Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Quivering Anus & Cum Voice

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There were two things that I noticed while I was masturbating this morning that I had never noticed before:

1. When I use the vibrator on my clit, my anus quivers.  It feels very pleasurable.  I wonder if it mean my anus wants some attention while I'm masturbating?  Also I wonder if this is new since I popped my anal cherry.  (Yes, I know, I still have to blog about that)

2. When I cum, I cum in a really girly voice.  This surprised me, because in the past I have described my "cum voice" as a low-guttural dying cow type sound.  Maybe my cum voice has evolved?

Anyhow, I feel pleased to have discovered something new about myself before 9AM!

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Cum

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This morning I had cum in my mouth. It was the first time in 3 years that I had tasted cum. I wasn't quite expecting it, so I wasn't really in the right mind to swallow. I've never swallowed. One day I will do it, but this morning wasn't that day.

I had forgotten how cum felt. It was hot; like a hot explosion in my mouth. It was salty, but it wasn't entirely an unpleasant taste.

After he came in my mouth I wondered how long could I hold it all in before I was forced to swallow or ran to the bathroom to spit it out. I held the cum in my mouth for about 90 seconds before casually getting up, walking to the bathroom and spitting in out.

The last time I had given a blow job was to the BFE. We used to snowball all the time. He loved tasting his own cum- such a public school boy thing to do.

Although I enjoyed giving a blow job this morning, I kept wishing for the cum was in my pussy instead.

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Monday, November 02, 2009

Oysters, Swallowing Cum and Snowballing

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In this episode we chat about: Oysters, Swallowing Cum and Snowballing

"If a girl's going down on you do you expect them to swallow?"

"There's a time in my life where I think I loved blow jobs more than intercourse."

"If you say to someone, don't cum in my mouth and they cum in your mouth, that's just rude."

"What if cum tastes like a bad oyster?"

"Did she pee on you?" Did you pee on her? Did you pee in her mouth?"

"Have you ever had an asphyxiation orgasm?"

"Once when the BFE was fucking me, he put a pillow over my head."

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Monday, October 26, 2009

Accidental Cream Pie and Vibrator Madness

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I know I should be up looking for a job now, but I've been feeling really horny to the point I can't concentrate.  My boyfriend is at work so it's just me, the dog and the internet here.

After a Valium-induced sleep I woke up this morning wanting to have sex.  I was aching to be fucked. My boyfriend left before woke up so I did the only logical thing:  I masturbated using the vibrator.

For visual stimulation, I found this video on the net called Hot Redhead Kyla Gets Accidental Creampie.  (NSFW!!!).

Why do I love looking at, and fantasizing about, cream pies?  Seeing cum flow out of a woman's pussy is incredibly erotic for me.   I put the Wahl Vibrator on my clit.  I let the tension build and build.  I imagined my boyfriend thrusting into me.  I imagined him looking intently into my eyes and smiling devilishly as he says, "I love you." I imagined him cumming madly inside me.

Then I came -- letting out several breathy moans.  Moans loud enough to scare the dog, an unwilling witness, off  the bed.

I rested for a minute.  I turned the vibrator back on and prepared myself for round 2.

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Cum Whore and the Sex Calendar

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More musing about the concept of 'Sex on tap'

One of the big benefits of living together, I assumed, was the ability to have sex on tap. Basically, I want it, so I get it. I imagine it would be like having a free candy machine in your kitchen, or something like that. When you’re feeling the urge then you go for it.

In reality, it’s not really like that. There are schedules, early starts, arguments, periods, tiredness, stress and incontinent dogs that get in the way.

In an ideal world, I would have sex twice a day every day. One thing I discovered about myself recently is that I love the idea of being a cum whore. OK, I’m still a bit sketchy about having cum on my face or in my mouth. But I get really excited thinking about lots of cum in my pussy. Not just my boyfriend’s cum, though. I’m really intrigued by the idea of a greedy girls scenario. It’s probably a better scenario in my head than it is in reality. Is it weird to think about having the cum of lots of different guys in you? I think about it a lot?

