Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Naive Bournemouth Girl?

No computer. Blogging from iPod. Must be terse.

Yesterday, Pete asked me to move in with him - in Bournemouth!

He has accepted a job there. He wants me to move in with him.

Can I possibly leave London? Is it too soon to move in? Should I consider it? How would the dog cope?

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Sunday, March 25, 2007

Cum in my Hair: Finger Fucked in Mayfair

Cum in my Hair: Finger Fucked in Mayfair

I’ve been thinking a lot about the Chaos Theory.

For the first time this year I actually felt sad immediately after a very good sexual experience.

A few weeks ago Wanda asked me to go with her and another friend to a sex party at Club Rub. Despite my wicked past, I’m not into orgies. Yeah, of course I have had a few but with people I know. There seems something a bit weird and sleezy about group sex with people you don’t know. At the same time, it also seems really exciting. I’m too chikenshit to partake but I figured it would be a good experience just to watch.

Last week I started thinking about the party. I was beginning to change my mind. I called into the radio station LBC during Iain Lee’s show asked on air what I should wear to the party.

As soon as I hung up from being on air a friend of mine rang. It was the same friend who delivered the nightie to CS. She said that just as she was leaving Eagle Eye’s party. Eagle Eye got a job at a rival network and was having a leaving do.

I decided to go to the party. I realized that I may be entering enemy territory as far as CS was concerned, but I sort of didn’t care. The only problem was that I was wearing a really horrible jumper. That morning something told me to wear a skirt to work. But since the cute guy was away on holiday I figure not point in making the effort, eh?

It was nearing 9:00 and all the department stores were closed. In a moment of genius I found the nearest branch of my gym went in and bought a severely overpriced pink long-sleeved pink Nike shirt. I would have paid twice the price for it as long as I looked good at the party.

In the gym locker room, I put on the shirt and a bit of make up. I spritzed my hair with water ran back to my car. I drove around the block before and found parking on a side street not too far from the pub.

All eyes turned to me as I entered the pub with my dog. A few old colleges let out a little squeal, “Oh Anjelika!” It feels good to be welcomed. I almost felt like Norm from “Cheers.”

Even though I hated working on that World War II documentary, I really missed the people I worked with. Stephanie was there and looked fantastic as usual. CS was there as well. I knew he’d be there. Eagle Eye is one of his best mates. CS and I both actively avoided each other. I don’t think we were ever on the same side of the room at the same time. The weird thing is, I didn’t care. I totally didn’t care. I stared at him from across the room and he no longer seemed good-looking to me. He seemed boring and blah. There was no mystery to him. His hair didn’t look good either. His dashing blond hair was brown and dull.

This time last year he and I were kissing in Prague. Amazing how things change in a year/

A few face were missing from the party. D-Mac wasn’t there. Apparently he left a few minutes before I arrived. BKFITW quit the month before and the Cockblocker had fucked off back to Australia.

As I was making my rounds through the pub and catching up with various old co-workers, I spotted the DG from across the room. Our eyes met and I smiled back at him. He made his way through the crowded pub towards me. We embraced. He gave me kiss on both cheeks and asked if I wanted a drink. I was driving that night and Doggums was with me and I couldn’t figure out if I wanted to drink or not. There was part of me that wanted to be drunk and silly. Yet the other part of me needed to be responsible.

The DG was good. He seemed like his normal cheery self. I remember hating my job then, but looking forward to seeing him smile and say hello to me. It’s funny how you get used to things and how you can as easily get un-unsed to things.

While the DG was getting my drink, I talked to my old buddies in production. Everyone seemed well and happy. No drams, no gossip. It was good to catch up and feel like one of the gang again.

The DG returned with a glass of wine for me. He put his arm around me and gave me a squeeze.

“You look really good.” He said.

“Oh thanks,” I replied, not really taking in his compliment.

“No, you look really good.”

I smiled back. Thank God I bought this overpriced pink shirt instead of wearing that monstrosity of a jumper. I’m sure he wouldn’t be saying that I looked good then.

The DG and I continued talking about work. Out of the corner of my eye I saw CS trying to kiss Jaz, while a small crowd was egging him on. I had wondered if he were doing this to make me jealous but I kept thinking. Been there. Done that. Why bother kissing him in public when he can eat me out in private. I rolled my eyes and refocused on the DG.

The DG was saying how he’d been looking for me online all week, but I wasn’t there. “Oh yeah.” I said quite flippantly, “I’ve been busy, you know”

“I’ve been thinking about you. A lot. I miss you around the office. Come back and work here.”

“Let me know if there’s a position available.”

