Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Wanting Sex, Cheating Girlfriends and Ann Widdecombe

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Wanda and Anjelika go to a Conservative party meeting and meet Ann Widdecombe. Wanda and Anjelika debate what to do with a cheating girlfriend and dating white guys and lesbians.

"I'm ready for sex for sure, but am I ready to go out on a date with someone and have normal conversation?" - Anjelika

"Do I want to be fucking a judge?" - Wanda

"I'm ready to get fucked. I'm so ready to have sex." - Anjelika

"He's gorgeous! Gorgeous!" - Anjelika

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Sunday, November 01, 2009

No Sex and Painful Sex

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My boyfriend and I have been together for about 2 years now. In the beginning of the relationship, things were amazing but now he just doesn’t want to have sex. When we do have sex, it’s not as good as it used to be. Any suggestions?
Melissa


The comedian Chris Rock profoundly said, “That’s all relationships are—they’re just fucking and eating. It ain’t that complicated. It’s just fucking and eating. And if you don’t like fucking somebody and you don’t like eating with them, y’all don’t need to be together.”

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Lesbian Bed Death and Jennifer Aniston

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"The ugly truth about safe lesbian sex is that it’s really smurfin awkward. And really, I just can’t be bothered. OK, I realize that’s quite un-PC to say but if a girl is about to finger me and she pulls out the rubber gloves not only am I turned off but I’m really offended. Yes, it’s the right thing to do, but it’s really awkward."

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Friday, September 18, 2009

Turning on the Girl

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Two questions about turning on the girl.

Question 1:
I’ve been fooling around with my girlfriend and I can’t really tell what turns her on. I rub and kiss on the obvious area but I want to know what other parts I could kiss, rub or lick on would turn her on. I want to keep her happy and interested but I don’t know what to do. Any suggestions?
Mark

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Question
I live with my parents so I can’t buy sex toys. I love my boyfriend, but I don’t think I’m ready for sex yet. What can I do?

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Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Habitually Horny and Asking for Anal Attention

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If your guy hasn’t licked your brown-eye, how are you going to get him to do it?

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Break Up and Make Up

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Monday, August 10, 2009

Jim Gets Nasty

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Subject: RE: query
From: xxxxxxx@hotmail.co.uk
Date: Mon, August 10, 2009 3:05 am
To: me@naivelondongirl.com

OI! YOU BETTER DELETE THOSE POSTS AS I TOLD YOU TO OR I'LL HAVE YOUR BLOG SHUT DOWN
YOU RACIST BITCH


"Jim" you really do not want to threaten me. You asked me for help and I offered my opinion. My guess as to why you don't have a girlfriend is that you're a nasty piece of work.

You are one bad day from starting a shooting spree in LA Fitness. "The motive in the LA Fitness shooting appears to be gender-based, with website postings under his name spouting his intense hatred toward women and aggravation at rejection." Sound familiar?

ALso I would like to ask you to reconsider having sex with me. You do not know what the sex will be like. If it is indeed a 'bad' unfulfilling experience then you can be more reassured that asian men are not right for you. But there is the chance that it will be fulfilling.

Be thankful that I concealed your name, e-mail address and picture.  I won't be so kind next time.  Your IP address has been noted, if you persist I will warn the authorities.

Now please fuck off.

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Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Asian Men, White Women follow up with Jim

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Dear NLG:

I will answer your questions a bit later.

At the moment I do not meet many women or people for that matter as I rarely go out. So the only ones I approach are the ones I see when I do go out.

But people are not in general willing to talk to strangers like me so nothing has ever come out of this and so I have to ask myself whether it's time to stop because I have to draw the line somewhere.

What I want to ask is whether you know any women who would actually be interested in me. You yourself have said you wouldnt fuck me so thats clearly a dead end. I'm not interested in prostitutes for example. That will not help me to develop
relationships and i dont like the whole idea. So it would have to be a situation where we both agree to fuck with no strings attached.

Finally, I cannot change the fact that I am an ''average looking korean guy''. So whether or not that appeals to women is their business and not mine. Similarly your face may not appeal to me so there has to be a mutual appeal.

-Jim


Hello again Jim,

It would really help if you answered the questions in my last post to you.

I'm not sure if I know of anyone that is interested in you? I really need to know more about you in order to help. My foremost question is: Are you looking for a girlfriend? Or are you just looking for someone to have sex with?

An obvious answer is, have you tried internet dating? Granted, it is a numbers game. And it IS more difficult for men to succeed at internet dating then women. In order for me to recommend a dating site for you, I need to know what sort of women you're attracted to.

I don't want to bring this down to race, but I'm curious, are you trying to date white women? Or are you trying to date other Korean women (I have made the assumption that you're Korean)?

I'm asking you this because most "ethnic minorities" (I hate that phrase, btw) have their own internal networks for dating. If I went to my mom and said, "I want to meet and date a handsome black man, do any of your friends have single sons?" I would immediately be plugged into a network of (hopefully) dateable black bourgeois professionals / BUPPIES.

Are you able to do the same? Maybe instead of asking your mom, you can ask your sister, brother or cousins if they can hook you into some sort of community match making scheme.

Now, if you're trying to date / have sex with white women. That is a whole different kettle of fish! Depending on where you live, it can be difficult; but not impossible.

Also, have a look at the video above.

I'd like to refer you to a few articles:
What do white women like best about Asian men?
Why do Asian women prefer white men?

Hope that's helped.

