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These Boots are Made for Fucking

I’ve been a bad girl this weekend. It’s too nice of a day to spend inside typing so I’ll make this short and sweet.

On Saturday a friend came over my place to do some handyman work for me. There must something about seeing a guy do DIY that turns me on. Is it too lame to say I like a guy who knows how to use his tool? Yeah, ok, that is lame.

Now I wasn’t planning on doing anything with this guy, per se, but I couldn’t help myself. Why am I so naughty? And why does doing the wrong thing feel so good and so right?

After he finished the work we were both sitting on my leather sofa drinking some apple juice and petting the dog. Somehow within the span of a half hour we went from staring at each other, to holding each other to rubbing each other – above the clothes of course. According to the Rule Book, it doesn’t count if the touching is above the clothes.

I was wearing a black A-line skirt. I liked that his hand was under my skirt and that he was rubbing my fuchsia panties. I love that tingly feeling of an unfamiliar touch. And I love that look on his face; the look that tells me he’s happy and has a raging hard on. It’s difficult, however, when the moment is tinged with guilt; when you know you shouldn’t go any further; when what’s wrong feels right and vice versa.

It’s head versus heart; theory versus practice; the moral high ground versus horniness. And perhaps the fact that it’s forbidden makes it even more alluring.

He pushed me away. I figured, fair enough. Game over. Don’t push the issue. I had been bad for tempting him in the first place. I ended up falling to the floor ass first with my legs in the air. And no sooner that I thought I lost, in one swift motion he jumps down to the floor, grabs for my panties and violently yanks them off me. He throws them across the room and buries his head in my pussy. Oh my God. He’s a fucking madman and I love it.

He went after my pussy with so much vim and vigor that it puts some others to shame. He was so energetic and gung-ho about it as if he hadn’t tasted pussy in years. He used his tongue and fingers. He kept one finger in my cunt while licking my clit.

I came, and he kept licking. I came twice more before he stopped. I wanted to fuck him. I wanted it badly. He was just going to tease me with his cock. We went out on the balcony and he fingered me while we overlooked London. Back inside he pressed his cock against me, but wouldn’t enter. It’s a fantastic feeling yet simultaneously frustrating.

I played with his balls and sucked on his cock until my mobile rang. It was so naughty how he was touching me up while I was on the phone. It was Wanda on the line. She was early! She was outside by my car! I wanted to send her a secret message that said come back in an hour, but I just froze and told her to ring my buzzer.

The next 5 minutes were spent trying to get him off. I jerked him off for a while. Then I took his cock into my mouth. He came in my mouth. It was lot of cum. A lot more than I’m used to; then again can you ever really get used to someone ejaculating in your mouth?

We snogged and I swapped the cum from my mouth into his. And he obediently swallowed.

My phone rang again. It was Wanda. She said she was outside the flat. I thought she meant outside the building. I opened my front door.

“Anjelika, are you not wearing any pants?”

“No, I’m not.” It was true. I opened my front door while being naked from my bellybutton down, but I didn’t expect her to be there.

She was a bit flustered. I told her to wait outside.

My friend Mr. Fix it made a swift exit.

I met up with Wanda twenty minutes later. She had gone to a café across the road.

We hung out for a few hours, took the dog to the vet and did a podcast.

After she left, I got ready for my hot date with Mr.TVP (Mr. Television Presenter)

I met Mr. TVP outside the building where he broadcasts. We went out for dinner at a restaurant within walking distance. Dinner was nice. I felt bad because I couldn’t finished the lovely steak l ordered.

Mr.TVP is also a great guy to talk to. But I wasn’t sure if he was really listening to me or zoning out into his chat show presenter mode. The restaurant had lousy service despite the food being good.

After dinner we went back to his dressing room. I was wearing the same A-Line black skirt along with a tight black T-shirt that showed off my breasts. To top if off I was wearing black high heel boots.

As soon as we got into the dressing room, Mr. TVP bent me over, lifted my skirt, pulled down my panties and began fingering me.

There’s something I love about being bent over. Maybe it’s the feeling of submission. I dunno. Eventually I took off my skirt, shirt and black bra. I was naked except for the boots.

I was naked and bend over the side of the sofa. He fingered me for a while and stuck his cock inside. Mmmmmmmm.