I put my arm around him. We embraced. Out of the corner of my eye I see CS pointing a video camera in our direction. I give CS a pointed look then turn my attention back to the DG.

The DG puts his hand around my waist. I pull away knowing that CS is filming.

“We’re being filmed.” I whisper to him. The DG turns around
“Let’s move towards the back.”

As we squeeze our way to the back of the pub Doggums tries to follow. I pick her up just so she won’t feel scared from all the people towering over her.

As we squeeze by the DG accidentally brushes against might left breast.

“Oh, so I bet you’re going to tell me that was an accident, eh?”

He smiles. “Accidents happen. Do you remember that time when I accidentally touched your boob.”

“A few seconds ago?”

“No, when you first started working here. We were here in the pub. There were only 3 of us here.”

“No. Still doesn’t ring a bell.”

“I brushed up against you, accidentally. And you pointed it out and said I did it on purposes.”

I stare at him as if he’s tyring to tell me something compeltley untrue.

“I’m sorry I don’t remember. Well, that’s when I first fancied you.”

“Oh my god?!? You fancy me?” I say genuinely surprised and in a hushed tone.

“Of course I do.”

I feel shocked. I mean I know he liked flirting with me, but I put it off as him being a big flirt. I didn’t realize that he actually fancied me.

“Well, I have a little confession of my own to make,” I say coyly, “I have a little bit of a crush on you too.”

I set Doggums down on the ground and the DG and I hug again. I hope no one here is keeping track of the amount of hugs that we’ve shared this evening so far.

Doggums gets starts barking and I feel like I should go home.

I look at the clock on the wall. “What time are you catching the train?” I ask him.

He’s vague, “Oh yeah, I’m just catching a late one. They run all night. Did you take the train here?”

“No I drove.”

“Ah.”

“Have you seen my car?”

“In pictures, not in person.”

“You have to see it. It’s fab.”

I pick up Doggums with one hand and carried my glass of wine with the other. We all squeezed our way to the front of the pub. We exit the pub. Strangely it’s a warm winter night. Feels like spring. It’s one of those nights were it’s just warm enough that you don’t need a coat.

I set Doggums down and the DG and I walked around the corner to my car.

“Very nice,” he says.

I set my wine glass on the curb and follows suit with his beer glass.

“I was going to get a Volkswagon Polo, but I thought this suited my personality more.”

“I love the color. It really does suit you.”

“Thanks.”

And in a moment of shared madness, I turned towards him, looked into his eyes and moved my mouth towards his. We kissed. It was slow. Passionate. Beautiful. He cupped his hands around my face as we kept kissing. It was awesome.

There’s nothing better than kissing someone you fancy for the first time. Shit, that kiss I had with the BFE on our first state has to be one of the best kisses ever. My kiss with the DG is a contender for the top three.

In the middle of kissing I suddenly had a reality check:
A. He’s married
B. We’re a stones throw from the pub and anyone could see us
C. He’s a friend who I admire and respect.
D. His poor wife

Then out of nowhere, my morals, which had been on a semi-permanent vacation kicked in.

“We shouldn’t be doing this,” I said. “We can’t do this.”

I backed away. He pleasant and respectful in agreeing with me. As I went to pick up my wine glass to head inside I said to him,

“Don’t get me wrong, kissing you is great but, it’s just….”
“I know…”
“But if it’s any consolation, I’m really, really wet now.”

Before I can pick up my glass he grabs my hand and we start running down the empty street. Doggums follows. We turn the corner into an alleyway. He backs me into a brick wall grabbing both my hands, and kisses me.

“God, you’re so beautiful,” he says.

He kisses me fervently and even though one or two people walk past we don’t care. He lets go of my hands and I take his glasses off his face setting them down carefully. We continue kissing. I wrap my arms around him and he wraps his arms around me.

It all feels amazing and then my morals kick in again. And even though I don’t want to stop. I have to. He seems understanding. I pick up his glasses for him. We walk back to my car. We pick up our wine / beer glasses and head back inside the pub.

I suddenly felt so weird. As if, I were in some parallel universe. I couldn’t believe this was happening. I never imagined a day where I’d be making out with the DG. I chatted with a gay pal, the Impaler for a bit. He looked good.

“So does the DG still fancy your boobs. Especially in blue satin?
“Shhhhh! Dude. That’s a secret and he’s right behind us!”

I feel totally weirded out. Out of the corner of my eye I saw CS a few feet from me. He was sitting down at the table with his head buried in his hands. I almost felt something for him then. There’s something cute about a guy being vulnerable. Whatever it was I quickly snapped out of it.

