Friday, February 12, 2010

Ben and Jerry's Blow Job

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Since I lost my job I've been feeling quite down on myself. A friend / former fuck buddy offered to come over with tubs of Ben & Jerry's to soothe the pain. Yes there's nothing like B&J's to anesthetize the pain of a break-up, job loss, etc.

So the plan was for Gary, my American fuck buddy, to come over and we would pig out on ice cream while we watched American Idle. Yes, it was a very much a guilty pleasures type night.

After Idle ended I found myself inexplicably drawn to my old fuck buddy. He started rubbing my breasts. I started massaging his cock. The next thing you know we're both naked on the sofa. He turns off the TV. I turn off the lights.

Gary stretches out on the sofa. I place my mouth on his cock. I bob my head up and down while doing my best to suck the head if his cock. He sighs. He tells me how great it feels. He says how he's forgotten how good of a cocksucker I am.

His comments make me feel happy. It has been ages since I sucked cock and it wasn't so bad. Why have I been denying myself this all these years?

"Babe, I gotta stand up," he says.

I release my mouth from his cock and let him get up.

I am kneeling on the sofa. He approaches me and shoves his cock in my mouth deep throat style. I start gagging and coughing. He eases up and appologizes. I get a sucking rythm going again but he gets way into it. He grabs my head and forces me to deep throat his cock. I gag and gasp.

Then I can't control it. I pull my head away and begin to puke on his cock. I quickly turn my head and keep puking on the floor.

As I'm puking I soon realize that the Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie that I ate earlier was now re-visiting my throat in a very "2 Girls 1 Cup" scenario.

Gary is so caught up in his own erection that he doesn't even notice that I just threw up.

I'm sitting on the sofa feeling shell shocked. Gary maintains his erection and stick his puke-covered cock into my pussy and starts thrusting me.

It's all too surreal. Oh fuck. In my post-puke stupor I suddenly realize that Gary isn't wearing a condom.

There's part of me that wants him to cum in me, but another part that doesn't.

Finally he kisses me on the mouth.

"What's that smell? Your breath is rank!" he exclaims.

"I threw up about 5 minutes ago."

That seems to be the mood killer. He pulled his cock out of me. "No, really?"

"Mind the puddle of regurgitated Ben and Jerry's below."

I then made a mental note to clean it up before the dog gets to it.

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Saturday, October 24, 2009

Uncomplicated Oral Pleasure - Redux

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Looking back over my blog I realize that there many blog entries that reference podcast that were, for various reasons, no longer available.  Slowly but surely I will be updating this blog entries to link to the relevant podcast.

The first entry I've updated is one called, "Uncomplicated Oral Pleasure"  - This is a podcast that Wanda and I did in 2007 about an ad we saw on Craig's List that was asking for, "Uncomplicated Oral Pleasure."

Wanda and I chat about:
  • Frenimies and A-List Friends
  • Anjelika hates Instant Messenger
  • Getting over a break up
  • Anjelika introduces Wanda to Craig's list
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Thursday, September 03, 2009

I Get it Every Night

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Generally, my boyfriend doesn't want me to write about 'us.'   On the odd occasion after some amazing sex he'll say, "It's okay for you to blog about this."  But by then I've normally too tired to blog.

I'm a little tired of people complaining about my blog.  If you don't like it go read Girl with A One Track Mind or some shit. (FYI, she's banned me from her Twitter for some unfathomable reason).  By all means go read her blog as I'm finding it to be completely scintillating these days.

My boyfriend moved into my flat yesterday.  For a guy who doesn't have a lot of stuff, he has SO MUCH stuff.  Mentally, it's a big step, but at the same time he's been here for the past fortnight so nothing has really changed.  We're doing a 1-month trial to see if it works out.  I feel a bit offended by that.  Am I really a one-month trial like Netflix  or Lovefilm?  After 30 days if he doesn't like it he can cancel his direct debit or something?

Anyhow, since he's been here the past couple weeks I've been getting licked out every night.  He worships my pussy and I love it.  He asks to lick me.  And there are times when he can't get enough.  He loves my pussy juice as much as I love Coke.  And if I'm a good girl tonight, I'm gonna get some cock, too.

Even though I'm not blogging about sex, I still have a filthy mind.  He's gonna shoot me full of his cum tonight and thinking about that makes me so horny!

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Date #7 Fishing from the Company Peer

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Date #7 Fishing from the Company Peer

Yeah I know it’s morally questionable to sleep with someone from work; especially when he’s already involved with someone else. But it was the come hither stare on his MySpace profile picture that got me interested.

There was a dichotomy in the hard and raw essence of his photo compared to the tenderness and sweetness of meeting him in person. I was intrigued.

The sex was fab. Clearly, It was the best oral I’ve had since 2006. I think he went down on me for the better part of an hour. Of course, I had multiple orgasms. I had one super-intense orgasm. It was so intense that I felt quite satiated. It was strong enough of an orgasm that I could go another few weeks without sex. The only thing I can compare it to is having a really nice meal where you feel totally full and you think, “I can’t eat for days.” That’s sort of how I feel. I can’t fuck for days…

He’s a great guy and fantastic in bed, but ultimately he belongs to someone else. And I’ll be damned If I go through another BFE thing again!

Another shag could be a lot of fun, though.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Fucked Hard

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Fucked Hard

Guess who just left my apartment? None other than Mr. MusicBiz. He’s so fucking sexy. I love that I can smell the remnants of his cologne in the T-shirt I’m wearing. I am going to masturbate tonight, vibrator in one hand, and sniffing my T-shirt with the other.

Surprisingly he’s still in London. And even more surprisingly he had time to come visit me again. He arrived at my flat around 7:30

I’m still in my work clothes when he arrives: Tight titty-hugging H&M pink V-neck T-shirt and brown Benetton mini-skirt. He says hello in the best way: by kissing me in the foyer of my apartment. We continue kissing as we walk into the lounge. He notices the bathtub filled with water as we walk past the bathroom I tell him how I was going to take a bath.