His cock wasn’t in there long. I was getting a bit uncomfortable being bent over, so we moved to floor. He fingered me until I came and then we fucked doggie style while I was still wearing the boots.

Afterwards I joined him for a bit in the office, but I was feeling tired. I watched him read some fan mail. Then he got on to the internet to check some message boards. He was looking to see if there were any messages about him. Of course there were. Tons. Why he would want to read them, I don’t know? To a certain extent, who cares what the public thinks. Maybe he’s vain? I guess all people on TV are vain. There are so many creepy people on the internet. Well, I guess I should know.

He walked me to my car and kissed me good night.

Saturday is all about being a bad girl.

Late night chat with the Tranny

Late night chat with the Tranny

Anjelika says:
Yo

CS says:
hi]

CS says:
your up late

Anjelika says:
you too

CS says:
there isa good film on film 4

Anjelika says:
ok i'll turn it on

Anjelika says:
i just got home from dinner

CS says:
cool

CS says:
did you go out with Mr.MusicBiz?


Anjelika says:
why are you up late

Anjelika says:
nah, he’s is out of the country

CS says:
watching the film

CS says:
drinking vodka

CS says:
who did you go out with

Anjelika says:
An old friend of mine

CS says:
cool

Anjelika says:
drinking vodka, eh? sounds like fun

CS says:
not really

CS says:
a tad sad

Anjelika says:
i've been driving so no drinking for me tonight

CS says:
in your new car

Anjelika says:
Yeah

CS says:
Cool

CS says:
any news? is it still on with Mr.MusicBiz?

Anjelika says:
it’s casual. he’s in the states recording an album or something.

CS says:
i didnt go to the minion’s leaving do

Anjelika says:
No? me neither

Anjelika says:
i called stephanie to see if she were going

CS says:
oh well, probably would have been fun

Anjelika says:
she said no, so i didn't go either

Anjelika says:
i was feeling tired anyhow

CS says:
you fancy stephanie

Anjelika says:
do I? you think i fancy everyone

CS says:
you do ... but stephanie more than most

Anjelika says:
no i don't fancy everyone. most people are off my radar i never really thought about fancying her

CS says:
she's quite nice

Anjelika says:
i love her to bits
she's cool in my book

CS says:
me also, she gets at least one cool star

Anjelika says:
So i can't believe you haven't seen me in like 2 months and you don't even miss me

CS says:
ovcourse i miss you

Anjelika says: 07)
\/\/hat EVER

CS says:
blimey it dosnt seem like too months

CS says:
:)

Anjelika says:
out of sight out of mind


CS says:
not at all. Pah. you worry too much,

CS says:
i cant beleive you dont have any news your life is normally so exciting

Anjelika says:
how do you know i don't have any exciting news

CS says:
do you

Anjelika says:
hmm i might. nothing this week, really

CS says:
cooool, pray tell me ...

Anjelika says:
what do you qualify as being 'exciting’

CS says:
err, sexy, funny or weird

Anjelika says:
have i told you about the radiohead show

CS says:
no

CS says:
what happened

Anjelika says:
i gave the BFE a handjob at the radiohead show

CS says:
in the crowd?

Anjelika says:
yeah, of course. at the V festival

CS says:
shit !

Anjelika says:
it was excellent.

Anjelika says:
i thought i told you

CS says:
no you didn’t

CS says:
cool, does he have a nice dick

Anjelika says:
i love his cock

CS says:
did he make a move first

Anjelika says:
yeah, he made the first move

CS says:
Cricky. its making me hard just thinking about it

Anjelika says:
i like making guys hard

CS says:
you are such a tease

Anjelika says:
i know. i love it

CS says:
you need this outfit
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/French_maid.jpg


Anjelika says:
we met up for dinner a couple days later.

CS says:
bloody hell, you went to dinner with him,

Anjelika says:
anyhow after dinner i invited him back to my place

CS says:
did he come


CS says:
you are such a bad girl

Anjelika says:
i know. i'm so bad!

Anjelika says:
yeah so we went upstairs

CS says:
uh huh

CS says:
cofee, tea

Anjelika says:
i pulled down his trousers as soon as we got in the door

CS says:
bloody helltell me more!

Anjelika says:
nah, it’s private

CS says:
did he lick you out

Anjelika says:
im not telling you any more.

