstruation

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JOE: Are you inhibited by sex during your period?

ANJ: Uh, Yeah!

JOE: They have that name for that. Earning your "Red Wings."

ANJ: There are times when you're just in the mood for oral and if you're bleeding from your pussy it's reason enough not to have someone licking there.

In this podcast Joe and Anjelika Chat about:

- PMS / PMT
- Cunnilingus during menstruation
- Menstruation
- Girls Aloud
- The Spice Girls
- Feeling down
- Asshole tax
- Fight club

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How Long Have You Been Single?

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- Heather Mills & Paul McCartney
- Domestic Violence
- Pub Quiz
- Should you marry someone for a visa?
- Holding out for love
- Anjelika's lesbian date
- Satin Sheets and Asthma
- How Long Have You Been Single?
- "You Oughta Know" Alanis Morissette
- The X-Factor

WANDA: Once I've cum, if they guy keeps going it becomes painful. The orgasm can't get any bigger

ANJ: I think I know what you mean. After my big orgasm, then I'm like that

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Hot Holiday Sex

In this podcast Wanda and Anjelika Chat about:

- Wanda's holiday romance
- Religion and inter-faith marriage
- Holidays
- Jean-Paul Gautlier
- Big Cocks
- Hot holiday sex

WANDA: He got his cock out and it was enormous and I just thought I had to-

ANJ: You had to! When you see a cock that big you can't let it go!

Most Downloaded Naive London Girl Podcasts

1. Sex and New York City
2. Anal Chat with Wanda
3. Masturbation or Dirty Hair
4. Tasting your own Juices
5. 3 on a Bed: Drunk in NYC
6. A Saturday Without Panties part 1
7. Better to Give than Receive
8. Crusty Cock, Cunnilingus and Bare-Ass Exhibitioism on Oxford Street
9. Net Sex with Mucky Sarah and Iain Lee
10. A Saturday Without Panties part 2

Sex and Sensibility

In this podcast Wanda and Anjelika Chat about:

- Wanda's Holiday
- The Elephant in the Room
- Fall out and Anjelika's (lack of) sensitivity
- Hate Mail

WANDA: Anjelika, do you like me enough to shag me?

[silence]

ANJELIKA: No offense, Wanda...

WANDA: I'm beautiful! I'm big and beautiful! What are you saying?

The Celebrity Interview Show

Pictured above: Lil' Chris

Question: How's your arse for spots?
Lil' Chris: It's alright.


Pictured above: Natiasha Bedingfield

Anjelika: What's your favorite break-up song?
Natasha: "I Hate You so Much Right Now"
Anjelika: Oh that's a good one. I love Kelis. What's your favorite song to listen to during sex?
Natasha: Marvin Gaye or Rage Against the Machine


Pictured above: Either it's a plastic doll or Chantelle Houghton


Pictured above: Charlie (Big Brother 8)

Anjelika:I got the best head in Las Vegas
Charlie: I'll say. Are there any hot guys over there?


Pictured above: Simon Webb

Anjelika: How important are your fans to you?
Simon: Very. They've made my dreams come true. At the end of the day I'm just an ordinary person.

In this podcast:


Natasha Bedingfield, Simon Webb, Lethal Bizzle, Adam Curry, the Rakes, Charlie (Big Brother 8), Lil' Chris

Wanda and I also chat about: Lesbians, Breast, Enlargements and the Digital Music Awards


Pictured above: The Hoosiers


Pictured above: Alex Zane


Pictured above: Sam and Amanda Merchant (Big Brother 8)


Pictured above: The Rakes

Anjelika interviews The Rakes

Anjelika: I guess you get a lot of questions about who are your musical influences. I want to know who you definately were not influenced by. Who would you say categoriclly had no effect?I

Jamie (Rakes): A recent winner here at this award thing. Natasha Bedingfield

Anjelika: You weren't influenced by her?

Jamie (Rakes):We're definately not inlfuenced by Natasha Bedingfield

Alan (Rakes): t's funnny that you ask that question becuase there are some bits of music that you really hate so much that you know you'll never ever sound like them. Where as other things are like mildly offensive. It's like water washing over you in a dirty bathtub or something. Natasha Bedingfield is dirty water in a bathtub.


