Sushi Date Haiku

Sushi Date Haiku

A tale of last night's date in Haiku form.

Sushi Date Haiku #1:
Craig's list, N.S.A.
"Looking for sushi and sex"
Hundreds of e-mails.

Sushi Date Haiku #2:
Nobu very nice.
Canary Wharf is the shit.
Sea Bass, yum, yum, yum

Sushi Date Haiku #3:
Conversation: Good.
Food: It was quite fantastic.
Sex: Nothing went down.

Sushi Date Haiku #4:
Lonely Businessman.
Good food. Tiny portions. Left
hungry. No action.