CS says:
i bet he did, your quite parcial to that. have you ever put your finnger in his arse

Anjelika says:
it none of your beeswax

CS says:
you are very naughty.
i bet a big cock like his really filled you up.

Anjelika says:
La la la

CS says:
do you like big cocks then

Anjelika says:
no. my pussy is really tight if a i go awhile without having sex, then it actually hurts for a bit when i do have it

CS says:
a nice hurt or a hurty hurt?

Anjelika says:
A nice hurt, usually. i think that's the best way to tell if a guy is big. if his cock feels like he's impaling me then it's big. i am fascinated by big cocks, but scared at the same time. i prefer med or small cocks

CS says:
when you suck a guy off do you like it when they come in your mouth

Anjelika says:
Ive only let 2 guys come in my mouth. i didn’t like it the first and only time i tried it with my ex. But somehow this year I really started getting into it. i love snowballing now.

CS says:
blimey!

CS says:
you are such a slut,

Anjelika says:
i know

Anjelika says:
So is ther anything exciting going on with you

CS says:
errr, not really, some stuff about the present following information in radio

CS says:
:/

CS says:
i buy some pink knickers

Anjelika says:
pink is good

CS says:
when we meet up again, ill wear them

Anjelika says:
ha! that is IF you ever make a point to meet up with me

CS says:
i have spent 8 days in the prague since i saw yuou last

Anjelika says:
crazy

Anjelika says:
too bad i wasn't there

CS says:
i would take the opertunity to spank you for being so naughty

Anjelika says:
yes, well you know i'm trouble

CS says:
you are

Anjelika says:
you can't hang out with me ane expect to stay innocent

CS says:
im not inocent . not by a long chalk

Anjelika says:
true, but you're chickenshit

CS says:
yeah, that s true

Anjelika says:
all talk, not action

CS says:
thats me !

Anjelika says:
bah

CS says:
:)

Anjelika says:
how utterly disappointing

CS says:
you dont know if i have any action.

CS says:
i may be a fucking lion

Anjelika says:
sorry disconnected

Anjelika says:
battery died!

CS says:
ah ha

Anjelika says:
anyhow the last i read from you is that you said youmay be a fuckign lion

CS says:
:)

Anjelika says:
true, i don't know if you have any action. but it doesn't count unless it's action from me

CS says:
could you treat a girl like me to the kind of action I deserve

Anjelika says:
of course

Anjelika says:
but i'm way more pervy than you

CS says:
im not so sure

Anjelika says:
i sometimes think about you fuckign me in a skirt

CS says:
hmmmm

Anjelika says:
i'm sure i'm more pervy than you

CS says:
some time i think about fucking you dressed really pretty,

Anjelika says:
Oh?

CS says:
some times i think about you fucking me,

Anjelika says:
i'd like to try it once

Anjelika says:
i mean, maybe you're a horrible shag

CS says:
oh

Anjelika says:
but i'm quite curious

CS says:
you may be terrible, but i think I could teach you.

Anjelika says:
\/\/hat ever

Anjelika says:
i'm a better shag than you deserve

CS says:
:) thats definatly true.

Anjelika says:
would you ever let someone fuck you with a strap on?

CS says:
you, yes. but you would have to be dressed up really tarty

Anjelika says:
i've never tried that.

Anjelika says:
i like dressing up

Anjelika says:
have you ever fucked on a waterbed

CS says:
no

CS says:
is it good

Anjelika says:
i have

Anjelika says:
it is okay

Anjelika says:
you have to be really coordinated

CS says:
have you ever been fucked in the arse

Anjelika says:
Nope. so, you would let me fuck you with a strap on

CS says:
yes, but you would have to teate me gentle

Anjelika says:
ha

CS says:
it would feel nice to have you inside me

Anjelika says:
i'm curious to try it

Anjelika says:
i'd also like to fuck a girl with a strap on

CS says:
Ill be as girly as I can for you.

Anjelika says:
excellent

Anjelika says:
well, too bad you're chickenshit

CS says:
im reallly hard now

Anjelika says:
i bet you are

CS says:
are you wet

Anjelika says:
only slightly

CS says:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm]

Anjelika says:
are you thinking

CS says:
yes

Anjelika says:
about what

CS says:
i think you could quite demanding

Anjelika says:
yes

Anjelika says:
i can be. is that a problem?

