Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Cum with a Fat Wallet

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Everyday since I've pronounced myself single I've had 2-3 e-mails from guys that read the blog or the podcast wanting me to go out with them. It wouldn't really be a date scenario they basically want me to fuck them. I suppose that's par for the course when you have a sex blog.

Here's the thing: I don't get anything out of fucking guys who read my blog. OK, that's not entirely true. Within the past year I fucked one guy who reads the blog. He's a great fuck and a really lovely person and I'm glad we've remained friends. And I fucked a couple celebs that read the blog, but those are the exception, not the rule.

Fucking someone who reads my blog has a lot of advantages for them and very few for me. In fact, it has mostly disadvantages for me; loss of anonymity being one of the big disadvantages.

It's SO EASY for me to go out and get laid-- Getting a boyfriend is more difficult. But my point is: Why would I fuck someone who reads the blog if I could just as easily fuck someone who doesn't?

So here's the deal. If you read my blog and you want a realistic chance at fucking me you have to bring something to the table. Either you have to be rich, influential or a celeb.

If you want to fuck me then e-mail me with an offer I can't refuse - me@naivelondongirl.com

Come with a fat wallet. Otherwise, you're wasting my time and  I can't be bothered.

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Sleeping with Married Men

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If anyone asks why I slept with the married TV presenter (Mr. TVP) or Mr.MusicBiz (not married but has serious girlfriend and a kid) my answer is: because I could- and because life is sometimes boring; and sleeping with a celeb whether married or not IS quite exciting. For a brief period of time it made me feel special.

Do I feel guilty about sleeping with them when they were married? I do feel a lot of sadness and guilt about sleeping with the BFE, who was married, but that is a different situation meant for a different blog post.

Do I feel guilty about sleeping with Mr. TVP and Mr.MusicBiz I know I probably should feel guilty but I don't. These men were serial cheaters. I was neither the first nor last woman they cheated with. On top of that I was aware that they were using me. I wasn't the love of their lives. I wasn't the woman they were going to fall in love with. I wasn't there ride or die chick. I was simply a girl with a pretty face and a healthy sexual appetite who was in the right place at the right time. Any girl could have filled my position. I was used for sex and disregarded.

That probably sounds more harsh than it should. Those men on the surface were very kind to me and I don't begrudge that. When it comes down to basics, the only thing they wanted was sex. They probably also wanted/needed their ego stroked.

So knowing that I was being used, why would I do it? Part of the reason I slept with these married and famous men was because I was using them too. I was using them to inflate my ego. I was using them for sex. I was using them for blog material; and believe me I got LOTS out of it.

At the end of the day they were using me. I was using them. Let's call the whole thing off!

If anyone wonders why Tiger Wood's mistresses slept with him, I'll bet you dollars to donuts that their motivation was similar.

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Sunday, October 28, 2007

I Don’t Fuck Scientologists

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I Don’t Fuck Scientologists

I’d been feeling like shit all week. I don’t want to get into it, but if you heard my last podcast you’d know the situation. Not one my of my better moments, for sure. I’ve been taking everyone’s comments on board, and believe me, I know I did a shitty thing.

I spoke with Mr. TV Presenter this afternoon. He mentioned that he was going to dinner with a few Hollywood A-listers. I’m not one to name names but think Scientology!

“Dude, don’t convert!” I warned him.

“Why not?’ He asked. Although I suspected that he was playing devils advocate.

“I don’t fuck Scientologists.”

“Don’t worry. Wanna, come down to the studio tomorrow?”

“Yeah, okay”

So I’m sorted to get laid tomorrow. But I was horny tonight.

I was in a 6 month of a dry spell. I needed to put an end to my overwhelming horniness so I placed an ad on Craigslist. Surprisingly I only got 20 responses. This must be proof that Mercury is in retro grade. Last time I got like 300 responses. What’s up with that?