I didn’t have time to eat before he came over. Just before he arrived I was on the iTunes store buying 10 of his songs. I created a special playlist just for him. It was going to be a mix of the songs I bought, along with the ones of his that I already had in my collection. On each previous visit with him, his songs never seem to play. I’m thinking that the “random” feature on iTunes isn’t really that random. So this time I wanted to hear his music. 1. Because it’s damn good and 2. Because I want him to know that I appreciate his music. So I wanted to hear his stuff all night long. Is that weird? Would that be considered narcissistic for him? Would he actually sing along while we’re fucking? Or would he be thinking about his time in the recording studio? And if he’s thinking about the recording studio while he’s fucking me does that mean I’m doing a bad job fucking? Maybe I’m thinking about this a bit to much.

I order take out from an Indian place around the corner. I don’t have any money in my wallet, so I have to run down stairs to get some cash for the food. Mr.MusicBiz kindly offers to pay so I don’t have to go downstairs. I feel bad accepting because I don’t want to give the impression that I’m the sort of girl who expects things to be bought for her. I’m not a leach. Sure, gifts are nice, but generally, I’m the sort of girl who can take care of herself.

We keep kissing. He starts feeling up my breasts. Oh shit! I am wearing my uncool bra! It’s the brassiere equivalent to “Granny pants.” My boring whit e Marks & Spencer’s bra with no underwire. The bra is that I wear when I know I’m not getting laid. Ooops! Of course I‘d be loathe to show any guy this bra. Why didn’t I change when I got home? I have SO MANY sex bras and only one uncool one.

He's not too crazy about my playlist idea, so we end up listing to a bunch of tunes that had some meaning to me in August 2006.

We move onto the sofa. Luckily Doggums is away at the crèche so we don’t have worry about her jumping all over us. Mr.MusicBiz sits on my couch. I sit on his lap. My skirt is really short and I’m not wearing any knickers. I’m sitting on Mr.MusicBiz’s lap. We’re kissing. He’s lifting up my skirt and fingering my clit. We spend a few minutes kissing. I then get up and go to the bathroom. I take of my shirt, bra and skirt. I slip into the bathtub. I make sure that my pussy and other parts are nice and clean. My bath lasts just under 10 minutes. I put on my plush pink terry cloth and beckon Mr. MusicBiz

Before I can even dry off, Mr.MusicBiz backs me onto the bed. My bathrobe is open but still draped around my shoulders. Mr.MusicBiz lowers his head and immediately goes down on me. I have small orgasm while he’s licking my clit. His tongue soon explores my pussy, going in and out of my hole. His tongue explores further. He spends lots of time rimming me; He sticks a finger inside. It feels slightly uncomfortable, but I guess I have a ways to go.

Following my tongue-bath, Mr.MusicBiz mounts me. His cock thrusts inside me. Mmmmmmm.. God, it feels good. He pumps me hard and harder. We start off in the missionary position. He passionately kisses me on the mouth. He cums after ten minutes in me. I was secretly hoping that the food would come first. But whatever, not a huge deal.

We sit and watch Grand Designs, followed by an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm Series 4. Sometimes we talk. Sometimes we have moments of silence. Sometimes I ask him questions about his kids and life in LA. Sometimes I ask him about meeting other celebs: Yes, he’s met at least one of the Beatles. Yes, he’s met a couple of the Stones. He’d never tour with Amy Winehouse. He’s not keen on Keane, Madonna, the Chilli Peppers nor Henry Rollins. He thinks Amy MacDonald is fab. Every time he mentions her name I think about bumping into her and her wide face at the Digital Music Awards. But even our moments of silence are comfortable moments.

I tell him that I think he’s a natural-born helper. I know him as an Individual who is quite caring and quite giving. He’s generally easy-going and easy to be with. He’s also just a nice guy.

While we sit on the sofa I think about his life in LA; how different it must be from here. I think about his kidney-shaped swimming pool and the Santa Ana winds that blow against palm trees in his front yard. There is probably a maid, and a gardener; A nanny and a pool boy; A personal assistant and manger. There is probably a home-gym so that his actress girlfriend can keep in shape without leaving home. Between the celebrity friends and the VIP rooms I wonder, what the hell is he doing here with me?

Yeah, I know I’m a good fuck, but surely there are a lot of good fucks in Los Angeles

He gives me the impression that his life at home is well-oiled machine. Whether he is there or not, life goes on. And even when he arrives back home, he’s more of an interloper rather than an essential piece of the puzzle; It seems ironic. Without him, there’d be no family, yet now the family functions perfectly even perfunctorily with out him.

I try to detect some sadness around this fact, but there was none forthcoming. He seemed resigned to the fact that, that’s how his life is now. He wasn’t resigned in a forlorn way. On the contrary, he was quite practical, matter-of-fact and accepting of his circumstance.

If anything, what I detect in him, more or less, is boredom; a lack of challenge. There is no new big conquest. He’s a natural-born helper yet his ability to help at home is no longer needed. His own family has made him obsolete; yet the situation isn’t miserable. At it’s worst it’s “acceptable,” sexless and on occasion, lonely. It’s not miserable enough to make him leave.

So here he is, Mr.MusicBiz a man in limbo. I’m reminded of that quote from Nikki Giovanni: "We love because it's the only true adventure."

What I think he needs:
1. To be needed; to be able to help; to contribute more than a pay cheque to his family unit.
2. To do something to rekindle his sense of adventure; whether this be through, work, sex, love, charity, etc.
3. For someone to be there for him.

Then again, I could be wrong.

We turn to More 4 to watch the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. For the first time that night, he puts his arm around me. I rest my head on his should. Slowly my hand creeps down to his crotch. First I start rubbing it over his jeans. Soon he unbuttons his jeans exposing his hard cock. I lean my head down towards it and slowly take his cock into my mouth.