CS says:
no, its good toknow what you want

Anjelika says:
do you know what you want?

CS says:
no

CS says:
its also good to not know waht you want, then yo uare free !!!!

Anjelika says:
true

Anjelika says:
so are you still hard

CS says:
yes

CS says:
ish

Anjelika says:
remember when i was rubbing your cock on the train

CS says:
yes, i had my hand in your knickers

CS says:
pink

Anjelika says:
yes

CS says:
i know you liked that

Anjelika says:
i did

Anjelika says:
did you like it

CS says:
yes,

CS says:
did you want me to fuck you that night?

Anjelika says:
i was pretty drunk

CS says:
americans cant handle drink.

Anjelika says:
but i remember wanteing to suck you off

CS says:
especially not you

Anjelika says:
i know i'm bad with my drink, i admit

Anjelika says:
but in my defense, i didn't start drinking until i was 22

CS says:
a late developer

Anjelika says:
yeah

Anjelika says:
i was straight-edge for a hwile

Anjelika says:
no drink. no drugs

Anjelika says:
i still haven't ried any drugs

CS says:
lets do a couple of trips together then

Anjelika says:
trips, what do you mean

CS says:
acid

Anjelika says:
hmmmm i wil have to think about that

CS says:
a horrible chemical feeling, but quite unique


Anjelika says:
Unique?

CS says:
yeah, undescribable

Anjelika says:
how often do you do acid

CS says:
not since 98

CS says:
before quite a bit

Anjelika says:
i have a feeling that you wuould sttill be chickenshit

CS says:
i can handle any fucking drug. you may have had some sexual adeventure, but I have have truly been off my tits

Anjelika says:
i say that it's YOU that's the tease. not me

CS says:
girl i have to go to bed

Anjelika says:
me too

CS says:
wank about fucking me

Anjelika says:
i'll save my wakn for tomorrow.

Anjelika says:
bed for now

CS says:
night night

Anjelika says:
night

Sometimes the best shag is the worst thing ever

Sometimes the best shag is the worst thing ever.

I didn’t get my clit licked weekend. I guess I could have let Grandpa lick it, but the fact that he was all to eager to do it made me want to say no. Also, I don’t want to rush things with him.

In lieu of what would usually be a bean-flicking festival I’m going to tell you about the best shag I ever had.

It was February this year. I don’t want to mention or allude to his identity as I’m quite protective of him. There is a magnanimous side of me that just wants the absolute best for him. (Then again there is a horny side of me that wants to shag him rotten). All you need to know about “the guy” is that at the time we were seeing each other he was faced with some difficult decisions.

There was some raw attraction that had been lurking behind our platonic friendship. Then one day there was a break-through: our feelings surfaced we went out on an “official” date. Later that night we made love. It was fantastic. That, however, wasn’t the best shag I had with him. It was several weeks later.

There’s something really exciting about having a new cock inside you. I think guys feel the same way, about pussies; that there’s something exiting about putting your cock in a new pussy. Am I right about that? The excitement and newness of it all makes it worth the pursuit.

Despite my flirtatious nature and love of oral sex I’ve only been penetrated by 5 different guys in my whole life. As I explained in an earlier entry, I have a very tight pussy. I’m not at all saying that to brag – but physically it is tight. My gyno has confirmed that it is indeed tight. Because it’s so tight I haven’t slept with many men That’s another reason why I prefer receiving oral sex. I really do not like being penetrated unless it’s with someone I trust implicitly.

My bastard ex-boyfriend who I'll refer to as N. was a bit of a sadist. He knew that if he positioned his cock a certain way in my pussy that it would hurt. I shouldn’t say hurt, rather it fucking killed. It’s the sort of pain that makes you walk funny for days afterwards. In the days when we were having sex he would intentionally fuck me so I would feel pain. He wouldn’t feel satisfied until he saw tears. The very first time it happened I yelled, “What are you doing?” He replied, “I’m gonna fuck you til you cry.” The moment I would shout out in unbearable pain was the moment he’d cum. He said those were his favorite shags. Remind me why I stayed with that bastard so long? Oh right, because back then I was fat and had no self confidence. My, my, my how times have changed!

