Saturday, October 31, 2009

My Anal Fantasy

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I love it when my boyfriend spoons me.  I love that he does this unconsciously when he drifts in and out of sleep.  I love knowing that even when he isn't awake he's still thinking of me and still wants to be close to me.


He sleeps naked.  I usually sleep in a Victoria's Secret nightie (such as in the picture -  not me, of course) without any panties.  I love feeling his skin against mine.  When I turn to my left side and he spoons me from behind I feel his cock and balls brushing up against me.  This makes me instantly horny.

I fantasize that one day he'll spoon me from behind, wrap one arm around me, then force his hard cock into my ass.  I want him to roll me on to my stomach while he grasps my hands.  I want him to force me have anal sex with him.  I want to be at his mercy.  I want him to use me as his sex toy for the night.

I haven't had anal sex yet, so possibly that's not a plausible scenario.  But I think about it.  A lot.

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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

The Cure for Horniness

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I don't know what happened to me yesterday but I was outrageously horny. If a hornines scale exists with 10 being the most horny and 1 being the least, I was a 10. Usually, I linger around a 5-6 on a daily basis.

Normally when I take the tube home I read a book or one of the free papers. Yesterday I was checking out men; their bodies, their faces, their muscles and their bulge.

I was eying up at different men wondering what their fucking styles were. e.g. Would they give it tome hard? Would it be sweet and tender? Would they dominate me? Would they immediately stuff their cock in my mouth? And for a few minutes I fantasized what it would be like if one of those men were to grab me and start fucking me on the moving train in the midst of rush hour. Is that even possible?

My horniness began to wane as I realized I was incredibly hungry. Soon my thoughts of hot anonymous sex drifted into thoughts of tasty hamburger from GBK. Oh fuck me, I would have killed for a burger and chips. But as I am dieting, that was definitely out of the question.

Instead of indulging myself in sex or food I got off the train at Canary Wharf. I went straight to the Reebok gym and swam 44 lengths (1KM). After the swim I rested in the sauna. Sometimes, if I'm alone in the sauna I'll finger myself. On that occasion I wasn't at all in the mood. I felt great. I was neither hungry or horny anymore. I felt like my 'normal' self. It leads me to think that the cure for horniness is a work out and a sauna.

I went home that evening, walked my dog and watched re-runs of Sex and the City. When it was time for bed I realized that my horniness hadn't completely subsided. I took off my pajamas, piling them neatly on the bathroom floor. I hopped into the bathtub and grabbed the expendable shower head. My ass was in the tub but my legs were hanging over the sides. I leaned against the back of the bath, throwing my head back. I positioned the shower head on my clit and it felt amazing?

When was the last time I did this? Since I've been hitting the gym 5-days a week I've been showering there too. It must have been months since I last had a bath in the tub. I'm not sure what my reasoning for that is, but I am going to resume taking baths more often.

The shower masturbation felt blissful. I love the feeling of water gushing onto my clit. I like it when the pressure is really high then dips low and goes high again. I like to pretend that the water is cum and that I'm being filled up with my fantasy man's love juice.

Even though I set the water to be slightly cool, the water slowly started to creep towards warm. The warmer the water became the closer I was to cumming. Eventually, the water became almost unbearably hot and I orgasmed while simultaneously screaming, "Fuck yeah, fuck yeah. Fuck, fuck fuck." It was amazing. It even beat out that morning's double vibrator session.

I went to bed feeling completely satiated. I woke up this morning and I was my old only slightly horny self again instead of the maniac I was yesterday. And that's a very good thing.

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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Panties Soaked, Feeling Horny

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I'm at work and I'm horny. This is seemingly a bad combination unless you're fucking your boss which I'm not - yet. I've had one of these days where I've had to intersperse tedious tasks with porn just so I can get though it. I've been reading porn. There's something more exciting about reading porn rather than seeing pictures. I'd take an erotic book over porno flick any day.

Even though I had masturbated this morning using two vibrators at the same time time (rampant rabbit and the Wahl) which, by the way had one of the best self-induced orgasms ever; Even thought I came really hardm I was still horny.

I am horny beyond my usual run-of-the-mill restlessness. My groin is hot. My clit is pulsating. I don't just want sex. I want hot dirty sex. I want a guy a barely know to rush in, lift up my skirt and suck on my pussy like it's a Jolly Rancher.. I want to be licked until I cum. And then I want to be licked again. I want my ass licked. I want to feel the pressure of a cock on the tip of my anus.

But before he can slip his cock in my ass I want him to flip me over. I want him to fuck my shaved pussy while simultaneously licking my ear and whispering, "You slut. You dirty whore."

I want him to unload in me. I want to take all of his cum in my pussy. I love the feeling of being "filled in." Then I want to feel his cum dripping out of me. One drop at a time dripping down my legs.

And then I want to go back to work as if nothing happened. Something tells me, however, that my actual lunch break will be a lot less exciting then my fantasy one. That is, unless I can find someone interested.

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Monday, September 01, 2008

10 Sexual Things to do Before I Die

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In honour of Dave Freeman, the recently deceased author of, “100 Things to do before your die” here is my list of 10 sexual things to do before I die.
  1. Bondage. I’ve always wanted to be tied up and dominated. preferably on a four-poster bed. The idea of being restrained is a real turn on to me.

  2. Sex in a hot tub. It’s probably overrated, but I want to get it on in the water.

  3. Join the mile-high club. I’ve always fancied the idea of having sex on a plane. Actually, a better fantasy is having on a private jet that’s owned by the guy I’m fucking.

  4. MMF Threesome. I’ve done plenty of threesomes when I was with another girl and a guy, but I’d really like try a threesome when I’m with two other guys.

  5. 30-days of Sex. I want to have sex every day for a month with the same guy. Even when I’ve been in relationships sometimes you go a few days or a week without sex. I want to try it every day.

  6. Anal sex. It’s probably overrated, but worth trying once – but only with the right person.

  7. Fucked while using a vibrator. I want to know what it feels like when a vibrator is on my clit and a cock is in my pussy. I image something like this would be great.

  8. Make my own home-made porn movie. Undoubtedly these things always go wrong, but it still seems like kinky fun

  9. Having a dirty weekend in a foreign city. Sure I’ve done this before, but it’s well worth doing again.

  10. Having unprotected sex, letting the guy cum inside me, and making a baby from that… ah one day…

What's on your list?

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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Porn and Sexual Fantasies

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WANDA: I was at work-

ANJ: Back in the days where you had to work-

WANDA: and we broadcast [the] Playboy [channel] and it was like 1 in the morning and I was watching this story unfold. I was sat in the transmission suite alone and I came.

ANJ: OH MY GOD!

WANDA: And I thought, "Is this unprofessional?"

ANJ: Is coming at work unprofessional?!? Hmmmmmm, if you work as a porn star noooooooo!

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I know in the movies they get these women and they make all this noise and
I thought that was the noise that I had to make. But in fact when you're coming you're concentrating so hard on that part of the body that actually talking or making any noise either it doesn't happen. Or if it does happen it has nothing to do with consciously thinking. The last time I came with a guy it was so electric I was saying, "Oh baby, Oh baby!" I've never said "Oh baby before!"

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If I had a choice of porn, the most erotic was Playboy porn, when it was in the context of a story.

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I bought this video called Faust von Sodom and it was this guy who was chained up on all fours and there was someone else in the room sticking various objects up his ass. The ultimate thing is that they stuck a telephone, think of the old style BT or Bell telephones up his ass and called the fire department

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