And if I were to take my fantasy and make it a reality, how does one go about organizing a gang bang? Wait, does that sound as weird in print as it did in my head? If I were to be in a gang bang situation, I’d want to know that all the guys involved have been tested and are 100% disease free.

The way I see this fantasy in my head is that there would be 6 guys at most, one of which would be my boyfriend. He would have the first “turn.” And since he’s my boyfriend there would be lots of kissing involved.

The other 5 guys would arrive in the room, one at time, while my boyfriend watches. Each guy would be naked with erect penises. Individually they would mount me, and thrust their cock inside me. No kissing. Nothing romantic. Each guy would have five minutes to come. After they cum, they’d get up, leave the room and another guy would enter.

Then after all the guys came in me, then my boyfriend would go down on me so I could have a huge orgasm.

Anyhow, perhaps that’s a fantasy best left in my head. I recently discovered some fantasies are better left as fantasies. Note to self: Don’t try the “rape” fantasy again.

I digress, back to Sex on Tap. The thing about sex on tap is makes it difficult is the scheduling. Before my boyfriend move in I would have all week free then I’d anticipate getting intimate on the weekend. And of course it would happen for sure. Now that we’re living together there are so many distractions and things getting in the way.

Out of 30 days, I would say that there are only 8-10 days that are optimum for fucking.

Some of the obstacles are by choice. For instance I don’t feel like having sex during my period. So there’s three days gone already. Because I’m not on birth control, and he doesn’t want to wear condoms, my boyfriend doesn’t want to have sex when I’m possible fertile. There’s another 5 days gone.

Have a look at the calendar below:




In the future, I hope there are less arguments, less distractions and more lovemaking.
But out of curiosity, how does your sex calendar compare?

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Cumming After He Comes

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Lately I've been having this weird sensation. No, it's not anything bad. I'm just curious if any other girls get this too?

After some passionate lovemaking, right after my boyfriend cums in me I feel the need to orgasm. What's up with that?

We usually start off our sexcapades by him eating me out until I can't take it anymore. Does it sound cliché to say that my boyfriend makes me cum harder than any other guy I've been out with? Even if it is cheesy it's true. It's always multiple orgasms and I always cum really hard. And I always have to beg him to stop.

After the cunnilingus, we move on to fucking. "Fucking" sounds too crass to describe what I experience. Feeling my boyfriend's erect cock inside me is one of the best feelings in the world. There is something wonderful about submitting to him. Maybe it's love or passion? (Maybe it's me feeling broody?) Whatever it is, after he cums inside me I feel great, really great. I feel the need orgasm again.

I look into his eyes and say, "I love you" while I'm fingering my clit to the point of orgasm. It's only after that that I'm ready to curl up in his arms and fall asleep.

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Thursday, September 03, 2009

I Get it Every Night

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Generally, my boyfriend doesn't want me to write about 'us.'   On the odd occasion after some amazing sex he'll say, "It's okay for you to blog about this."  But by then I've normally too tired to blog.

I'm a little tired of people complaining about my blog.  If you don't like it go read Girl with A One Track Mind or some shit. (FYI, she's banned me from her Twitter for some unfathomable reason).  By all means go read her blog as I'm finding it to be completely scintillating these days.

My boyfriend moved into my flat yesterday.  For a guy who doesn't have a lot of stuff, he has SO MUCH stuff.  Mentally, it's a big step, but at the same time he's been here for the past fortnight so nothing has really changed.  We're doing a 1-month trial to see if it works out.  I feel a bit offended by that.  Am I really a one-month trial like Netflix  or Lovefilm?  After 30 days if he doesn't like it he can cancel his direct debit or something?

Anyhow, since he's been here the past couple weeks I've been getting licked out every night.  He worships my pussy and I love it.  He asks to lick me.  And there are times when he can't get enough.  He loves my pussy juice as much as I love Coke.  And if I'm a good girl tonight, I'm gonna get some cock, too.

