Saturday Update

This is the only morning in the past 3 weeks that I've woken up and not felt compelled to masturbate. Sometimes it feels good not being horny. Maybe I am back to my old self? It's been about a week since I've had any cock, but I'm not gagging for it.

I got a paid writing gig at YouPorn Every week I'll be writing a column and some articles for them that won't be appearing on this blog. So be sure to go there and book mark it you like hearing more from me!

When one window opens, another closes. I think I'm getting laid off from my job. I'm not sure, but I'll find out on Wednesday. So I'm using my blog to network. Anyone here work in media and want a sassy, smart and sexy girl on your team? E-mail me: me@naivelondongirl.com

And... I started seeing a new guy, sort of. I'll refer to him as RTC. Don't get used to seeing his name as most likely I won't be blogging about him. It's still early days, but I dunno. It feels different, special. Sounds cheesy but I think he's my kindred spirit. Makes me wonder why I wasted so many tears on the BFE and Mr. Charming?

This Week Sucks

This week sucks

I’m chilling in my flat listening to slow jams, which sometimes are the best. Earlier today I was listening to the album Rudebox by Robbie Williams. This is one of the few albums that I thought was total shit the first 10 times I listed to it then I changed my mind. The more I listened to Rudebox, the more I realized that it’s actually a solid album:



His song, “The 90’s” has been in my head most of the day. As far as songs go, I’ve heard much better. There’s nothing pretty or melodic about this song. Lyrically it’s unsophisticated. It’s not even sung property. It’s a lazy spoken-word ditty. What stands out about it, however, are the raw emotions.

Is it a song, or is psychotherapy? Just by listening to the song, you can’t help but think, “should he really be saying all of this so the public can hear?” It’s almost…. embarrassing. I find it really heard to listen to someone’s pain. But somehow the song still draws me in.

It reminds me of something Wanda once said. Regarding my podcast episode, "Fallout and Foreplay." She said that the emotions on it were so raw, that it too was hard to listen to. Funnily enough, I got more e-mail about that episode than any other episodes.

Besides that my week has been pretty shit. Work is un-relenting. It’s totally driving me insane! I got in an argument with Wanda. I got mad at Mr. Charming all over again and decided not to be friends with him. If there’s anything I’ve learned from the BFE debacle is that sometimes it’s just best to walk away.

I think Kenny Rogers said it best when he said, “You’ve got to know when to hold ‘em / know when to fold ‘em / know when to walk away / know when to run/” And the situation with Mr. Charming is indicating that I should run far, far away.

I haven’t had a paycheck in nearly 2 months, so I’m totally skint. I have MINUS £9.50 in my bank account.

I’m a month late getting my book revisions back to my agent. And on top of that, my fucking Mac died yesterday! The hard drive is busted – and if it turns out that my book can’t be recovered I am going to fucking FREAK OUT!

Here’s my shit list for this week:
1. Payroll – who can’t seem to get their shit together and pay me on time.

2. Mr. Charming – who remains an asshole. If you’re that curious listen here. (skip to 29:59)

3. The Apple Store on Regents Street – They suck and you can never get an appointment with them.

4. British Gas – How is my gas bill over £200?!?

5. Phone chargers that don’t work.

Send me positive vibes and maybe next week will be better

Pearl Necklaces and Happy New Year

Anjelika and Wanda Discuss

- Hello 2008
- Mr. Charming
- Short Courses
- New Year's Resolutions
- Marriage
- Pearls
- YouPorn
- Masturbation

"I've been masturbating to YouPorn."

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Backpedaling with Mr. Charming

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and all that Jazz.

This is our last podcast of 2007. We're back on January 15th with some new episodes. In the meantime the feed will be filled with several classic episodes from 2007.

Also, January 2008 marks the 1 year anniversary that Wanda and I have been podcasting. So I'd like to thank everyone who has tuned in. THANK YOU!

In this podcast Mr. Charming and I chat about:
- Winter blues
- Drug dealers
- Why guys don't call?
- 20 Questions with Mr. Charming
- Bikini Waxing
- Does Anjelika drink too much?
- Drunks are more fun


ANJELIKA: Sexually, what do you like in bed?
MR CHARMING: A hot water bottle.

Or click here to listen