Cheers,
Anjelika

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Friday, July 31, 2009

Agony Aunt: 25 and Can't Find Women

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Dear NLG,

My issue is that I am a male and 25 however I am being sexually punished by not having sex. No woman wants me. I cannot find women. And all women who I try to talk to and approach put me down and reject me. I realise I am far from the only one with this problem but this only depresses me even more. can you help me please?

You may ask me for more information or any other questions about me.

-Jim


Dear Jim:

Thanks for your photograph.

I don't speak for all women, just myself so it's always wise to get a second opinion.

As I have previously stated The way I see things is that I generally put people in one of three categories:

Category 1: You're fuckable.
Category 2: You're not fuckable.
Category 3: I haven't met you.

At the risk of repeating myself, being fuckable more or less indicates that in the right circumstances I'd fuck you. For instance, lets say you're my buddy or even someone I've met recently. You're in a relationship. Your woman is out of town. We're both drunk. We're at dinner. There's lots of flirting. Yes, you'd be totally fuckable. I'd probably eat my dinner thinking, "I so want to fuck you." Most likely, however, I wouldn't follow up on it. There are a myriad of reasons for me not wanting to follow up. Those reasons range from fear of rejection to guilt about possibly ruining a relationship, etc.

So even if my loins were on fire AND we were both outrageously flirting with each other AND I was drunk, I wouldn't make a move or give you any indication that I'm interested unless... you make the first move. I know, that's quite bad of me. Well, I never claimed to be Miss Moral. Although I do like the idea of being Miss Oral ;-)

If you're in category 2, there is no such circumstance that could ever happen where I'd want to fuck you. Generally, people in this category include, 95% of my women friends, guy friends I've had for 10 years or more, all of my family, most of my gay male friends. In addition, this includes guys that I do not find sexually attractive.

Having looked at your photo you fall into category #2.  Don't worry, I know that the photo posted here isn't really you. The readers here need a visual picture, so I went through an archive of photos and picked a shot that vaguely resembles you. Apologies if I got it horribly wrong.  You look like an average-looking Korean guy. This doesn't do it for me personally, but I'm sure there are girls out there that would want you.

Without getting to know your personality, it's difficult to dissect what is going on.  There are so many different questions I have:
  1. What sort of women do you want?  
  2. What's your type?
  3. Do you want just sex?
  4. Are you looking for a relationship?
  5. Are you a virgin?
  6. Are you going on dates regularly?
  7. How far do you get with women before they turn you down for sex?
  8. Are you shy?
  9. Are you a confident guy?
  10. Are you happy with your looks or are you looking to improve?
  11. Do you own property?
  12. Are you rich?
  13. Do you still live with your parents?
  14. What sort of job do you have?
  15. Do you have a car?
I don't know the answers to all of these questions but to give you a thorough answer I would really need to know this.

To add to my previous theory.  If you're a guy in category 1, fuckable, then mentally, I put you into 3 subcategories:

Subcategory 1: Marriage Material
Subcategory 2: Date / meal ticket / fuckbuddy
Subcategory 3: Friend

There is never any ambiguity here.  If I fuck you right away (first, second or third date) then you're automatically relegated to subcategory 2. Date / meal ticket / fuckbuddy.  My current boyfriend and I waited 4-5 weeks before we did the deed. Amazing, eh.

My point to all of this is: Maybe all the women you are dating either consider you unfuckabl. OR maybe they only see you as a friend. OR maybe they see you as marriage material and are holding out; that might be a stretch though.

If you are not getting women it is probably because your are not an attractive prospect!  

The top things I look for in a guy are:
1. Confidence - Is he at least confident enough to ask me out? I don't have time for shy guys.  If you can't ask me out then I'm not interested.  I'm not a mind reader.



2. Solvency - Amil said it best in that Jay-Z song, Can I Get a Fuck You:
You ain't gotta be rich but FUCK THAT
How we gonna get around your BUS PASS
Fo' I put this pussy on your mustache

Yes, like any woman I would love a rich guy, who wouldn't? Being rich isn't a prerequisite for dating me. I'm a realist.  I know that the really rich guys are gonna go for the chicks who are hotter than me.  I want to be with a guy who is at minimum solvent.  Owning property is a plus- not a requirement.  I want to be with someone who will splurge and take me out occasionally. Remember my boyfriend Pete- the one who disappeared on me.  He was so skint and cheap that he only spent £15 a week on food.  He would never buy me a drink at a bar because I earned more money than him.  Don't follow that example.

3. Looks - You have to be attractive.  If you're not physically attractive then you have to be either insanely rich or a celebrity.  Somehow, in the game of love good looks is not required for celebs and rich people. They live by a different set of rules.  I don't understand it, it just works that way.

4. Virility- There is something amazingly exciting about a guy so virile that I can smell the sweat and cum dripping from him.  

Do you have the confidence, solvency looks and virility? It's hard to figure out without having met you.  I fear that I may be getting out of my depth answering your question so I'm gonna point you in the direction of Doc Lov He's got a something called, "The System" which is supposed to be fantastic at picking up women.

How about you try it out and let us know how it works for you?

Good Luck,
Anjelika

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Should you Shag your Neighbour?

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Wanda and Anjelika chat about:
- Taboo Shagging Scenarios
- Should you Shag your Neighbour?
- How to be Sexy on TV
- Agony Aunt: Getting over Getting Dumped
- Wanda exposes her knickers on TV

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