Even though I'm not blogging about sex, I still have a filthy mind.  He's gonna shoot me full of his cum tonight and thinking about that makes me so horny!

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Saturday, July 04, 2009

Saturday Update

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Happy 4th of July Everyone.

I'm heading down to Battersea park to be with other Americans here in London. Later tonight I'm heading down to Killing Kittens so that I can report on it for YouPorn Magazine

Since posting the last Andrew Charles Leonard post. 2 more women have e-mailed me to tell me they have been conned and hurt by him. He has e-mailed me further. There is also some press interest in the story so stay tuned. It'll be a humdinger when it comes out.

Some important decisions have been made regarding my current relationship. After a month of holding back, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. It was amazing. I can't really say much more but I feel happy. Really, really happy. It's hard to describe the feeling of knowing that someone you love is inside you. His cum is inside me now and I couldn't be happier.

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Friday, May 15, 2009

I Love Being a Dirty Bitch

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I love being a dirty bitch. After work I met up with Goldiecocks. We went to an empty office. We began with some quick kisses but soon enough we ended up on the floor. He unbuttoned his trousers, pulled down his pants and reveled his lovely cock.

“Two things,” I told him, “1. Don’t cum. 2. Don’t cum in my mouth.”

I stroked his cock a few times before taking it in; all of it; until my full lips were at the base. I moved my mouth up and down.

“I can’t believe your old girlfriends never gave you a good blow jobs.”

“They only licked tip,” he said somewhat wistfully.

“They wouldn’t go all the way down? Why didn’t you ask them to?”

He shrugged, “I dunno.”

“You have to ask them. Or don’t even ask. Tell them. Better yet, just push their head down.”

I resumed my cocksucking duties. Like a obedient pupil, he pushed my head further down o to his cock.” I gave him the thumbs up sign.

After a few minutes he asked me to stop. He wanted to fuck instead. I wasn’t sure if I was wet enough. Then again, I had been horny all day, I MUST have been wet enough. I wanted him to eat me out but I didn’t want to break the flow of things. I wouldn’t insist this time.

I hiked up my denim skirt and took off my pink Victoria’s Secret panties. I threw them aside. His cock slid into me easily as slipping a knife through butter. His cock felt just as great as before. It felt awesome being pumped by him.

That awesome feeling faded soon as he said those four words you don’t want hear 2 minutes into fucking. “I’m going to cum.”

I wasn’t mad. Just slightly disappointed; and only slightly because we’ll fuck again and his staying power will improve. Nothing’s perfect at first so it’s not a big deal. It’s also very flattering knowing that you can turn on a guy so much that he cums instantly.

If all else fails, then I’ll break out my stash of Viagra.

“Are you cumming?” I asked him. I couldn’t tell. His face didn’t give anything way.

“Yeah,” he said, nodding his head.

“Do you realize your face is completely expressionless?” I asked, finding the situation amusing.

He explained that he was trying to be quiet so the cleaning staff wouldn’t hear. Fair enough. He withdrew his cock and got dressed.

I put on panties. My panties which earlier were soiled from me being wet and horny were now catching the runoff of cum that he shot into my pussy. Knowing his cum was in me made me feel sexy and dirty. On the train ride home, thinking about the cum in me made me horny.

As soon as I got home, I went straight to my bedroom. I got the vibrator out and put it in my cum-filled pussy. I imagined Goldiecocks shooting his load into me over and over again and I came pretty hard.

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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Panties Soaked, Feeling Horny

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I'm at work and I'm horny. This is seemingly a bad combination unless you're fucking your boss which I'm not - yet. I've had one of these days where I've had to intersperse tedious tasks with porn just so I can get though it. I've been reading porn. There's something more exciting about reading porn rather than seeing pictures. I'd take an erotic book over porno flick any day.

Even though I had masturbated this morning using two vibrators at the same time time (rampant rabbit and the Wahl) which, by the way had one of the best self-induced orgasms ever; Even thought I came really hardm I was still horny.