“I’m going home.” I announced. It just felt too weird being there. Being there with the DG who I just made out with. And CS who I used to make out with. It was as if my past, present and future were all there at once.

I put on my coat and waved bye to the DG.

“You’re leaving?”
“Yeah, I gotta go” I answered.
“Wait for me. Just wait 15 minutes.”

I looked at the clock on the wall.

“Okay.”

I spent another 15 minutes chatting with Stephanie, Fred and the Impaler. As the last call bell sounded more and more people left the pub.

The DG and I were among the last to go. He asked me for a ride to Kings Cross. I said yeah.

Having a 2-seater cer is great. It means that you never have to offer a ride to more than one person. And even though there were a couple more people who needed to go to Kings Cross, they would just have to take the Northern line..

I put the dog and the dog bed in back. The DG and I got in the car and began the short drive to Kings Cross.

In the car he reaching over and kissing my ear and neck. It felt good. Fuck it felt so good. At the red lights we’d turn and kiss. I used to hate couples I’d seen doing that, now I was one of them. I started to lose my concentration on the road.

“I’m going to have to pull over,” I told him.

I looked for a quiet deserted street where we could park. Ironically enough, it happened to be in Mayfair.

On a dark, tranquil street I pulled the car over. We continued kissing, but quickly it progressed. He lifted my shirt up and reached for my breast. He released my left breast from my pink bra and began sucking on it. He nibbled my nipples just the right way. I almost came from the way he nibbled on them.

We continued our kissing and I reached for his belt buckle furiously unfastening it. I reached down his pants and found his cock. It was rock hard. I somehow felt victorious finally getting it. For a cock it was beautiful. Pristine and uncut. I assumed the position and place my mouth just on the head of his cock. I suckelekd it just a bit before lounging it down my throat. .

He began breathing heavily and sighing with pleasure. The car windows steamed up. I cupped his balls with my right hand.

I sucked him off until he was at breaking point. Then I strategically stopped.

I unbuckled my jeans. He pulled down my pink panties and began fingering me. With the small amount of space in the car it was hard to get into a good position to get fingered. So I didn’t cum. But I somehow didn’t mind.

I wanted to mount him but he insisted that we didn’t fuck. I sure wanted to even thought I knew it was wrong.. He rubbed his cock against my pussy but didn’t dare enter.

I sucked him off. He played with my boobs for a bit more. Then I gave him a hand job and he came on my tits.

The amount of cum that landed on my body was amazing. Probably a record as far as the guys I’ve been with goes.

He was silent after he came. The atmosphere was weird. It’s as if we’ve both been though some strange experience. As if we were war buddies walking back to the base after a humiliating defeat.

We drove on to Kings Cross. He kissed me passionately again before he got out of the car.

It all would been romantic if I didn’t have cum stuck in my hair.

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Friday, January 26, 2007

Pandora's Box

Pandora's Box

Chat about:
Vibrators
The dog hates 97.3 LBC's Clive Bull
Coming fast or slow
Being too tight "down there"
Kissing

With guest star, Wanda!

43 minutes

Naive London Girl: An American Sex Blog in London

http://www.NaiveLondonGirl.com

Jinx the Minx

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Sunday, January 14, 2007

Finger fucked at 70 MPH

Finger fucked at 70 MPH

Part 2 of Crusty Cock.... is coming soon. I've had a new adventure since then so enjoy!

On a whim I instant messaged D-Mac. He’s a pal of mine that worked at the same company as me when I was working on that World War II documentary. Remember back then? Gees, that must have been June something.

D-Mac is totally cool. He’s my drinking buddy. He’s also good friends with CS (my ex-boss married tranny) but that’s neither here nor there. D-Mac a genuine guy.

I’ve started work on a new programme. It’s a three part series about video games. My research means I get to try out lots of games. Not just the latest video games, but games old school ones as well. This week I spent hours playing Pac Man on an Atari 2600 then I jumped to playing Zelda on the Wii.. Played some BurgerTime on Intellivision followed my one of my all time faves Super Mario Brothers which I STILL cannot beat. Next I went onto the Turbo Grafx system playing J.B. Harold Murder Club. Then I tried some Gallega on the BBC Micro. So yeah, it’s been a good week. I love doing “research.”

I have another few weeks of “research” to do then I’m doing some pre-interviews of a few gamers that may be in the series. It’s a lot of fun so far. MUCH MUCH better than that fucking World War II doc. So yeah I’m having a good time and I can’t believe they’re paying twice as much as the World War II doc. It’s like money for old rope (I just learned that saying the other day, btw).

I’ve had to do a lot of this research outside London. There’s a software company that has a backlog of most of the British and American old school video game consoles. So I’ve been coming here for the past week for my “research.”

