Date #1 He’s a bit like Boris

Date #1 He’s a bit like Boris

I’ve never understood the German-man / Black Woman thing. Think Boris Becker and his wife. It’s comforting to know, however, that other people don’t understand this conundrum either. See poll I asked my friend, The Voice of Reason about this. He says:

“u are the mother earth, or years of racism that makes u an object.”

In any case, I had a date with a cute German guy. Blond hair. Blue eyes. A couple years younger than me. He’s a professional shopper to the stars. “What? And you’re not gay?” Was my first reaction, but apparently he’s straight.

We met at a coffee bar in Canary Wharf for drinks. Things seemed to be going okay. Then we took the tube into central London. We eventually ended up at a Nandos.

Is it weird that a date took me to Nandos?

I mean we were just going to meet for coffee so anything on top of that seems like a bonus, right? We both ordered salads and spent much of the time talking. He wants to set up his own personal shopping business. Right now he works fulltime, but he wants to go freelance and pick his own clients

I like him, but there didn’t seem to be big sparks. I think we did have somewhat of a connection, but GermanShopperBoy seems too green. It’s like he hasn’t seem the world, or been on any adventures yet. He was perfectly nice. Perfectly sweet and all around a nice bloke, but he didn’t have that ‘edge.’ He didn’t have that “X-factor.” I dunno. I’m more than willing to go out with him again if he asks. I think I want someone more feisty?

Is it wrong that I kept wondering how big his cock was? I have a feeling that it’s really, really small. Of course that’s not a deal breaker. Ideally, I’d like a guy who was 6 or 7 inches.

Does that make me shallow?