Oh, and one more thing. I’m getting e-mail from guys who want to be #6; Guys who want to be the 6th guy to penetrate me. Honestly, do you think I’m just going to let any guy do that to me? I’m very choosy and IF I decide I want to be penetrated it will be by someone who is charming, romantic and deserving of my attention. And if he were rich too that would help ;-)

Anyhow, I digress…

One night Mr. Best Shag ever for dinner in Mayfair. We later took a taxi back to his place in W1. After drinking copious amounts of white wine he led me upstairs to the bedroom. He was so gentle leading me up the stairs. As soon as we entered the bedroom he turned into an animal. I loved it! He lifted me up, and propped me on his bed. He buried his head under my dress. He pulled down my panties with his teeth. Licked my clit and ate me out so well! It was as if he thrived off pussy juice and couldn’t get enough. I came 3 times. Two small orgasms and one huge one.

He came out from under my dress and I saw that his mouth was covered in my pussy juice. He had this devilish look on his face as if he were a hungry kid who just ate the last Toblerone.

We snogged and then I licked my own juices off his face. He was so forceful except when it came for me to take off my dress. He was so cute in that he was concerned that if he ripped it off me that it would ruin the dress. So he was gentle in handling the dress, but then when back to being the testosterone-driven no-nonsense stud.

He took off his shirt, unbuckled his belt, and pulled down his trousers. He was wearing Y-fronts. I could see a massive hard on bulging out from udnerneath. I lowered his pants and took the whole of his cock in my mouth. He sighed a sigh of pleasure.

Normally, I really do not like giving blowjobs. I trusted this guy so much and cared a great deal for him. Sucking his cock was a pleasure; a desire. During the time we were seeing each other I woke up every morning thirsting for the taste of his cum in my month. I’ve never, EVER been like that about any other guy. I mean I used to really hate, hate, hate giving blowjobs. Being with this guy changed how I felt about fellatio. I woke up every morning gagging for his cock – although I never told him that.

I sucked him off for about 10 minutes. I didn’t want him to cum because I wanted him to fuck me. As soon as I took his cock out of his mouth, he flipped me over so that I was on my stomach with my arse in the air. He fingered my pussy for a few brief seconds then stuck his cock inside. We were in a straight-legged doggie style type position.

He grabbed both of my hands and clasped them behind my back. He used the weight of his body to keep my hands in place all the while he was thrusting me. He then found my sweet spot. I go absolutely wild when a guy kisses my ear. I started bucking back and forth. This really got him going. I tried to resist him kissing me on the ear, but the more I reacted the more he would kiss it. He loved seeing me thrash around.

He kept fucking me, harder and hard; simultaneously he was driving me wild by kissing my ear. Then suddenly it hit me. He had control over my body. I was pinned I couldn’t get him off if I wanted to. My face was buried in the pillows so I could hardly talk. I started panicking

“Stop, please stop.” I muttered.

Either he couldn’t hear me or didn’t want to.

“I’m serious, please stop.”

He kept going. He seemed to turn into even more of a mad man.

After being pinned down for 20 minutes, he finally came.

“Fuck, yeah, fuck, yeah. Oh fuuuuck.” He yelled.

He got off me but soon saw the scared look on my face.

He immediately apologized and said he didn’t mean to scare me. I didn’t tell him but that was unquestionably the best sex I ever had. The panicked feeling heightened t the tension. We embraced for a long while. He apologized a further 3 times. I told him that it was fine; that there was nothing to apologize for.

So here it is now, 6 months later. I still think about that steamy night. Sometimes when I use my vibrator I try to recreate that scenario in my mind. It was hot, raw, wrong yet amazing at the same tme. The reason why I say that the best shag is the worst thing is because the moment is over and can't be repeated. It's like having the most fantastic meal ever at your favorite restaurant -- and now that restaurant is closed permantely. You can reminisce all you want, but you'll never eat there again. And even though there are other dishes to be had at other restaurant, it still inspires a tinge of sadness. Enough of that metaphor!

Incidentlly, that same logic is the exact reason why I never order the daily specials from restaurants. I'm afraid I'll like it too much and never get it again.

He's a good guy. Whatever he’s doing now, I just hope he’s happy. That’s all I really want for him. I do wonder sometimes if he ever thinks about that night too.

I hope so.