I am horny beyond my usual run-of-the-mill restlessness. My groin is hot. My clit is pulsating. I don't just want sex. I want hot dirty sex. I want a guy a barely know to rush in, lift up my skirt and suck on my pussy like it's a Jolly Rancher.. I want to be licked until I cum. And then I want to be licked again. I want my ass licked. I want to feel the pressure of a cock on the tip of my anus.

But before he can slip his cock in my ass I want him to flip me over. I want him to fuck my shaved pussy while simultaneously licking my ear and whispering, "You slut. You dirty whore."

I want him to unload in me. I want to take all of his cum in my pussy. I love the feeling of being "filled in." Then I want to feel his cum dripping out of me. One drop at a time dripping down my legs.

And then I want to go back to work as if nothing happened. Something tells me, however, that my actual lunch break will be a lot less exciting then my fantasy one. That is, unless I can find someone interested.

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Anjelika Doesn't Swallow (Cum)

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Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Cum-Stained Coat

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Cum-Stained Coat

Today I spent £17.50 getting my spring coat dry-cleaned. Last spring (or was it the spring before?) I got frisky with the DG and he ejaculated on my coat.

The DG was the doppelganger of the BFE, in case you remember. We had previously worked together. There had always been a sexual chemistry between us. The problem: he’s married; though he doesn’t like that stop him from flirting.

The DG is one of the very few guys that I’ve been mischievous with and have still been able to maintain a friendship. We met at an after-work drinks thing. He was drunk and flirting outrageously with me. I remember trying to have a conversation with someone while the DG had his hand down my skirt and was surreptitiously tugging at the back of my thong. This was a major turn on.

We were both hot for each other. We left the drinks and headed towards a deserted playground. The ground was hard and so was the DG. I put my coat on the ground so we could lie on it. I reached in his paints and pulled out his cock. It was a normal white-guy size. Five inches maybe?

He must have been overly excited. Thirty seconds into the hand job I was giving him he groaned and came all over my coat. Is that what you would call premature ejaculation? I’ve never seen it before.

Anyhow I finally managed to get the coat cleaned today. It’s been so long since the incident. Should I ask him to pay for the dry cleaning?

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Jizz and the Red Devil

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- Rejection: a desiable quality in a man
- Do women look desirable when other men are flirting with them?
- Cunnilingus during Menstruation
- Poppers and Anal Sex
- A sex club in south London
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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Hand Jobs, Heroes and Video Games

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Just got back from the Ex’s flat. We had dinner in Hoxton. Vietnamese. Yum. Afterward we went back to his flat to watch “Heros” and to play on his X-Box.

We were sitting on his sofa watching TV when I felt the need to play with his dick. He was wearing button flys (damn him!) so it was difficult to reach Georges – that’s my pet name for his cock. Why do guys insist on wearing button flys? It just makes it difficult for us women.

He unbuttoned his button flys making easier for me to get to his cock. I rubbed up and down his shaft. He felt restricted by his trousers so he took them off.

I placed my mouth on his cock and bobbed my head up and down. He laid back and smiled.

“You’re so hard,” I told him.

I was wearing a jean skirt, a tight black jumper and black panties. I pulled my panties off, hitched up my skirt and sat on top of him, trying to impale myself with his cock.

“Let’s do it doggie style,” he urged.

I obediently got on all fours and assumed the position. He jammed his cock inside me. It freakin’ hurt so much. Is my hole closing up? Am I going convex?

“This isn’t gonna work,” I said.

As soon as I moved off him, his cock softened.

“Rub it until I get hard again.”

Being the overachiever that I am, I took his cock into my mouth once again. I sucked on his head, tickling it with my tongue. I used my fingers to simultaneously stroke the length of his cock.

“Oh, that feels good,” he whispered.

I took his cock out of my mouth and started giving him a hand job.

He was hard. Very hard. Suddenly he sighed loudly, “Oh yeah.”

His hot cum shot out of his cock and slid down my hand.

“No, no, no, no, no!” I shrieked. “You’re not supposed to do that yet!”

“Sorry, I couldn’t hold it in. But if it’s any consolation that’s the best hand job you’ve ever given me.”

