Sunday, March 09, 2008

Date #4 The Irishman with the Poncy Name

Date #4 The Irishman with the Poncy Name

He looked reasonably cute in his photos. Maybe too cute. He only had a passing interest in me until I mentioned that I had dated a celeb or two. Then he was all anxious to meet me ASAP.

We only met for forty-five minutes. This was the perfect amount of time to meet since I really wasn’t into him. He was the media type working at a competing channel. He kept telling me about how he used to run night clubs, do lots of coke and fuck models.

NOT HUSBAND MATERIAL!!!

He had a certain arrogance about him that made me want to punch him in the head. Why did I even agree to go out with him?!? The date was just long enough for me to finish my drink and to walk out of the pub with my dignity in tact.

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Thursday, January 24, 2008

I Fucked Him Up the Ass (Part 3)

Mr.MusicBiz and I arrive at the seafood restaurant just after 6PM. The restaurant is nearly empty when we arrive and I wonder if it was really at all necessary to have made reservations?

Despite my request to be seated somewhere romantic, the waitress seats us in a corner halfway between the kitchen and the door. Since there was no one else there, I supposed it hardly mattered where we were sitting.

We skip ordering wine and opt for one bottle of still and one bottle of sparking water. For an appetizer we order a dozen oysters. Yum! Not that we need anything else to get us in the mood, but I wanted to make Round 2 even better than round one.

Our conversation ranged from light and superficial, to deep therapy-like moments. Mr.MusicBiz tells me he’s been listening to my podcasts and that he’s very concerned that I want to try cocaine. He warns me in a stark foreboding manner that indicates that perhaps at one time he was addicted to the stuff. I don’t push the question, however. Later in our conversation he does mention a stint in rehab; but even that nowadays seems de rigueur for anyone in the music industry.

He chats frankly and openly about his ex-wife, a star in her own right. I think back several years ago at having bumped elbows with her at an aftershow party in Kentish Town.

He chats about the girl he’s been living with in LA, an actress (of course!). He says they’re both busy and rarely have time for each other ergo rarely have time for sex. That she’s constantly working on a commercial or pilot or something. If it wasn’t for the writers strike they wouldn’t have had sex at all in 2007.

He mentions the kid he has with her. I observe that he talks about his kid with an eerie distance; as if it’s HER kid not his; as if this kid is an accessory to his life not his whole life. And even though being a dad gives him that warm feeling of being grounded and settled, it seems as if he could really give or take the parent thing. He probably wouldn’t even have pets if he could help it. All of that information is neither a surprise nor turn-off to me. What I see before me is a man at a cross roads. I am impressed by his honesty and kindness.

Despite the acclaim, fame and awards he is surprisingly a normal guy, who at his very core wants the following three things:
1. To feel needed.
2. To have a fulfilling sex life.
3. Passion & freedom

The conversation lightens up a bit and we chat about a few names in the music business: Simon Cowell, Amy Winehouse, Stephen Tyler, Lily Allen, etc. Feeling cheeky, I ask him why he’s never tried a strap-on before? He looks to his left, wondering if the guy at the table next to us has heard. He coyly says, “I don’t know.”

“We’ll have to try it out once we get home,” I say.

We finish our dinner. He kindly pays. We head outside and the doorman hails a cab for us.

In the cab ride home, I’m grabbing at his cock the whole way. He sighs in pleasure. He reaches up my skirt and tries to finger me, but my pantyhose are blocking the way. Damn!

I rub his cock even more. He tries not to let on to the cab driver that anything is happening but I think the driver knows. We get dropped in front of my flat. We race upstairs and are excited to get Round 2 started.

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Friday, December 21, 2007

Backpedaling with Mr. Charming

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and all that Jazz.

This is our last podcast of 2007. We're back on January 15th with some new episodes. In the meantime the feed will be filled with several classic episodes from 2007.



Also, January 2008 marks the 1 year anniversary that Wanda and I have been podcasting. So I'd like to thank everyone who has tuned in. THANK YOU!

In this podcast Mr. Charming and I chat about:
- Winter blues
- Drug dealers
- Why guys don't call?
- 20 Questions with Mr. Charming
- Bikini Waxing
- Does Anjelika drink too much?
- Drunks are more fun


ANJELIKA: Sexually, what do you like in bed?
MR CHARMING: A hot water bottle.

Or click here to listen

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Monday, November 26, 2007

Cocaine and Hot Lesbian Sex

ANJ: Did you cum in her ass?

JOE: It's been so many years since I've done it that I don't remember

ANJ: Do you wanna do it again? Do you wanna go upstairs right now and have anal sex? If I said, "Do you wanna go upstairs right now and have anal sex?" would you say yes?




Other topics include:

- Cocaine and Hot Lesbian Sex
- Anjelika doesn't try coke
- Free Cocaine on the NHS
- Anal Sex
- Lesbian Sex

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Saturday, November 10, 2007

Casting Agent Dude

Casting Agent Dude

Friday was an easy day at work. Two meetings before 12 noon. I answered e-mails for a couple hours then at 2PM I was taken out to lunch by a casting agent who wants the job of finding talent for the next season/series of the show I’m working on. It’s all early days though so who knows if his company will get job. I was just in it for the free sushi lunch. Yum. Keep the shashimi rolling.

Casting Agent Dude was a half hour late. He was totally wired when he arrived. He was all over the place. He wasn’t able to focus on a single idea so luckily we got the business part out of the way first. We spent the rest of our 2-hour lunch gossiping about celebs (no one on his books though).

We went back to the production office where I introduced him to a few of my colleagues..

It was the last day of work for one of my bosses. Coincidentally, Casting Agent Dude knew this boss of mine. Said boss invited Casting Agent Dude to his leaving party.

Roll on 6PM, party at some swank restaurant / pub near Piccadilly Circus. Since the event was “corporate optional” most of my work colleagues were there. I’m sure the free bar helped retain the numbers. I had 1-2-3-4-5 count ‘em Marguritas. So by the end of the night I found myself flirting shamelessly with Casting Agent Dude.

He offered me some gak. I said no. But then I thought, why the hell am I saying no? It’s not as if Nancy Reagan is inside my head feeding me answers.

“Actually, yeah, I’ll have some. I’ve ever tried it before.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, never. I’ve never been offered it.”

“I’m offering now. But it’s your first time, you don’t want this shit. This isn’t good shit.”

“Okay,” I said sounding somewhat confused, “Um let me know when you have some good stuff.”

“Cool,” he said and sauntered off to the bathroom.

I left the club shortly after that.

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