Someone Got The Memo

I'm back in London now but I had spent the weekend in Spain. I just needed to get away from things and to clear my head a bit. I needed to think things over. I wasn't even in the mood to look for men. I just needed to get away from London. I went to a couple museums. I ate some good meals. It was a quick trip but very enjoyable.

Anyhow a few people must have gotten the memo that I'm single because I've been asked out by 4 guys-- and two of them don't even read my blog. Maybe I'm giving out the "I'm single" vibes. Out of the blue, Badly Styled and Boring texted me this morning. He wants to go out for a drink on Saturday.

I know I have nothing to lose by going out with him, but I'm not sure that I'm ready quite yet.

Oh, also it looks like my stalker got the memo. When I say stalker, I'm not using hyperbole. He's not one of those friendly 'i wanna be your pal' stalkers. He's a straight up violent thug. He tried to attack me in September. In November he smashed every window of my car in.

Anyhow a neighbour told me that she saw my stalker standing outside my building for hours waiting for me. What's so annoying is that even though I've lodge numerous police complaints about this guy harassing me, the police basically can't do anything. Sometimes I feel like America has better laws then they do over here.

Female Coppers

I decided to report yesterday's flashing incident to the police. I didn’t want to make a big deal out of it, but I figured that Tower Hamlets Council should know there’s a pervert in their midst.

Amount of time it took the police to arrive regarding the flashing 0.5 hours.
Amount of time it took the police to arrive when all four of my car windows were smashed a fortnight ago: 5.0 hours.

Anyhow, so these two female coppers arrive at my place. One of the coppers is hot. Smokin’ hot. Too pretty to be a police officer – I know, that’s a sexist thing to say, but if a flasher came after me again with his cock a-blazin’ when she showed up it would make his cock even harder. And he’d probably cum on her.

Seriously, if I have to deal with female coppers, I want big no-nonsense bull-dyke helping me out.

Hot Cop was 5 foot 8 inches (172cm), blond with hair pulled back. She had dimples, and sweet face. She was the Marsha Brady-type but even better looking. Her speaking voice was stern. Maybe a bit overly-stern to compensate for her looks. I couldn’t figure out why she was a cop and not doing commercials or hosting GMTV?

So Hot Cop and her sidekick questioned me for ten minutes. They took a description of the flasher. They didn’t bother asking me if he was circumcised or not. He was uncircumcised, for the record.

They thanked me for my cooperation and left shortly after that and told me to expect a call from victim services.