Pictured above: Nikki (Big Brother 7)


Pictured above: Newton Faulkner


Pictured above: Amy MacDonald


Pictured above: Gemma Atkinson

Photos by Neil McNab http://www.NeilMcNabPhotography.com

Blow Jobs, Public Orgasms and Confronting your Lover's Wife

Blow Jobs, Public Orgasms and Confronting your Lover's Wife


ANJ: Have you ever fingered yourself on a train?
WANDA: No! I've never fingered myself in public!
ANJ: I have fingered myself on a train-
WANDA: Have you? Going from where to where?
ANJ: From London to Manchester. Virgin... hardly

Wanda and Anjelika chat about...

Have you ever fingered yourself on a train?
- 5 Things that annoy Anjelika
- Getting turned on, on the train
- Blow job techniques
- Moral Quagmire: Should you confront your lover's wife?

Break Ups and the Age of Consent

In this podcast:

- Break ups
- Sex Dream
- Top 5 Break up Songs
- Age of Conscent

ANJ: I think I had a sex dream about you a couple nights ago
JOE: Really?
ANJ: We were on the bed and you'd fallen asleep on top of me. And I was like "Joe, get off!"
JOE: I wouldn't do that.
ANJ: You wouldn't fall asleep?
JOE: I'd dismount first and then fall asleep.



Top 5 Break-up Songs

1. “I Know it’s Over” – The Smiths
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqxEiPNm1Ow

2. “At this Moment” – Billy Vera
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH4odHVfF5E

3. “I Try” Macy Gray
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsTk2xp0nvY

4. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” Bonnie Taylor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55nTwg5NIPM

5. “The Last Day of Our Acquaintance” Sinead O'Connor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLGobWuiYuc


Fighting Spirit
1. “Take Another little piece of my heart” - Janice Joplin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2AzZOGUX0s

2. “Figher” Christina Aguilera
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk_JH7Y9uJo

3. “Irreplaceable” Beyonce
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtICBASrpY

4. “You Oughtta Know” – Alanis Morrissette
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR3c_yqiIKM

5. “It’s not right but it’s okay”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1zyaNcuyU4

Best Live Break ups:
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H5goRPFGrw
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YzSDK2Bk3I
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLG0uWs-JW8
4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDEWyDNp0bE
5. http://www.youtube.com/watchv=fJeWvWAVqLw&NR=1

Does Penis Size Matter?

Does Penis Size Matter?

In this podcast:

- News
- E-mail from listeners
- Does Cock Size Matter?
- Small Cocks
- Big Balls
- Penis Enlargment

ANJ: I think it matters if it's really small or really big but anywhere in between it doesn't matter.

WANDA: I had one guy who had a cock that was small. It was as small as my little finger. It was about one or two inches, but it was really skinny as well.

ANJ: That's like fucking you with one of those pencils you get from Ikea!

Net Sex With Mucky Sarah and Iain Lee (Part 1)

An oldie, but goodie. In case you missed it the first time.

Sex with an Amputee?
Anjelika's run away Date.
Net Sex with Mucky Sarah & Iain Lee.
LBC

Porn and Sexual Fantasies

WANDA: I was at work-

ANJ: Back in the days where you had to work-

WANDA: and we broadcast [the] Playboy [channel] and it was like 1 in the morning and I was watching this story unfold. I was sat in the transmission suite alone and I came.

ANJ: OH MY GOD!

WANDA: And I thought, "Is this unprofessional?"

ANJ: Is coming at work unprofessional?!? Hmmmmmm, if you work as a porn star noooooooo!

**************

I know in the movies they get these women and they make all this noise and
I thought that was the noise that I had to make. But in fact when you're coming you're concentrating so hard on that part of the body that actually talking or making any noise either it doesn't happen. Or if it does happen it has nothing to do with consciously thinking. The last time I came with a guy it was so electric I was saying, "Oh baby, Oh baby!" I've never said "Oh baby before!"

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If I had a choice of porn, the most erotic was Playboy porn, when it was in the context of a story.