S. came over at 10:30. He was cuter than his picture. I love when that happens. We started talking in the lounge. I offered him a drink but he said he was fine. I was actually quite nervous. I don’t know why. I’ve done it a few times before. It should have been as easy as shooting fish in a barrel.

I send the dog to Coventry and nervously led S to the bedroom. We kissed for a bit. I put my hand under his shirt and lightly scratched his back.

We laid down on the waterbed, sliding across my brand new red satin sheets. I was wearing a black lace camisole and light blue ruffled panties.

S kissed my belly button, then my inner thigh. He began breathing heavily on top of my panties. I could feel the heat of his breath on my clit. He then pushed the crotch of my panties to the side and buried his tongue deep into my pussy lips. The tip of his tongue brushed against my clit.

He ate me out so well. 5 orgasms. 3 small ones and 2 big ones. When couldn’t take anymore he asked me if I wanted him to continue. It was twenty minutes of fantastic pussy-eating. I definitely needed a break.

He ordered him to take off all his clothes. I took off my camisole and was laying in the bed only wearing the blue ruffled panties which were now soaked in my own juice. Eventually I took the panties off and flung them across the room.

S and I lay naked on the reed satin sheets. I licked his neck. I sucked on his right nipple. I tickled his balls.

I asked him if he had a condom. He reached over the bedside and pulled a Durex out of his pocket. He put the condom on them slowly moved on top of me.

His cock was larger than average. It was rock hard. We were in the missionary position. Instead of immediately thrusting me immediately I asked him to take it easy, because I’m very tight. He was obident. His cock slowly entered my pussy. He gave me three small thrusts and asked if I was okay. I said yes and he quicked his pace. When he went for the really big thrusts, god my insides hurt! Simultaneous, it felt so good.

We fucked in missionary for twenty minutes then changed over to doggie style. He fingered my clit as he fucked me. Now that takes talent.

He asked me if it were alright for him to cum. I said yes. Then after he came he asked if could eat me out again.

Now I’m never one to decline cunnilingus, but I felt fulfilled. I didn’t need anything else. I came really hard. I got fucked well. I was happy.

We spent a half hour talking about life, work and shit, then he went home.

He was a very nice guy. He was very cute. He had a nice cock and was great at pussy-eating.

Could you really ask for more?

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Monday, April 09, 2007

Sex with the TV Presenter

Anjelika says, "If you're new to Naive London Girl you should subscribe to my RSS feed here, or have new content delivered directly to your inbox here. Follow my Twitter updates here. You should also subscribe to my sexy podcast here. Join my Facebook fan club here. And please vote for my podcast which has been nominated for Best Lifestyle Podcast here. If you have any questions? You can e-mail me here. Thanks!"

Wanda and Anjelika Chat about...

Faking Orgasms
Haunted Pubs
Je T'aime - the Mucky Sarah version
Sleep vs Sex
Lesbian Sex?
Sex with the TV Presenter
Debate: Would Iain Lee be good in bed?
Sex with the man you love
From friends to lovers

The UK's #1 Sex


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Sunday, March 11, 2007

These Boots are Made for Fucking

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I’ve been a bad girl this weekend. It’s too nice of a day to spend inside typing so I’ll make this short and sweet.

On Saturday a friend came over my place to do some handyman work for me. There must something about seeing a guy do DIY that turns me on. Is it too lame to say I like a guy who knows how to use his tool? Yeah, ok, that is lame.

Now I wasn’t planning on doing anything with this guy, per se, but I couldn’t help myself. Why am I so naughty? And why does doing the wrong thing feel so good and so right?

After he finished the work we were both sitting on my leather sofa drinking some apple juice and petting the dog. Somehow within the span of a half hour we went from staring at each other, to holding each other to rubbing each other – above the clothes of course. According to the Rule Book, it doesn’t count if the touching is above the clothes.

I was wearing a black A-line skirt. I liked that his hand was under my skirt and that he was rubbing my fuchsia panties. I love that tingly feeling of an unfamiliar touch. And I love that look on his face; the look that tells me he’s happy and has a raging hard on. It’s difficult, however, when the moment is tinged with guilt; when you know you shouldn’t go any further; when what’s wrong feels right and vice versa.