I vary speeds, sometimes licking the tip with my tongue. Then I engulf his entire shaft into my mouth. He starts fucking my mouth. I almost gag at one point. I slowly ease off.

He takes his jeans off. Then he takes his underware off. He climbs on top of the sofa. I open my legs. He thrusts his cock into my pussy. Mmmmmm feels so good. He starts thrusting me, harder and harder.

I’m trying to think of an occasion where I got fucked harder? I’m not sure if one exists? Maybe with the BFE in Brazil, but even that was different. In Brazil it seemed as if the BFE was fucking me to vent his anger. It wasn’t so much about sex or love. He was screwing me literally and figuratively! It was easier for him to vent his frustrations at me by shagging the living daylights out of me. I guess that’s why the asphyxiation element of it makes sense. But not to dwell on bittersweet times…

Mr.MusicBiz shags me so fucking hard. I don’t think anyone’s cock has been so deep within me. His hard cock in my wet pussy feels fantastic. I love it. I love ever minute of it. My legs are spread open and in the air. As he thrusts into me, I thrust back. We’re fucking so hard that our bodies slap together, making a loud slapping thud each time we make content.

He pulls out. I ask him if he came. He said no. He’s not sure if he has it in him. I give his cock a five-minute break then I started sucking on it again.

As it grows closer 11:30, Mr.MusicBiz assembles his belongings. We hug, kiss and say our good-byes. Before he heads out the door, he reminds me to buy his single when it's release in the next couple weeks.

He's left me with some great fucking memories. I don't know when I'll see him again?. I am, however, sure to see him in the top 10 very soon. This is good news, because he's in my top 10 as well.

Part 4 of “I Fucked him Up the Ass” coming tomorrow. Sorry for the delay.

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Fucked Hard

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Fucked Hard

Guess who just left my apartment? None other than Mr. MusicBiz. He’s so fucking sexy. I love that I can smell the remnants of his cologne in the T-shirt I’m wearing. I am going to masturbate tonight, vibrator in one hand, and sniffing my T-shirt with the other.

Surprisingly he’s still in London. And even more surprisingly he had time to come visit me again. He arrived at my flat around 7:30

I’m still in my work clothes when he arrives: Tight titty-hugging H&M pink V-neck T-shirt and brown Benetton mini-skirt. He says hello in the best way: by kissing me in the foyer of my apartment. We continue kissing as we walk into the lounge. He notices the bathtub filled with water as we walk past the bathroom I tell him how I was going to take a bath.

I didn’t have time to eat before he came over. Just before he arrived I was on the iTunes store buying 10 of his songs. I created a special playlist just for him. It was going to be a mix of the songs I bought, along with the ones of his that I already had in my collection. On each previous visit with him, his songs never seem to play. I’m thinking that the “random” feature on iTunes isn’t really that random. So this time I wanted to hear his music. 1. Because it’s damn good and 2. Because I want him to know that I appreciate his music. So I wanted to hear his stuff all night long. Is that weird? Would that be considered narcissistic for him? Would he actually sing along while we’re fucking? Or would he be thinking about his time in the recording studio? And if he’s thinking about the recording studio while he’s fucking me does that mean I’m doing a bad job fucking? Maybe I’m thinking about this a bit to much.

I order take out from an Indian place around the corner. I don’t have any money in my wallet, so I have to run down stairs to get some cash for the food. Mr.MusicBiz kindly offers to pay so I don’t have to I feel bad accepting because I don’t want to give the impression that I’m the sort of girl who expects things to be bought for her. I’m not a leach. Sure, gifts are nice, but generally, I’m the sort of girl who can take care of herself.

We keep kissing. He starts feeling up my breasts. Oh shit! I am wearing my uncool bra! It’s the brassiere equivalent to “Granny pants.” My boring whit e Marks & Spencer’s bra with no underwire. The bra is that I wear when I know I’m not getting laid. Ooops! Of course I‘d be loathe to show any guy this bra. Why didn’t I change when I got home? I have SO MANY sex bras and only one uncool one.

We move onto the sofa. Luckily Doggums is away at the crèche so we don’t have worry about her jumping all over us. Mr.MusicBiz sits on my couch. I sit on his lap. My skirt is really short and I’m not wearing any knickers. I’m sitting on Mr.MusicBiz’s lap. We’re kissing. He’s lifting up my skirt and fingering my clit. We spend a few minutes kissing. I then get up and go to the bathroom. I take of my shirt, bra and skirt. I slip into the bathtub. I make sure that my pussy and other parts are nice and clean. My bath lasts just under 10 minutes. I put on my plush pink terry cloth and beckon Mr. MusicBiz

Before I can even dry off, Mr.MusicBiz backs me onto the bed. My bathrobe is open but still draped around my shoulders. Mr.MusicBiz lowers his head and immediately goes down on me. I have small orgasm while he’s licking my clit. His tongue soon explores my pussy, going in and out of my hole. His tongue explores further. He spends lots of time rimming me; He sticks a finger inside. It feels slightly uncomfortable, but I guess I have a ways to go.

Following my tongue-bath, Mr.MusicBiz mounts me. His cock thrusts inside me. Mmmmmmm.. God, it feels good. He pumps me hard and harder. We start off in the missionary position. He passionately kisses me on the mouth. He cums after ten minutes in me. I was secretly hoping that the food would come first. But whatever, not a huge deal.

We sit and watch Grand Designs, followed by an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm Series 4. Sometimes we talk. Sometimes we have moments of silence. Sometimes I ask him questions about his kids and life in LA. Sometimes I ask him about meeting other celebs: Yes, he’s met at least one of the Beatles. Yes, he’s met a couple of the Stones. He’d never tour with Amy Winehouse. He’s not keen on Keane, Madonna, the Chilli Peppers nor Henry Rollins. He thinks Amy MacDonald is fab. Every time he mentions her name I think about bumping into her and her wide face at the Digital Music Awards. But even our moments of silence are comfortable moments.