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I bought this video called Faust von Sodom and it was this guy who was chained up on all fours and there was someone else in the room sticking various objects up his ass. The ultimate thing is that they stuck a telephone, think of the old style BT or Bell telephones up his ass and called the fire department

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Sex and New York City

Sex and New York City

Anjelika gets laid. Wanda learns about donkey punching.

51 Minutes

Naive London Girl: An American Sex Blog in London

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Jinx the Minx

Anjelika Goes into Hospital

This week's podcast Anjelika goes into hospital.

Wanda: So have you called him, Mick the Irish?

Anj: No, and you wanna know why?

Wanda: Cuz he's a labourer and you'e a snob?

Anj: Cuz on day four in the hospital they changed my sheets and my phone was in the sheets. And my phone got washed down the drain.

Wanda: Oh no, so you've lost his number!

Anj: Yeah.

Wanda: You know when you say that thing, "Why hasn't that guy called me?" And we think 'oh because he doesn't like us' Sometimes it's because they've got some dreadful infectious disease and when they're changing the sheets his phone got washed away." You never think that! You just think, 'he didn't like me!'

Scotland

Jizz and the Red Devil

In this category Anjelika and Wanda chat about:
- Rejection: a desiable quality in a man
- Do women look desirable when other men are flirting with them?
- Cunnilingus during Menstruation
- Poppers and Anal Sex
- A sex club in south London
- Breasts & Nibbling on Nipples
- To Jizz or not to Jizz

The UK's #1 Sex Podcast
http://www.NaiveLondonGirl.com

Recycling and Sex Parties

RECYCLING
"Why aren't we meeting new people? Why are we recycling relationships from the past?"

SEX PARTIES
"The guy who's eating this woman out smiles at me and says, 'Hi I'm Derek' just as if he's in the garden-- well I suppose the lady garden. If I'm going to spend my time with his member in my mouth the least he can do is focus on the job at hand and get it over with quick and not have a natter with some random stranger!"

BORRIS JOHNSON
"Looking at Boris Johnson makes me feel sentimental for Crazy Cock."

The UK's #1 Sex Podcast
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Don't Come on My Face (book)

Wanda and Anjelika discuss:

Big Scotish Cocks
Turned on by Animals
Blanking Pete Burns
How to Flirt Sucessfully
CS flirting with Anjelika
Anjelika flirting with her professor
Best Books to take on Holiday
"Brighton Rock" - Graham Green
"The Full Montezuma" - Peter Moore
"Lolita" - Vladimir Nabokov
Daniel Radcliffe
Dreaming about the DG

The UK's #1 Sex Podcast
Naive London Girl

Harry Potter Special

Wanda breaks into the Natural History Museum and meets J.K. Rowling.

Naive London Girl
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Should you Shag your Neighbour?

Wanda and Anjelika chat about:
- Taboo Shagging Scenarios
- Should you Shag your Neighbour?
- How to be Sexy on TV
- Agony Aunt: Getting over Getting Dumped
- Wanda exposes her knickers on TV

The UK's #1 Sex Podcast
Naive London Girl
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Stiff Lips

Wanda and Anjelika talk about:
Canadians
Dealing with hate mail
Beatboxing
The Trifecta
Valium
Shaved vs hirsuit
Mastubation
Horny and burying the broody feelings
Can you be addicted to sex?

The UK's #1 Sex Podcast
http://www.NaiveLondonGirl.com

Crusty Cock, Cunnilingus and Bare Ass Exhibitionism on Oxford Street

Crusty Cock, Cunnilingus and Bare Ass Exhibitionism on Oxford Street Parts 1 & 2

It's an old episode, but a good one! Oral sex in public. FUN!

Chat about the saucy date with CS, the tranny.

Holy Moly, Wanda Gets Laid

The Girlfriend upgrade
Anjelika, the hook-up Girl
Wanda gets Laid
Wanda's Olympic Boob
Guinea Pigs
Wanda imitates Anjelika on the Radio
Anjelika hates actors

The UK's #1 Sex Podcast
http://www.NaiveLondonGirl.com