Every day I drive past the old workplace where I was doing the WWII doc. So on a whim I instant messaged D-Mac and asked if he were drinking after work. He wasn’t planning on it, but said that he would get a few people together.

After my hardcore “research” yesterday I picked up the dog from the crèche and drove back to the old broadcast company where I used to work. I found a parking spot relatively close to the pub where I used to drink. I felt somewhat reminiscent. God, I spent so munch time (and money) in that pub. I used to ALWAYS be in the pub after work. Now that I’ve moved jobs several times I don’t feel that I’ve formed any close bonds with new people I work with. I miss the old place. I miss my old buddies. As much as I hated working on that documentary, I had a fantastic time working with the people there. I do sometimes wonder if I should have stayed there. Is it worth doing a job you hate because you love the people?

The French have this fantastic way of saying I miss you. Vous me manqué. That literally translates to. “You are missing from me.” And that describes precisely how I feel. I don’t miss the people I used to work with. They are missing from me. There’s part of me that isn’t the same because I no longer see them on a daily basis.

The slightly good news is that one of the cameramen I used to work with there is now working with me on video game documentary. And there’s also a sound engineer who’s there as well. Familiar faces are always nice.

I walked into my old stomping grounds and saw D-Mac at the end of the table. There was also Eagle Eye’s girlfriend. She is such an amazing person. There was my old drinking buddy. You know, the one who sent me his pic in response to my gumtree ad. {link} Then sitting next to D-Mac was CS. Shit.

That was jarring. I honestly had not expected him to be there. First of all we agreed not to speak to each other for six months. Secondly, every drinks night I’ve been to since I left the company he was not there. CS’s wife has him on a tight leash. He always has to be home at a certain time. He always has to have his phone on him. I think I see who wears the pants in that family. Ha! I just realized how funny that is given his situation – the thing about the pants that is. Anyhow, so in order for him to be out later than 7:00 PM he need s a green card from his wife. Not a green card in the American sense. But green card in the sense that he has a green light to stay out for a while. It seems rare that he gets a green card. Or sometimes he’s travelling to Prague for work.

So I was just plain shocked to see him. The good thing was, that actually wearing the sweater / jumper and skirt that he loves. He says it his favourite outfit of mine. I was wearing a pink cashmere sweater / jumper. It was tight-fitting. You could faintly see the outline of my pink Victoria’s Secret bra underneath. I was wearing a pink & mauve coloured tiered peasant skirt. {pic}. (Weird that some random person has a picture of my skirt on the net, eh?)

We didn’t talk initially. I didn’t make eye contact with him. I couldn’t make eye contact with him. I honestly didn’t know what to say. Perhaps, “How’s life been since our public cunnilingus session?”

Luckily, I had my dog with me. She’s a great ice-breaker. Sadly, the dog was constipated and had the worst gas. Her farts were deadly. Well, at least that’s ice breaker as well.

I talked to CS a bit in the pub. Obviously we couldn’t talk about ‘us’ but he kept asking me, “So how are you?” And I kept answering, “I’m really good thanks.”

He seemed to get along with my dog and my dog seemed to get along with him. Actually, my dog got along with everyone. I love how people fawn over her.

CS started a conversation about Aussie Rules Football. Boring. He droned on and on and. I zoned out. He started drunkenly singing the Australian National Anthem. The dog was getting restless. He had the farts. I just felt like I had to leave. So around 9:00 I packed up my things and left.

Before I left CS asked me twice if I wanted a drink. He was standing alone at the bar. I had to walk past him to exit the pub. He just sort of looked at me with some longing. It was the look of lust. The sort of look that said, “Leaving so soon?”

In a way, I wanted to stay; stay and see if something developed. On the other hand I felt that CS was soooooooo 2006. I don’t want to bring shit from 2006 into 2007.

“You’re leaving?” he asked.

“Um, yeah. The dog’s restless.”

“See ya.”

“Yeah, see ya, whenever.”

It was an awkward exit. It shouldn’t have been. I guess it was. I felt somehow that I should give him a hug before I left, but all his colleagues were here. Didn’t seem right.

I took the dog outside. Her farts were really bad. I took her to the grassy knoll next to the bar and just stood there waiting for her to poop. He kept sniffing around looking for the perfect spot. I realized that a half hour had gone by and she was still sniffing around and had not pooped.

I found myself looking at the pub door. Waiting and hoping that CS would come out.

Finally I was so cold I hopped in my car. I have a 2-seater. A Mazda MX (Mazda Miata for all you Americans). I sat in the car a further half hour and finally he came out.