I tell him that I think he’s a natural-born helper. I know him as an Individual who is quite caring and quite giving. He’s generally easy-going and easy to be with. He’s also just a nice guy.

While we sit on the sofa I think about his life in LA; how different it must be from here. I think about his kidney-shaped swimming pool and the Santa Ana winds that blow against palm trees in his front yard. There is probably a maid, and a gardener; A nanny and a pool boy; A personal assistant and manger. There is probably a home-gym so that his actress girlfriend can keep in shape without leaving home. Between the celebrity friends and the VIP rooms I wonder, what the hell is he doing here with me?

Yeah, I know I’m a good fuck, but surely there are a lot of good fucks in Los Angeles

He gives me the impression that his life at home is well-oiled machine. Whether he is there or not, life goes on. And even when he arrives back home, he’s more of an interloper rather than an essential piece of the puzzle; It seems ironic. Without him, there’d be no family, yet now the family functions perfectly even perfunctorily with out him.

I try to detect some sadness around this fact, but there was none forthcoming. He seemed resigned to the fact that, that’s how his life is now. He wasn’t resigned in a forlorn way. On the contrary, he was quite practical, matter-of-fact and accepting of his circumstance.

If anything, what I detect in him, more or less, is boredom; a lack of challenge. There is no new big conquest. He’s a natural-born helper yet his ability to help at home is no longer needed. His own family has made him obsolete; yet the situation isn’t miserable. At it’s worst it’s “acceptable,” sexless and on occasion, lonely. It’s not miserable enough to make him leave.

So here he is, Mr.MusicBiz a man in limbo. I’m reminded of that quote from Nikki Giovanni: "We love because it's the only true adventure."

What I think he needs:
1. To be needed; to be able to help; to contribute more than a pay cheque to his family unit.
2. To do something to rekindle his sense of adventure; whether this be through, work, sex, love, charity, etc.
3. For someone to be there for him.

Then again, I could be wrong.

We turn to More 4 to watch the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. For the first time that night, he puts his arm around me. I rest my head on his should. Slowly my hand creeps down to his crotch. First I start rubbing it over his jeans. Soon he unbuttons his jeans exposing his hard cock. I lean my head down towards it and slowly take his cock into my mouth.

I vary speeds, sometimes licking the tip with my tongue. Then I engulf his entire shaft into my mouth. He starts fucking my mouth. I almost gag at one point. I slowly ease off.

He takes his jeans off. Then he takes his underware off. He climbs on top of the sofa. I open my legs. He thrusts his cock into my pussy. Mmmmmm feels so good. He starts thrusting me, harder and harder.

I’m trying to think of an occasion where I got fucked harder? I’m not sure if one exists? Maybe with the BFE in Brazil, but even that was different. In Brazil it seemed as if the BFE was fucking me to vent his anger. It wasn’t so much about sex or love. He was screwing me literally and figuratively! It was easier for him to vent his frustrations at me by shagging the living daylights out of me. I guess that’s why the asphyxiation element of it makes sense. But not to dwell on bittersweet times…

Mr.MusicBiz shags me so fucking hard. I don’t think anyone’s cock has been so deep within me. His hard cock in my wet pussy feels fantastic. I love it. I love ever minute of it. My legs are spread open and in the air. As he thrusts into me, I thrust back. We’re fucking so hard that our bodies slap together, making a loud slapping thud each time we make content.

He pulls out. I ask him if he came. He said no. He’s not sure if he has it in him. I give his cock a five-minute break then I started sucking on it again.

As it grew closer 11:30, Mr.MusicBiz assembled his belongings. We hugged, kissed and said our good-bye.

I don’t know when I’ll see him again, but he has, for sure, left me with some fucking good memories.

Part 4 of “I Fucked him Up the Ass” coming tomorrow. Sorry for the delay.

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

I Fucked Him Up the Ass (Part 2)

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Mr.MusicBiz hikes up my skirt as he flicks his tongue against mine. His mouth is all over my face. He’s passionate, yet controlled. He smells great. His cologne is so sensual. His mouth tastes vaguely like mints. He grabs the back of my head with one hand and pushes my mouth deeper into his

We spend a few more minutes kissing then we move on to the waterbed. He sits on the edge of the bed and takes off his shirt, then his trousers, followed by his black Y-fonts. He folds his clothes neatly and stacks then on top of a small chest of drawers.

I take off my shirt, exposing my large breasts. He immediately cups them, then begins kissing, sucking and nibbling on them. Mmmmmm. I leave my black lace skirt on for no particular reason.

I sit on the edge of the waterbed. He stands up, his hard cock right there in my face. What’s a girl to do when there’s a throbbing cock in her face? Suck it, of course!

I take his cock into my mouth and cup his balls with my hand. He reaches down, lifts my skirt and starts fingering my pussy.

We both lay down on the waterbed. It feels ultra wavy. My red satin sheets add a dimension of slipperiness to the occasion.

As I lay back on the bed, he lifts my skirt again and dives head-first into my pussy. His tongue is incredible! He’s a voracious pussy-eater. I have a mini-orgasm as he flicks my clit. He plunges his tongue into my cunt. He lifts me up ever so gently and starts rimming me.

Mr.MusicBiz soon lunges forward. His throbbing cock slides into my pussy. I love it when a guy gets me wet enough that his cock slides inside me with ease. I wanted his cock so badly. When he thrusts it in to me it feels SO GOOD!

We start pumping each other and kissing. My legs are in the air resting on his shoulders. He grinds his cock deeper and deeper into me. His smooth balls brush against my clit – an amazing feeling. I have another mini-orgasm. We pump each other for a good twenty minutes or more. Our bodies are tightly entertained. He starts breathing heavier and heavier the suddenly then he cums inside me.

