I Wanna Ejaculate, Too!

I Wanna Ejaculate, Too!

Wow, I can't believe that this time last week I was fucking the BFE. Where did the week go?

I have been extremely busy with work all week that there were times that I forgot I was horny. I'm wondering if that's a good thing? Is it really possible to forget your own hornieness. Or perhaps I've been really distracted?

Anyhow, get this: I'm so fucking jealous. My best mate, Anne, lives in New York. She's gorgeous. She's a lesbian. No, we haven't done anything together. We're just mates. If she were some random girl and not my mate of course I would have pounced on her by now. Anyhow... so I got an urgent voicemail from her.

I called her back thinking that something was wrong, but she told me that last night she got her girlfriend to ejaculate. Whoa! I thought that thing only happened in lesbian porn movies. I'm so jealous. I wanna ejaculate! Or even better, I want to make someone ejaculate. Wait, actually, I guess I have made a lot of guys ejaculate. But how cool would it be to have such great skills in bed that you can make a girl squirt. If I had those sort of skills maybe some woman would be calling me the BFE (best fuck ever).

Do you think it's wrong that when she was talking to me about jilling off her girlfriend that I was fingering myself?