It’s head versus heart; theory versus practice; the moral high ground versus horniness. And perhaps the fact that it’s forbidden makes it even more alluring.

He pushed me away. I figured, fair enough. Game over. Don’t push the issue. I had been bad for tempting him in the first place. I ended up falling to the floor ass first with my legs in the air. And no sooner that I thought I lost, in one swift motion he jumps down to the floor, grabs for my panties and violently yanks them off me. He throws them across the room and buries his head in my pussy. Oh my God. He’s a fucking madman and I love it.

He went after my pussy with so much vim and vigor that it puts some others to shame. He was so energetic and gung-ho about it as if he hadn’t tasted pussy in years. He used his tongue and fingers. He kept one finger in my cunt while licking my clit.

I came, and he kept licking. I came twice more before he stopped. I wanted to fuck him. I wanted it badly. He was just going to tease me with his cock. We went out on the balcony and he fingered me while we overlooked London. Back inside he pressed his cock against me, but wouldn’t enter. It’s a fantastic feeling yet simultaneously frustrating.

I played with his balls and sucked on his cock until my mobile rang. It was so naughty how he was touching me up while I was on the phone. It was Wanda on the line. She was early! She was outside by my car! I wanted to send her a secret message that said come back in an hour, but I just froze and told her to ring my buzzer.

The next 5 minutes were spent trying to get him off. I jerked him off for a while. Then I took his cock into my mouth. He came in my mouth. It was lot of cum. A lot more than I’m used to; then again can you ever really get used to someone ejaculating in your mouth?

We snogged and I swapped the cum from my mouth into his. And he obediently swallowed.

My phone rang again. It was Wanda. She said she was outside the flat. I thought she meant outside the building. I opened my front door.

“Anjelika, are you not wearing any pants?”

“No, I’m not.” It was true. I opened my front door while being naked from my bellybutton down, but I didn’t expect her to be there.

She was a bit flustered. I told her to wait outside.

My friend Mr. Fix it made a swift exit.

I met up with Wanda twenty minutes later. She had gone to a café across the road.

We hung out for a few hours, took the dog to the vet and did a podcast.

After she left, I got ready for my hot date with Mr.TVP (Mr. Television Presenter)

I met Mr. TVP outside the building where he broadcasts. We went out for dinner at a restaurant within walking distance. Dinner was nice. I felt bad because I couldn’t finished the lovely steak l ordered.

Mr.TVP is also a great guy to talk to. But I wasn’t sure if he was really listening to me or zoning out into his chat show presenter mode. The restaurant had lousy service despite the food being good.

After dinner we went back to his dressing room. I was wearing the same A-Line black skirt along with a tight black T-shirt that showed off my breasts. To top if off I was wearing black high heel boots.

As soon as we got into the dressing room, Mr. TVP bent me over, lifted my skirt, pulled down my panties and began fingering me.

There’s something I love about being bent over. Maybe it’s the feeling of submission. I dunno. Eventually I took off my skirt, shirt and black bra. I was naked except for the boots.

I was naked and bend over the side of the sofa. He fingered me for a while and stuck his cock inside. Mmmmmmmm.

His cock wasn’t in there long. I was getting a bit uncomfortable being bent over, so we moved to floor. He fingered me until I came and then we fucked doggie style while I was still wearing the boots.

Afterwards I joined him for a bit in the office, but I was feeling tired. I watched him read some fan mail. Then he got on to the internet to check some message boards. He was looking to see if there were any messages about him. Of course there were. Tons. Why he would want to read them, I don’t know? To a certain extent, who cares what the public thinks. Maybe he’s vain? I guess all people on TV are vain. There are so many creepy people on the internet. Well, I guess I should know.

He walked me to my car and kissed me good night.

Saturday is all about being a bad girl.

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