Internet Dating is Shit

In this podcast:

- Anjelika talks about her Internet Dating experiences
- Should you try Anal sex before you die?
- Dating Men with Kids
- If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
- Toxic Friendships

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ANJELIKA rants
This guy that I fancied for so long is going out with my fucking doppelgänger! Someone who looks like me but isn't me. How unfair is that?!? And SHE's not even interested in him! It was insulting enough that he would rather go out with NO ONE instead of me. It's even more insulting that he's going out with someone who looks like me but isn't me. That says not only do I not look good enough for him. My personality sucks as well!
And she's got two kids!!!

WANDA on Photography
It was weird because when he was a teenager he went into a coma. And he actually died once. And since then if you take a picture of him it's never in focus.

WANDA on Whales
It's weird because I do feel like I have some sort of gravitational pull. Sometimes I don't want any of the nuts on the table but they just seem to come to me. I look down and I just have three nuts on my top.

ANJ: Nuts and coming are a good topic.

Other topics include: Internet dating, Et Tu Brute, Anti-One, queue jumping, irrational jealousy, friendships, Rhianna, Shia LeBeuof, crushes, changing your race, The Great barrier reef