“I feel robbed,” I yelled back, “You owe me a hand job!”

He laughed at me, “I have to get to bed now so you’re going to have to leave.”

“You just came on my hand and you want me to leave?”

“Yeah. Is that alright?”

I didn’t say it, but I was thinking, “You are out of your fucking mind!”

You understand now why he’s “the ex.”

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Sunday, March 25, 2007

Cum in my Hair: Finger Fucked in Mayfair

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Cum in my Hair: Finger Fucked in Mayfair

I’ve been thinking a lot about the Chaos Theory.

For the first time this year I actually felt sad immediately after a very good sexual experience.

A few weeks ago Wanda asked me to go with her and another friend to a sex party at Club Rub. Despite my wicked past, I’m not into orgies. Yeah, of course I have had a few but with people I know. There seems something a bit weird and sleezy about group sex with people you don’t know. At the same time, it also seems really exciting. I’m too chikenshit to partake but I figured it would be a good experience just to watch.

Last week I started thinking about the party. I was beginning to change my mind. I called into the radio station LBC during Iain Lee’s show asked on air what I should wear to the party.

As soon as I hung up from being on air a friend of mine rang. It was the same friend who delivered the nightie to CS. She said that just as she was leaving Eagle Eye’s party. Eagle Eye got a job at a rival network and was having a leaving do.

I decided to go to the party. I realized that I may be entering enemy territory as far as CS was concerned, but I sort of didn’t care. The only problem was that I was wearing a really horrible jumper. That morning something told me to wear a skirt to work. But since the cute guy was away on holiday I figure not point in making the effort, eh?

It was nearing 9:00 and all the department stores were closed. In a moment of genius I found the nearest branch of my gym went in and bought a severely overpriced pink long-sleeved pink Nike shirt. I would have paid twice the price for it as long as I looked good at the party.

In the gym locker room, I put on the shirt and a bit of make up. I spritzed my hair with water ran back to my car. I drove around the block before and found parking on a side street not too far from the pub.

All eyes turned to me as I entered the pub with my dog. A few old colleges let out a little squeal, “Oh Anjelika!” It feels good to be welcomed. I almost felt like Norm from “Cheers.”

Even though I hated working on that World War II documentary, I really missed the people I worked with. Stephanie was there and looked fantastic as usual. CS was there as well. I knew he’d be there. Eagle Eye is one of his best mates. CS and I both actively avoided each other. I don’t think we were ever on the same side of the room at the same time. The weird thing is, I didn’t care. I totally didn’t care. I stared at him from across the room and he no longer seemed good-looking to me. He seemed boring and blah. There was no mystery to him. His hair didn’t look good either. His dashing blond hair was brown and dull.

This time last year he and I were kissing in Prague. Amazing how things change in a year/

A few face were missing from the party. D-Mac wasn’t there. Apparently he left a few minutes before I arrived. BKFITW quit the month before and the Cockblocker had fucked off back to Australia.

As I was making my rounds through the pub and catching up with various old co-workers, I spotted the DG from across the room. Our eyes met and I smiled back at him. He made his way through the crowded pub towards me. We embraced. He gave me kiss on both cheeks and asked if I wanted a drink. I was driving that night and Doggums was with me and I couldn’t figure out if I wanted to drink or not. There was part of me that wanted to be drunk and silly. Yet the other part of me needed to be responsible.

The DG was good. He seemed like his normal cheery self. I remember hating my job then, but looking forward to seeing him smile and say hello to me. It’s funny how you get used to things and how you can as easily get un-unsed to things.

While the DG was getting my drink, I talked to my old buddies in production. Everyone seemed well and happy. No drams, no gossip. It was good to catch up and feel like one of the gang again.

The DG returned with a glass of wine for me. He put his arm around me and gave me a squeeze.

“You look really good.” He said.

“Oh thanks,” I replied, not really taking in his compliment.

“No, you look really good.”

I smiled back. Thank God I bought this overpriced pink shirt instead of wearing that monstrosity of a jumper. I’m sure he wouldn’t be saying that I looked good then.