He lays on top of me for a few minutes with his cock still firmly in place. He then dismounts and lays on the waterbed next to me. We have some post-coital chat about LA, the music business and the Video Music Awards.

I ask him for the time. He reaches over to the nightstand and picks up his watch. The time is 5:25.

“We better get ready for dinner,” I say as I point to the strap-on which is on the floor in a small pile with the other sex toys. “Well save that bad boy for round 2!”

Part 3 coming tomorrow.

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Sunday, January 06, 2008

Blow Jobs and Nook Time

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Blow Jobs and Nook Time

“Why are there always bits of toilet paper on your pussy?”

This is the question the Ex asks me as I take a break from sucking his cock.

I smile a bit embarrassed. “Don’t worry about it. Not like you’re licking down there, anyhow.”

For the record, there are not always bits of toilet paper down there. Whenever I have sex with the Ex, it’s completely unexpected. I’m never prepared. I never have on my fancy pants. So whenever sex does come up with him and I, I end up racing to the bathroom to discreetly wipe my lady bits – instead of being freshly showered and ready to fuck.

It had been an Friday. Thursday night I went to bed a 9PM. I was so exhausted. At 2AM I woke up and I couldn’t get back to sleep. I was restless. Either I was too hot or too cold. So I stayed up the rest of the morning ten left for work an hour earlier than usual.

By noon I was horribly tired. I felt like I had to prop my eyelids open with toothpicks. I caught myself nodding off at work. So I thought ‘I’m going to leave work early and go home and sleep.’

Around 4PM the EX messaged me on MSN. He asked if I wanted to grab a drink at the pub. Despite my tiredness I agreed. Usually, he has to work Friday nights. Even when we were dating years ago, we never went out on Fridays. The only time we ever went out on a Friday was back in 2006. [See Sloppy Seconds for the Ex]

I met him at a pub in Hempstead. As soon as I arrived I ordered a glass of wine. Then I raced into the ladies room to throw on some make up. I know he’s an Ex and I didn’t need to impress him, but I didn’t want to look as tired as I felt. A bit of foundation, eyeliner, lipstick. Bish, bash, bosh. I was looking hot. Or at least I was looking NOT tired.

We had a few drinks. I was feeling quite tipsy and silly. We then we took a taxi back to his place. We had more alcohol. Conac. He was feeling nostalgic. He put on all his old records. Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, Talking Heads, David Bowie. “Doesn’t this sound much better on vinyl?” He kept sayong. “Um, I guess. I dunno. It all sounds the same to me.”

He’s 15 years older than me so there’s a bit of a musical generation gap. Yet it’s surprising that we met at a concert 4 years ago while I was still a student.

Portrait of the Ex:
Smarmy. Forty-something. Thinks he knows it all. Music buff. His father was quite famous in the 80’s. Since then the Ex been living in the shadow of his father’s fame. Initially that was good, but that’s lead him to 12 years of therapy. The Ex is supported by his family. Earn his own money through antiquing and ebay auctions. He loves, photography, “Lost”, pseudo-intelligent conversation and fine wines.

It was getting late. “I better go home soon,” I said around 11:15. I didn’t have my car there, so I’d have to take the last tube home. The last tube left just before midnight.

“You can stay a bit longer,” he urged. “You want some Nook Time?”

“Yes!” I said with a smile on my face.

Nook time: Remember the Sex in the City episode when Carrie explained that she always sleeps in the nook between Aidan’s neck and shoulder? When I get to cuddle up to the Ex, right by his shoulder and underarm, I love it. I call that “Nook Time.” Most of the time Nook Time is better than sex.

We had ten minutes of Nook Time. I then cheekily rubbed my hand on top of his crotch.

“Anjelika!” He warned.

“I just wanted to see how Charles was doing.”

Charles is the name I gave his cock. It’s French so it’s pronounced, “Shar-rells.”

We spent another 10 minutes in the nook. I looked at his clock. It’s a clock with a picture of the cast of “Hereos” on it.

“I better go,” I said.

“No, stay. You can stay for another 10 minutes.”

“I don’t want to miss my train.”

“You can play with Charles,” he offered.

YAY! That made me so happy.

I unzipped his jeans. He already had a stiffy. I pulled Charles out of his underware.

I smiled and inhaled his Cock into my mouth. Up and down I sucked on his cock while flicking my tongue against the head.

“Feels good,” the Ex said.

“I thought you didn’t like my blow jobs?” I said indignantly.

The whole time we dated the Ex hated my blow jobs. I wondered if there was something wrong with my technique. As it’s been confirmed by other men, most especially the BFE, there is nothing wrong with my blow job technique. As it turned out, the Ex just didn’t like blow jobs?

How is it possible that men don’t like blow jobs? That’s like a woman not liking cunnilingus! These women are clearly crazy.

The ex urged me to take my clothes off. I disrobed. Then I ran into the bathroom to make sure my lady bits were extra clean.

I returned to the sofa and continued sucking off the Ex. He was reaching around fingering me at the same time. I wasn’t really getting off with the fingering. I think I was focusing to much on blowing him.

“Don’t cum,” I wanted him. “I want you to fuck me.”

“Don’t worry,” he said, “I’ll fuck you.” I didn’t trust him though. I’ve heard that line before. There was something unconvincing in his voice. I really wanted to have sex with him. I really wanted to feel him cuming in me. There was a hint of unenthusiasm in his voice. As if fucking me was some duty or favor rather than a desire.

Eventually, we got to fucking. We tried doggie style, but it was difficult to do on the sofa. I tried getting on top, but that was difficult as well. We then engaged in the missionary. Initially his cock kept falling out of my pussy. I hate when that happens. When we started fucking, we really went at it. We were both bucking up and down. So hard. Our bucking moved the sofa a whole foot.

