Facebook Deleted My Account, Again!

I had a feeling FaceBook was going to delete my account after two idiots started hassling me on there. They accused me of being a man masquerading as a woman.  As if.  They wanted me to prove to them that I was a woman by either showing them more pics of me or going out with them.  Guys can be sooo immature!

To stop them from hassling me I deleted them as "friends" and blocked them from my account.  24-hours later my account was deleted.  I'm sure they've reported me to FaceBook for inappropriate content or something.

Anyhow, the two idiots that were hassling me are:
Idiot Number 1
Idiot Number 2

Feel free to send them messages of love and kindness.

In any case, I have a new Facebook account.   Send me a friend request if you want to stay in touch on there.

How NOT to Ask Me Out - Part 2

Conversation via FaceBook Chat between Anjelika Jinx and Village Idiot

11:25pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
dude ur a man
i rate u
for it


11:25pm
ANJELIKA
i'm not a guy


11:25pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
yh u r
if ur a girl can i come and have a session with you


11:25pm
ANJELIKA
why do you think i'm a guy
not a chance


11:26pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
y nt


11:26pm
ANJELIKA
you haven't given me a good reason


11:26pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
because im good at eating pussy


11:26pm
ANJELIKA
and i'm not interesting in fucking anyone from facebook


11:26pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
i live near docklands
so im close
is it a yes den


11:27pm
ANJELIKA
No, not at all interested at this point
I've done a blog post about this sort of thing
have a look at the post (i'll provide the link) and get back to me when you can


11:28pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
ok hw bout just lunch then
and ill be a perfect gentlement
wt do u say
is dat a yes


11:29pm
ANJELIKA
http://www.naivelondongirl.com/2010/02/cum-with-fat-wallet.html


11:30pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
i just wanna go out
why is dat such a bad thing:S


11:31pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
?


11:32pm
ANJELIKA
Not interested


11:32pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
why nt
its racial thing


11:32pm
ANJELIKA
I don't date guys from facebook


11:32pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
but u wont be


11:32pm
ANJELIKA
You don't even have a profile pic
I don't know anything about you


11:32pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
i can say the same for u
and whos fault is dat den


11:32pm
ANJELIKA
I'm just not interested


11:33pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
das cause ur scared
hw bwt i come visit u then
canary wharf yh
u had anal sex with some next guy
so why not me


11:35pm
ANJELIKA
i'm not that hard up for sex


11:35pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
welll u blotched a bloyjob


11:35pm
ANJELIKA
I'm totally uninterested, and the more you ask, the more uninterested I am


11:36pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
ok
then
u got some issues man


11:36pm
ANJELIKA
I have issues, because I don't want to have sex with you?
There are a lot of guys I don't want to have sex with. You just happen to be one of them.


11:37pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
no u have issues a guy is just tryna get to know some1 in person wts the crime in dat


11:37pm
ANJELIKA
I don't want to meet for sex, coffee or lunch. That doesn't mean that I'm a guy parading as a chick


11:38pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
no ididnt mean u were


11:38pm
ANJELIKA
There's nothing wrong with wanting to get to know someone - but I've just gone through a break up and I don't want to meet someone new now -- That's my prerogative


11:38pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
i mean am a guy tryna get to know u in person wts the crime in that
but i just wanna be a mate
wts wrong wit htha


11:39pm
ANJELIKA
Listen, matey, I'm not interested. Maybe somewhere down the line but not now -- please be aware that you are severely decreasing your chances by constantly asking me


11:40pm
VILLAGE IDIOT
well i apologise for interrogating you i hope we can keep up to date in freindsand i apologise and i hope u accept my humble apology i guess every1 has had a bad day


11:41pm
ANJELIKA
Thank you

Oh my God, where do I even begin?

First of all, this village idiot guy doesn't have a profile pic.  Now before you criticize me for not having a proper profile pic keep in mind these two things.  1. At least i do have some sort of pic, yes it's of my boobs. but at least it is something.  And 2. I have a SEX BLOG and I'm trying to remain somewhat anonymous.  The last thing I want is to get the beat down from the wives of the husbands I slept with -What is Village Idiot's excuse?  I gather that either he's too unattractive or too lazy to put a pic up.  Either way, I'm not interested.

When a girl says she's not interested, trust me, she's NOT interested.  I probably should have signed off and blocked him, but I was trying to be diplomatic.

Third, when I told him that I was not interested in meeting him, he accused ME of having a problem.  That is really childish behavior.  It reminds me of my days in NYC when a few brothers would try to chat me up.  When I would indicate that I was uninterested their attitude changed.  They became defensive.  They would respond, "You ain't all that good looking anyway!"  Nice attitude, idiot.

Fourth, I am not so HARD UP for sex that I'm gonna meet mr Village Idiot. whose pic is sight unseen.

If men knew the kind of shit women go through online maybe they'd be a bit kinder.

So, what is the right way to chat me up?  
I got a very long, well-written (no typeos or txt spk) e-mail from a guy who reads my blog.  He introduced himself, told me about the things he likes and doesn't like.  He even shared some of his experience of being an expat in London.  From his e-mail I could see that we have a lot in common.  I would really love to post the letter as an example of how to ask me out, but I don't want to invade his privacy.

Anyhow, a question for the ladies:  Have you ever been hassled by a guy on the internet?

Idiot on the N15 Bus

After a girls' night out I got on night only to encounter this:



Happy Valentine's day, by the way.

Rude Woman on the London Overground

Dear Rude Woman on the London Overground:

Despite the fact that the train was standing room only, you felt it necessary to let your bag occupy a seat while your friend was having a natter on the other side of the train.

Not only was this rude, but it was impolite since a mother and child asked to occupy the empty seat.  You said no, stating that your friend was sitting there-- despite the fact that she was actually standing on the other side of the train for over three stops.

I commented on how rude you were.  You gave me the stink eye.  When someone asks for an empty seat, especially a mother with kids, you give it to her.  I ended up giving my seat to her while your bag rested comfortably.

You're a rude bitch. That's why I took your photo and have posted it here.

Conscientious commuter,
Anjelika