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My Bloody Obsession

Is anyone else obsessed with their period?  I'm not obsessed in a sicko way.  But when things are out of wack, I am straight on Google trying to figure out what's going on with my body.

All my life with the exception of my very first period and when I had the flu freshman year, my periods have been as regular as clockwork.  I'm a 28-day cycle girl with an actual period that last 3 days.

For some reason, this year my period has gone all wacky.  And of course this wackiness started as soon as my met my boyfriend.  This menstrual weirdness is really stressful because my boyfriend and I aren't using birth control.

In June this year, seemingly out of the blue, I started spotting.  I never spot.  Never ever.  It wasn't enough spotting to wear a pad, but when I wiped it was obvious.  My period wasn't due for another 10 days. Two days later my boyfriend and I were in bed.  He was eating me out early one Sunday morning.  After we were done, I got up to feed the dog.

I entered the kitchen.  Suddenly I felt something let loose inside me.  I looked down and blood -- I mean a LOT of blood was streaming from my pussy.  There were no menstrual cramps or anything.  There was no pain.  It looked like I had been in a really bad accident.  A pool of blood was forming on the floor.  There were no clots in the blood.  I didn't understand what was going on.  Although the amount of blood tapered off, I kept bleeding for 7 days.  Much longer than my normal period.

I couldn't figure out what was going on.  In the back of my mind I was wondering if I had a miscarriage?  Surely that would be painful, right?  I had no pain.  Just lots of blood.

Twenty-Eight days later I was expecting my period.  It was late, really late.  Over a week late.  The sheer agony of having to wait for your period in between taking pregnancy tests (all negative) really made me re-think the birth control issue.

My boyfriend was so excited about the prospect of being a dad that he proudly marched into a pharmacy and declared that he wanted a pregnancy test for his "lovely girlfriend."  Meanwhile I felt like hanging my head in shame. I felt so embarrassed.  Not that pregnancy is anything to be embarrassed about but I guess I felt like a naughty teenager who had just been caught doing something wrong.

All 4 pregnancy tests I took were negative.  Finally after 10 days my period came.  Since then my period has been normal, until yesterday.

My period wasn't due for another 10 days but I started spotting again. Spotting is not normal for me.  This spotting was  different than the previous time it happened.  The spotting was brown.  A dab of it had shown up in my panties.  I spent a lot of time Google what it could be?  Implantation bleeding? Early period?

I tried talking to my boyfriend about it, but he gets REALLY freaked out about menstruation issues.

As it turned out, my period came early.  I don't know why.  10 days is pretty freakin' early if you ask me.        It also turned out that Google and Yahoo really didn't help.  There were no conclusive answers to be found.  In fact, there was a lot of conflicting information.  There are thousands upon thousands of women with period dilemmas posting their questions on the internet. Despite whatever their period issue was about 90% of the women ultimately wanted to know, "Can I be pregnant?"

There must be a better way to get answers about your period?  I really don't like all the guess work.  All i want to know is: Why did my period come early? and Why was I spotting?  It's never happened to me before, so why now?

If you have an opinion on this, please leave a comment.

The 11-Inch Poo

with Suzanne Portnoy
42 minutes

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• The "We" in relationships
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• The shy guy
• The 11-inch poo
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Sunday Bloody Sunday

I'm spending the weekend with the boyfriend, RTC. I'm having a great time so far.

Yesterday we went to Beckton District Park with the dog. We found a secluded spot in the tall grass We laid down a blanket and just held each other. Eventually the clothes came off and he was licking my pussy intensely. I came and came. I lost track after six orgasms.

When he finished he had an unforgettable smile on his face. "You taste delicious," he said.

"I've never cum that much in one day!" I exclaimed.

"Okay," he conceded, "You can put that in the blog."

This morning he ate me out while fingering my pussy. I didn't cum as much as I did yesterday, but still it felt awesome. Ten minutes later I got up out of the waterbed. I walked to the kitchen.

Then I felt something inside me let loose. I looked down and blood, lots of blood was streaming from my pussy.

"Oh my god! Oh my god!" I yelled feeling shocked. Usually, when I'm naked and I yell, "Oh my god!" it means a very different thing. This time I was surprised.

"What's going on?" RTC yelled from the bedroom.

"Nothing. Don't worry about it." I said. I heard him getting up from the bed. "Don't come in here. Just stay there!" I panicked.

He walked into the kitchen and saw me standing there, naked with a blood-soaked pussy. Trails of blood were running down my legs and there I was standing in a small pool of my own blood.

He smiled and said, "It's okay." He walked over and gave me a kiss on the forehead.

"Usually I have more warning before I get my period,"

7 Times on Wednesday

I masturbated 7 times yesterday. Seven, can you believe that? No wonder I don't have time to go to the gym I've spent my leisure time having net sex and masturbating. I'm so fucking bored of my vibrator. I need a new toy.

I've been super horny for a week. I'm bored of this now and I want it to end. All I can do is think of sex. All I can do is contemplate my next shag. I'm an intelligent woman who actually has deep thoughts and insightful things to say. I hate that my mind is obsessed with thoughts of cunnilingus and a guy shooting his load into me.

I'm sure nature is playing some cruel trick on me. Maybe my raging hormones are my body's way of saying, "procreate." My eggs are probably bored of being wasted each month. But I really don't want kids now. One day, you know, with the right guy, blah blah blah. I'm not gagging for a baby, or anything. I barely have time for my dog. What I want now is just great sex. It would be really nice not to be obsessed by it.

I somehow thought the way to satiate this hunger is to give to it. But it just makes it worse. Sex begets sex. The more I have it, the more I want it. That being said, I have two potential great shags lined up for next week and I can't wait. With my luck, however, I'm sure my extreme horniness would have faded by then. I just want my period to come so I can put all this horniness behind me.

Nice is Nice

Nice is Nice


Wednesday evening Wanda and I flew down to the Côte D’Azur. We’re in Nice. It’s so relaxing to be out of London.

We’re staying in at a modest hotel near the sea. So far we’ve had some wonderful meals, flirted with boys, performed on stage (Wanda not me), took lots of photos and did a lot of sight seeing.

Today, we’re meeting one of our Podcast listeners, Sir Wumpus. He’s taking us out to lunch. Any other podcast listeners / blog readers down here? Let us know. E-mail me me@naivelondongirl.com.

If you want to see and hear about our adventures we’re giving you blog readers a sneak preview. Click here to view the Enhanced Podcast with pictures and audio about our trip.

Naïve in the Cote D’Azur Enhanced Podcaast

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Oral Sex and Menstruation

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JOE: Are you inhibited by sex during your period?

ANJ: Uh, Yeah!

JOE: They have that name for that. Earning your "Red Wings."

ANJ: There are times when you're just in the mood for oral and if you're bleeding from your pussy it's reason enough not to have someone licking there.

In this podcast Joe and Anjelika Chat about:

- PMS / PMT
- Cunnilingus during menstruation
- Menstruation
- Girls Aloud
- The Spice Girls
- Feeling down
- Asshole tax
- Fight club

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