The 11-Inch Poo

with Suzanne Portnoy
42 minutes

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• The "We" in relationships
• Anal Sex Info
• Are you experienced?
• The shy guy
• The 11-inch poo
• Periods
• Beppy Comfort Tampons
• How do you know if your relationship is moving too fast?

Suzanne Portnoy
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Tongue in My Ass?

Tongue in My Ass?

Sunday is a natural day of rest. I woke that morning thinking about one or two previous lovers and how good their cunnilingus skills had been. It was 11AM I was horny. I could try and pick up someone from Craig’s List or called anyone from my short Fuck buddy list. but my bedroom was so messy, I couldn’t be bothered cleaning it. I’m sure by the time I’d finished cleaning my room my horniness would have worn off.

In lieu of a fuck buddy I resorted to my ever-faithful Wahl vibrator. It comes with 7 attachments. I’ve lost 5 of them. There’s only one attachment that gets me off so I always use it.

I didn’t take my panties off. Direct stimulation can sometimes be too much. Instead I left my panties on and placed the vibrator on top of my clit. The feeling was extremely pleasurable.

One weird thing happened: The closeer I got to cumming, the more that I wanted to feel the sensation of someone tonguing my ass. I don’t know why I wanted it but I craved a tongue in my ass.

I’ve only had 3 guys who dared to venture into what Sex and the City would call, “Tuchus Lingus” Analingus. Or to be blunt, ass-licking.

I didn’t necessarily want my ass licked. I just wanted to feel a tongue penetrating my anus. Is that a weird request to make to a guy? Are there guys that like doing that? I know I’m quite an open person, but I feel embarrassed asking for it. Then comes the matter of reciprocation. I don’t think I could reciprocate. I’d really have to know the guy well to do that. I don’t even think I would have done that with the BFE.

Possibly my hang-ups about asking for analingus are linked to the fact that I won’t reciprocate. Guess I have a bit of a mental block there. It does leave me wondering, however, if there are any guys out there who would be fulfilled by licking my pussy and ass without expecting anything in return?