He didn’t cum from that. I sucked him off a bit more, then he jerked himself off.

Only a bit of cum came out.

“Is that it?” I said feeling disappointed. “How is it possible that that’s all the cum in there.”

“Sorry!”

“There must be more in there!” I looked at his now-shriveled cock. “Oh my God, look how small Charles is now! I didn’t realize how tiny he is. Wow your cock gets big when you’re erect, but now it’s tiny. Is that the size it is when you pee?”

“Yes” he said not very happily.

It was past 1 AM when we finished off. We listened to more records and then I went home.

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Friday, November 09, 2007

I'll Drink to That...

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I'll Drink to That...

I only drink when there’s at least a 20 percent chance that I’m going to get laid that night. Otherwise what’s the point? I don’t really like alcohol. And if alcohol didn’t facilitate getting laid I would give it up all together. Alternatively, if there’s a 100 percent chance I’m going to get laid there’s no point in drinking either.

Thursday, for example. No alcohol, 100% orgasm. Stan came over at 7:30. I was still in my work clothes but luckily I wore a low-cut top to work.

After a quick drink of water we headed to the bedroom. I took off my tank top and trousers. I stood before Stan in my matching pink Victoria’s secret bra and panties. He looked up and down my body. He was fully clothed. I climbed on top of him, rubbing my naked pussy against his jean. I could feel his cock bulging from underneath. We continued our dry humping for a bit.

“I think you should move that,” he said pointing to my pussy, “up here.” He pointed to his mouth.

“No,” I demanded. I want to be on my back.

I rolled on back. He rolled on his stomach. He lowered his head down to my nether regions and began licking my clit. The licking felt good, but it felt even better when he inserted a finger. He had very good fingering skills.

After a small orgasm, he rolled over on his back, I rolled on top of him. I pulled down his trousers, then pants and rubbed my bare pussy against his cock. Felt so good. I came again just from that.

I gave him a hand job, but my hand got tired so he had to finish himself off.

I went to bed feeling somewhat satiated, but wanting more

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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Porn and Sexual Fantasies

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WANDA: I was at work-

ANJ: Back in the days where you had to work-

WANDA: and we broadcast [the] Playboy [channel] and it was like 1 in the morning and I was watching this story unfold. I was sat in the transmission suite alone and I came.

ANJ: OH MY GOD!

WANDA: And I thought, "Is this unprofessional?"

ANJ: Is coming at work unprofessional?!? Hmmmmmm, if you work as a porn star noooooooo!

**************

I know in the movies they get these women and they make all this noise and
I thought that was the noise that I had to make. But in fact when you're coming you're concentrating so hard on that part of the body that actually talking or making any noise either it doesn't happen. Or if it does happen it has nothing to do with consciously thinking. The last time I came with a guy it was so electric I was saying, "Oh baby, Oh baby!" I've never said "Oh baby before!"

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If I had a choice of porn, the most erotic was Playboy porn, when it was in the context of a story.

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I bought this video called Faust von Sodom and it was this guy who was chained up on all fours and there was someone else in the room sticking various objects up his ass. The ultimate thing is that they stuck a telephone, think of the old style BT or Bell telephones up his ass and called the fire department

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Jizz and the Red Devil

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In this category Anjelika and Wanda chat about:
- Rejection: a desiable quality in a man
- Do women look desirable when other men are flirting with them?
- Cunnilingus during Menstruation
- Poppers and Anal Sex
- A sex club in south London
- Breasts & Nibbling on Nipples
- To Jizz or not to Jizz

The UK's #1 Sex Podcast
http://www.NaiveLondonGirl.com

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Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Crusty Cock, Cunnilingus and Bare Ass Exhibitionism on Oxford Street

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Crusty Cock, Cunnilingus and Bare Ass Exhibitionism on Oxford Street Parts 1 & 2

It's an old episode, but a good one! Oral sex in public. FUN!

Chat about the saucy date with CS, the tranny.

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Monday, July 02, 2007

Sex and Edith Piaf

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Naive London Girl
with special Joseph (in the Bracknell)

- "Get out!"
- Men who don't llike blowjobs
- Open relationships
- Monogamy
- Oreos and Coconuts
- Edith Piaf
- Massages with "happy endings"

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Friday, June 29, 2007

The Table that I Came on

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The Table that I Came on

"I would rather not go
Back to the old house
There's too many
Bad memories"
- The Smiths


It’s strange how the simplest of things can affect you in a weird way. I feel somewhat traumatized by something that happened a few days ago that should be relatively minor.

On Tuesday I had job interview across the road from the a friend’s house. I called him after the interview – since I was in the neighborhood – and asked it he wanted to go for lunch. Since he was working from home that day, he agreed.

“Come on over to the house” he said.

Since I was only across the road it took me about thirty seconds to get to his place. There’s something creepy and stalkerish about arriving at someone’s house faster than they can hang up the phone. So I stood at his door and waited. I applied some lipstick and waited some more. After standing at his door for what seemed like an eternity (Actual time: two minutes) I rang the doorbell. I realized that was the first time I’d been to his house since last year we ended our relationship – or whatever you call it. It never really had the legs of a full-fledged relationship.

He opened the door to let me in and I just wanted to turn around and walk out. It felt too creepy. It felt wrong. I was now in another woman’s domain. I could sense it. And even though she wasn’t there everything in the air, in the walls, in the atmosphere oozed her. She wasn’t there physically, but her presence was everywhere.

My friend and I greeted each other in the vestibule of his house. The last time I stood in that very spot was after a horrible date we had. The sad details aren’t important, but I do remember standing in that spot feeling full of hope because moments before he said, “I really want to work things out with you Anjelika.”