The DG and I continued talking about work. Out of the corner of my eye I saw CS trying to kiss Jaz, while a small crowd was egging him on. I had wondered if he were doing this to make me jealous but I kept thinking. Been there. Done that. Why bother kissing him in public when he can eat me out in private. I rolled my eyes and refocused on the DG.

The DG was saying how he’d been looking for me online all week, but I wasn’t there. “Oh yeah.” I said quite flippantly, “I’ve been busy, you know”

“I’ve been thinking about you. A lot. I miss you around the office. Come back and work here.”

“Let me know if there’s a position available.”

I put my arm around him. We embraced. Out of the corner of my eye I see CS pointing a video camera in our direction. I give CS a pointed look then turn my attention back to the DG.

The DG puts his hand around my waist. I pull away knowing that CS is filming.

“We’re being filmed.” I whisper to him. The DG turns around
“Let’s move towards the back.”

As we squeeze our way to the back of the pub Doggums tries to follow. I pick her up just so she won’t feel scared from all the people towering over her.

As we squeeze by the DG accidentally brushes against might left breast.

“Oh, so I bet you’re going to tell me that was an accident, eh?”

He smiles. “Accidents happen. Do you remember that time when I accidentally touched your boob.”

“A few seconds ago?”

“No, when you first started working here. We were here in the pub. There were only 3 of us here.”

“No. Still doesn’t ring a bell.”

“I brushed up against you, accidentally. And you pointed it out and said I did it on purposes.”

I stare at him as if he’s tyring to tell me something compeltley untrue.

“I’m sorry I don’t remember. Well, that’s when I first fancied you.”

“Oh my god?!? You fancy me?” I say genuinely surprised and in a hushed tone.

“Of course I do.”

I feel shocked. I mean I know he liked flirting with me, but I put it off as him being a big flirt. I didn’t realize that he actually fancied me.

“Well, I have a little confession of my own to make,” I say coyly, “I have a little bit of a crush on you too.”

I set Doggums down on the ground and the DG and I hug again. I hope no one here is keeping track of the amount of hugs that we’ve shared this evening so far.

Doggums gets starts barking and I feel like I should go home.

I look at the clock on the wall. “What time are you catching the train?” I ask him.

He’s vague, “Oh yeah, I’m just catching a late one. They run all night. Did you take the train here?”

“No I drove.”

“Ah.”

“Have you seen my car?”

“In pictures, not in person.”

“You have to see it. It’s fab.”

I pick up Doggums with one hand and carried my glass of wine with the other. We all squeezed our way to the front of the pub. We exit the pub. Strangely it’s a warm winter night. Feels like spring. It’s one of those nights were it’s just warm enough that you don’t need a coat.

I set Doggums down and the DG and I walked around the corner to my car.

“Very nice,” he says.

I set my wine glass on the curb and follows suit with his beer glass.

“I was going to get a Volkswagon Polo, but I thought this suited my personality more.”

“I love the color. It really does suit you.”

“Thanks.”

And in a moment of shared madness, I turned towards him, looked into his eyes and moved my mouth towards his. We kissed. It was slow. Passionate. Beautiful. He cupped his hands around my face as we kept kissing. It was awesome.

There’s nothing better than kissing someone you fancy for the first time. Shit, that kiss I had with the BFE on our first state has to be one of the best kisses ever. My kiss with the DG is a contender for the top three.

In the middle of kissing I suddenly had a reality check:
A. He’s married
B. We’re a stones throw from the pub and anyone could see us
C. He’s a friend who I admire and respect.
D. His poor wife

Then out of nowhere, my morals, which had been on a semi-permanent vacation kicked in.

“We shouldn’t be doing this,” I said. “We can’t do this.”

I backed away. He pleasant and respectful in agreeing with me. As I went to pick up my wine glass to head inside I said to him,

“Don’t get me wrong, kissing you is great but, it’s just….”
“I know…”
“But if it’s any consolation, I’m really, really wet now.”