I beeped my horn. He looked over.

“You want a ride to the station?” I asked.

“What are you doing here? I thought you left.”

“I was waiting for the dog to poop. And I was talking on the phone.”

“Oh? Ok, yeah, to the station.”

I threw the dog bed in the area behind the seat. I put the dog in his lap.

“Which station?” I asked him

“T.C.R.”

“That’s so close. What overland station do you need to go to?”

“Waterloo.”

“Then lets go there.”

He grabs my Sat Nav. He seems a bit too drunk to work it. He however doesn’t seem more drunk than when I usually see him. He maps out a route to Edinburgh. He then declares that we should do something spontaneous and crazy. This seems uncharacteristic of his personality to make such a declaration. So I one-up him and say that we should drive to Guilford.

“That’s far from here you know.”

“I know,” I say with a devilish glint in my eyes.

As I’m driving I’m reaching for his cock. He’s wearing jeans. My hand cups over his jeans by his bulge.

“Unzip it.” I demand.

“No. Oh no. That’s a very bad idea.”

“I know.”

He doesn’t unzip his jeans. But I’m patient as I know we have all the way to Guilford to go.

After driving out of central London with hit a highway. I’m not sure which one. The highway is completely deserted. There’s hardly anyone else driving on it. I’m doing 45 MPH.

I’m distracted because I’m feeling for CS’s cock. He reaches behind my back and attempts to put his hand on my butt. He’s slightly constrained by my pantyhose. He soon decides to reach around front.

He pulled his hand from behind me. He reached up my pink skirt and worked his way down my pantyhose. He fingers my clit and it feels SO good. He moves his faster and faster.

“Now do 70,” he demands, “If you don’t do at least 70 I’m going to stop fingering you.”

I open my legs wide, slouch slightly in my seat and mash my foot on the gas pedal. He moves his finger into my cunt and begins finger fucking me.

“Jesus, you so wet!”

I’m getting really worked up. I start breathing heavily. He gets turns on even more. I hold the steering wheel with one hand and reach for his cock with my other hand.

He gets really into it. He nuzzles my shoulder in a really cute and vulnerable way. I feel almost like I should hold him.

I need to pull over. I look for a deserted shoulder. All the shoulders a filled with trucks / lorries. We drive a bit further but then we suddenly arrive at our exit. Luckily right near the exit there’s a restaurant with a deserted parking lot. I pull into the lot and find the most secluded spot there. Unfortunately it’s next to a dumpster but that was the least of my worries.

As soon as we pull over we put the dog in the back. I lift up my skirt pull down my panty hose. I unbuckle his belt. I pull down his pants. The car is so small it’s difficult to manoeuvre around. I can’t even bend forward and give him head.

As I pull his cock out he says, “Not matter what happens DON’T let me cum. If I cum it’s cheating. If I don’t it’s not.”

What sort of fucked up logic is that? It’s all cheating. I wasn’t, however, prepared to debate this giving my current state of horniess.

I feel his cock. It no longer feels crusty. It now feels leather-like. Huh? What’s going on down there?

He continues to finger fuck me. Then he tells me that he wants to eat me. I LOVE MEN WHO LOVE EATING PUSSY! He slips his finger in my mouth so that I’m sucking up my own juices.

He dives nose first into my pussy. He licks my clit while putting one finger in my ass and another finger in my cunt.

The finger in my arse feels surprisingly good. There’s something about having a little backdoor pressure.

It does feel a bit creepy as the dog starts licking my hand at the same time.

I tell him that I want him to wear my pink skirt and fuck me.

I cum uncontrollably. I cum three times and he wants to lick me out more. I have to push him away to get him to stop. I was sooooo satisfied that I didn’t care that he didn’t fuck me.

I wanted to reciprocate by going down on him, but he wouldn’t let me. He got out of the car. The dog jumped out after him. He lit a cigarette.

“Shit I am in so much trouble! What time is it?” He asks?
“What time were you supposed to be home?”
“9.”

I checked my watch, “It’s 12:30.”
“Shit.”

“What am I going to tell my wife.”
“Tell her your battery died.”
“That’s too big of a lie to tell!”
“It’s believable.”
“I know. I’ll tell her that D-Mac turned my phone off.”
“Why would he do that?”
“I don’t know. Shit!”

He finished his cigarette. We embrace.

“Hey. It’ll be okay,” I say. I didn’t totally believe that. At the same time I didn’t totally care. Now that I’ve cum he’s not my problem.

I drop him off at a mini cab place close to his house.

We kiss quickly. He hops out of the car. He waves good-bye.

My dog growls slightly, but I think that means she misses him.

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