I averted my eyes to the kitchen. I focused immediately on the kitchen table; the table we fucked on. He looks at that table and just sees a glass top. I look at the table and think about the night he lifted me up onto the table, pushed up my skirt, pulled down panties and ate me out. I came so hard. His tongue was amazing. How many dinners has he had on that table since then?

Everything in that house reminded me of ‘us.’

The stairs up to his lounge: He used to finger me as I walked up the stairs.

The sofa I sat on in the lounge: New from Muji last year we broke it in hours after its arrival.

The lounge chair he sat in: I remember giving him head in that chair and snowballing afterwards. There’s something electric about swapping cum from my mouth to his.

His whole house was peppered in bittersweet memories and I suddenly felt confronted with feelings I didn’t want to deal with. Not then, not at that moment. We only spent a few minutes in the house before leaving. After we exited he immediately made a phone call. For the next twenty minutes while walking to the restaurant waiting for him to end the call, all I could think about was being in that house. I wasn’t ready for the onslaught of feelings.

Even though we were walking together I felt very alone dealing with those feelings. It put me in a rather melancholy mood for the rest of the day. But what can you do?

I persevere.

And move on.

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Sunday, January 14, 2007

Finger fucked at 70 MPH

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Finger fucked at 70 MPH

Part 2 of Crusty Cock.... is coming soon. I've had a new adventure since then so enjoy!

On a whim I instant messaged D-Mac. He’s a pal of mine that worked at the same company as me when I was working on that World War II documentary. Remember back then? Gees, that must have been June something.

D-Mac is totally cool. He’s my drinking buddy. He’s also good friends with CS (my ex-boss married tranny) but that’s neither here nor there. D-Mac a genuine guy.

I’ve started work on a new programme. It’s a three part series about video games. My research means I get to try out lots of games. Not just the latest video games, but games old school ones as well. This week I spent hours playing Pac Man on an Atari 2600 then I jumped to playing Zelda on the Wii.. Played some BurgerTime on Intellivision followed my one of my all time faves Super Mario Brothers which I STILL cannot beat. Next I went onto the Turbo Grafx system playing J.B. Harold Murder Club. Then I tried some Gallega on the BBC Micro. So yeah, it’s been a good week. I love doing “research.”

I have another few weeks of “research” to do then I’m doing some pre-interviews of a few gamers that may be in the series. It’s a lot of fun so far. MUCH MUCH better than that fucking World War II doc. So yeah I’m having a good time and I can’t believe they’re paying twice as much as the World War II doc. It’s like money for old rope (I just learned that saying the other day, btw).

I’ve had to do a lot of this research outside London. There’s a software company that has a backlog of most of the British and American old school video game consoles. So I’ve been coming here for the past week for my “research.”

Every day I drive past the old workplace where I was doing the WWII doc. So on a whim I instant messaged D-Mac and asked if he were drinking after work. He wasn’t planning on it, but said that he would get a few people together.

After my hardcore “research” yesterday I picked up the dog from the crèche and drove back to the old broadcast company where I used to work. I found a parking spot relatively close to the pub where I used to drink. I felt somewhat reminiscent. God, I spent so munch time (and money) in that pub. I used to ALWAYS be in the pub after work. Now that I’ve moved jobs several times I don’t feel that I’ve formed any close bonds with new people I work with. I miss the old place. I miss my old buddies. As much as I hated working on that documentary, I had a fantastic time working with the people there. I do sometimes wonder if I should have stayed there. Is it worth doing a job you hate because you love the people?

The French have this fantastic way of saying I miss you. Vous me manqué. That literally translates to. “You are missing from me.” And that describes precisely how I feel. I don’t miss the people I used to work with. They are missing from me. There’s part of me that isn’t the same because I no longer see them on a daily basis.

The slightly good news is that one of the cameramen I used to work with there is now working with me on video game documentary. And there’s also a sound engineer who’s there as well. Familiar faces are always nice.

I walked into my old stomping grounds and saw D-Mac at the end of the table. There was also Eagle Eye’s girlfriend. She is such an amazing person. There was my old drinking buddy. You know, the one who sent me his pic in response to my gumtree ad. {link} Then sitting next to D-Mac was CS. Shit.

That was jarring. I honestly had not expected him to be there. First of all we agreed not to speak to each other for six months. Secondly, every drinks night I’ve been to since I left the company he was not there. CS’s wife has him on a tight leash. He always has to be home at a certain time. He always has to have his phone on him. I think I see who wears the pants in that family. Ha! I just realized how funny that is given his situation – the thing about the pants that is. Anyhow, so in order for him to be out later than 7:00 PM he need s a green card from his wife. Not a green card in the American sense. But green card in the sense that he has a green light to stay out for a while. It seems rare that he gets a green card. Or sometimes he’s travelling to Prague for work.

So I was just plain shocked to see him. The good thing was, that actually wearing the sweater / jumper and skirt that he loves. He says it his favourite outfit of mine. I was wearing a pink cashmere sweater / jumper. It was tight-fitting. You could faintly see the outline of my pink Victoria’s Secret bra underneath. I was wearing a pink & mauve coloured tiered peasant skirt. {pic}. (Weird that some random person has a picture of my skirt on the net, eh?)

We didn’t talk initially. I didn’t make eye contact with him. I couldn’t make eye contact with him. I honestly didn’t know what to say. Perhaps, “How’s life been since our public cunnilingus session?”

Luckily, I had my dog with me. She’s a great ice-breaker. Sadly, the dog was constipated and had the worst gas. Her farts were deadly. Well, at least that’s ice breaker as well.

I talked to CS a bit in the pub. Obviously we couldn’t talk about ‘us’ but he kept asking me, “So how are you?” And I kept answering, “I’m really good thanks.”

He seemed to get along with my dog and my dog seemed to get along with him. Actually, my dog got along with everyone. I love how people fawn over her.

CS started a conversation about Aussie Rules Football. Boring. He droned on and on and. I zoned out. He started drunkenly singing the Australian National Anthem. The dog was getting restless. He had the farts. I just felt like I had to leave. So around 9:00 I packed up my things and left.