Before I can pick up my glass he grabs my hand and we start running down the empty street. Doggums follows. We turn the corner into an alleyway. He backs me into a brick wall grabbing both my hands, and kisses me.

“God, you’re so beautiful,” he says.

He kisses me fervently and even though one or two people walk past we don’t care. He lets go of my hands and I take his glasses off his face setting them down carefully. We continue kissing. I wrap my arms around him and he wraps his arms around me.

It all feels amazing and then my morals kick in again. And even though I don’t want to stop. I have to. He seems understanding. I pick up his glasses for him. We walk back to my car. We pick up our wine / beer glasses and head back inside the pub.

I suddenly felt so weird. As if, I were in some parallel universe. I couldn’t believe this was happening. I never imagined a day where I’d be making out with the DG. I chatted with a gay pal, the Impaler for a bit. He looked good.

“So does the DG still fancy your boobs. Especially in blue satin?
“Shhhhh! Dude. That’s a secret and he’s right behind us!”

I feel totally weirded out. Out of the corner of my eye I saw CS a few feet from me. He was sitting down at the table with his head buried in his hands. I almost felt something for him then. There’s something cute about a guy being vulnerable. Whatever it was I quickly snapped out of it.

“I’m going home.” I announced. It just felt too weird being there. Being there with the DG who I just made out with. And CS who I used to make out with. It was as if my past, present and future were all there at once.

I put on my coat and waved bye to the DG.

“You’re leaving?”
“Yeah, I gotta go” I answered.
“Wait for me. Just wait 15 minutes.”

I looked at the clock on the wall.

“Okay.”

I spent another 15 minutes chatting with Stephanie, Fred and the Impaler. As the last call bell sounded more and more people left the pub.

The DG and I were among the last to go. He asked me for a ride to Kings Cross. I said yeah.

Having a 2-seater cer is great. It means that you never have to offer a ride to more than one person. And even though there were a couple more people who needed to go to Kings Cross, they would just have to take the Northern line..

I put the dog and the dog bed in back. The DG and I got in the car and began the short drive to Kings Cross.

In the car he reaching over and kissing my ear and neck. It felt good. Fuck it felt so good. At the red lights we’d turn and kiss. I used to hate couples I’d seen doing that, now I was one of them. I started to lose my concentration on the road.

“I’m going to have to pull over,” I told him.

I looked for a quiet deserted street where we could park. Ironically enough, it happened to be in Mayfair.

On a dark, tranquil street I pulled the car over. We continued kissing, but quickly it progressed. He lifted my shirt up and reached for my breast. He released my left breast from my pink bra and began sucking on it. He nibbled my nipples just the right way. I almost came from the way he nibbled on them.

We continued our kissing and I reached for his belt buckle furiously unfastening it. I reached down his pants and found his cock. It was rock hard. I somehow felt victorious finally getting it. For a cock it was beautiful. Pristine and uncut. I assumed the position and place my mouth just on the head of his cock. I suckelekd it just a bit before lounging it down my throat. .

He began breathing heavily and sighing with pleasure. The car windows steamed up. I cupped his balls with my right hand.

I sucked him off until he was at breaking point. Then I strategically stopped.

I unbuckled my jeans. He pulled down my pink panties and began fingering me. With the small amount of space in the car it was hard to get into a good position to get fingered. So I didn’t cum. But I somehow didn’t mind.

I wanted to mount him but he insisted that we didn’t fuck. I sure wanted to even thought I knew it was wrong.. He rubbed his cock against my pussy but didn’t dare enter.

I sucked him off. He played with my boobs for a bit more. Then I gave him a hand job and he came on my tits.

The amount of cum that landed on my body was amazing. Probably a record as far as the guys I’ve been with goes.

He was silent after he came. The atmosphere was weird. It’s as if we’ve both been though some strange experience. As if we were war buddies walking back to the base after a humiliating defeat.

We drove on to Kings Cross. He kissed me passionately again before he got out of the car.

It all would been romantic if I didn’t have cum stuck in my hair.

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