Before I left CS asked me twice if I wanted a drink. He was standing alone at the bar. I had to walk past him to exit the pub. He just sort of looked at me with some longing. It was the look of lust. The sort of look that said, “Leaving so soon?”

In a way, I wanted to stay; stay and see if something developed. On the other hand I felt that CS was soooooooo 2006. I don’t want to bring shit from 2006 into 2007.

“You’re leaving?” he asked.

“Um, yeah. The dog’s restless.”

“See ya.”

“Yeah, see ya, whenever.”

It was an awkward exit. It shouldn’t have been. I guess it was. I felt somehow that I should give him a hug before I left, but all his colleagues were here. Didn’t seem right.

I took the dog outside. Her farts were really bad. I took her to the grassy knoll next to the bar and just stood there waiting for her to poop. He kept sniffing around looking for the perfect spot. I realized that a half hour had gone by and she was still sniffing around and had not pooped.

I found myself looking at the pub door. Waiting and hoping that CS would come out.

Finally I was so cold I hopped in my car. I have a 2-seater. A Mazda MX (Mazda Miata for all you Americans). I sat in the car a further half hour and finally he came out.

I beeped my horn. He looked over.

“You want a ride to the station?” I asked.

“What are you doing here? I thought you left.”

“I was waiting for the dog to poop. And I was talking on the phone.”

“Oh? Ok, yeah, to the station.”

I threw the dog bed in the area behind the seat. I put the dog in his lap.

“Which station?” I asked him

“T.C.R.”

“That’s so close. What overland station do you need to go to?”

“Waterloo.”

“Then lets go there.”

He grabs my Sat Nav. He seems a bit too drunk to work it. He however doesn’t seem more drunk than when I usually see him. He maps out a route to Edinburgh. He then declares that we should do something spontaneous and crazy. This seems uncharacteristic of his personality to make such a declaration. So I one-up him and say that we should drive to Guilford.

“That’s far from here you know.”

“I know,” I say with a devilish glint in my eyes.

As I’m driving I’m reaching for his cock. He’s wearing jeans. My hand cups over his jeans by his bulge.

“Unzip it.” I demand.

“No. Oh no. That’s a very bad idea.”

“I know.”

He doesn’t unzip his jeans. But I’m patient as I know we have all the way to Guilford to go.

After driving out of central London with hit a highway. I’m not sure which one. The highway is completely deserted. There’s hardly anyone else driving on it. I’m doing 45 MPH.

I’m distracted because I’m feeling for CS’s cock. He reaches behind my back and attempts to put his hand on my butt. He’s slightly constrained by my pantyhose. He soon decides to reach around front.

He pulled his hand from behind me. He reached up my pink skirt and worked his way down my pantyhose. He fingers my clit and it feels SO good. He moves his faster and faster.

“Now do 70,” he demands, “If you don’t do at least 70 I’m going to stop fingering you.”

I open my legs wide, slouch slightly in my seat and mash my foot on the gas pedal. He moves his finger into my cunt and begins finger fucking me.

“Jesus, you so wet!”

I’m getting really worked up. I start breathing heavily. He gets turns on even more. I hold the steering wheel with one hand and reach for his cock with my other hand.

He gets really into it. He nuzzles my shoulder in a really cute and vulnerable way. I feel almost like I should hold him.

I need to pull over. I look for a deserted shoulder. All the shoulders a filled with trucks / lorries. We drive a bit further but then we suddenly arrive at our exit. Luckily right near the exit there’s a restaurant with a deserted parking lot. I pull into the lot and find the most secluded spot there. Unfortunately it’s next to a dumpster but that was the least of my worries.

As soon as we pull over we put the dog in the back. I lift up my skirt pull down my panty hose. I unbuckle his belt. I pull down his pants. The car is so small it’s difficult to manoeuvre around. I can’t even bend forward and give him head.

As I pull his cock out he says, “Not matter what happens DON’T let me cum. If I cum it’s cheating. If I don’t it’s not.”

What sort of fucked up logic is that? It’s all cheating. I wasn’t, however, prepared to debate this giving my current state of horniess.

I feel his cock. It no longer feels crusty. It now feels leather-like. Huh? What’s going on down there?

He continues to finger fuck me. Then he tells me that he wants to eat me. I LOVE MEN WHO LOVE EATING PUSSY! He slips his finger in my mouth so that I’m sucking up my own juices.

He dives nose first into my pussy. He licks my clit while putting one finger in my ass and another finger in my cunt.

The finger in my arse feels surprisingly good. There’s something about having a little backdoor pressure.

It does feel a bit creepy as the dog starts licking my hand at the same time.

I tell him that I want him to wear my pink skirt and fuck me.

I cum uncontrollably. I cum three times and he wants to lick me out more. I have to push him away to get him to stop. I was sooooo satisfied that I didn’t care that he didn’t fuck me.

I wanted to reciprocate by going down on him, but he wouldn’t let me. He got out of the car. The dog jumped out after him. He lit a cigarette.

“Shit I am in so much trouble! What time is it?” He asks?
“What time were you supposed to be home?”
“9.”

I checked my watch, “It’s 12:30.”
“Shit.”

“What am I going to tell my wife.”
“Tell her your battery died.”
“That’s too big of a lie to tell!”
“It’s believable.”
“I know. I’ll tell her that D-Mac turned my phone off.”
“Why would he do that?”
“I don’t know. Shit!”

He finished his cigarette. We embrace.

“Hey. It’ll be okay,” I say. I didn’t totally believe that. At the same time I didn’t totally care. Now that I’ve cum he’s not my problem.

I drop him off at a mini cab place close to his house.

We kiss quickly. He hops out of the car. He waves good-bye.

My dog growls slightly, but I think that means she misses him.

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