Saturday, October 24, 2009

Uncomplicated Oral Pleasure - Redux

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Looking back over my blog I realize that there many blog entries that reference podcast that were, for various reasons, no longer available.  Slowly but surely I will be updating this blog entries to link to the relevant podcast.

The first entry I've updated is one called, "Uncomplicated Oral Pleasure"  - This is a podcast that Wanda and I did in 2007 about an ad we saw on Craig's List that was asking for, "Uncomplicated Oral Pleasure."

Wanda and I chat about:
  • Frenimies and A-List Friends
  • Anjelika hates Instant Messenger
  • Getting over a break up
  • Anjelika introduces Wanda to Craig's list
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Monday, May 18, 2009

Herpes and the Craig's List Liars

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Herpes and the Craig's List Liars

Ever wonder how many people on Craig List's have herpes? In London the answer is 56. Who knows what it is in New York, San Francisco or Chicago?

I know that there are at least 56 people on Craig's List in London that have herpes because I have surreptitiously been given a list of names and e-mail addresses.

A dear friend of mine, who wishes to remain nameless, contracted herpes years ago from a cheating parter. She's not with the partner any more, however she hasn't had sex since they broke up. With her condition she's never sure how to date or bring up the fact that she has herpes on her dates. It's been so long since she has had sex, that for now, she's looking for something casual.

I suggested to her that she should disclose her condition and try to find someone on Craig's List. After all, that place is a madhouse and caters to everybody! So she ran an ad looking for someone who also has herpes that she can have sex with. Simultaneously, I ran ad looking for a guy "disease and drug free" who wanted to have sex.

At the end of 2 days, my friend and I compared lists. Shockingly, there was crossover. Out of the 56 men who stated they have herpes to her, 6 of them replied to me and said they were disease and drug free. That's just over 10%. So either they were lying to her or they were lying to me. I'm gonna guess that they were lying to me.  

Not only did men lie about their sexual health, but they often changed their marriage / girlfriend status when replying to my ad compared to my friends' ad.  One guy told my friend he was living with his girlfriend who gave him herpes and looking for "a bit on the side."  When he replied to me, he said he was single.  Trying to suss him out I asked him point blank: "Do you have a girlfriend?  When were you last tested for STDs?  What were the results?"  He replied that he was single, had been tested last month and had been given the all clear.  

I don't want to condemn anyone who has a sexually transmitted disease. The men that admitted they had herpes to my friend are to commended. They were honest about it. Honesty should be part of sexuality. The filthy idiots that lied about it deserve to rot in hell. If I'm looking for someone "disease and drug free" and they reply to that even though they have herpes that makes them a liar with no regard for my sexual health.

  • Tim
  • Darren
  • Broc
  • James
  • Richard
  • Bilbo

I'm sure those aren't your real names, but lying about your sexual health isn't cool. 

There was something else interesting that happened with my friend and her Craig's List ad. There were replies form 56 guys with herpes, but she had another 40 replies from guys who didn't have herpes who wanted to have sex with her anyway.  I'm not sure if that was creepy or kind.

Some of the men felt sorry for her that she hadn't had sex in while.  They offered to help her out with the use of protection.  Other guys, she reckoned were just sickos wanting to get laid.   She forwarded me one of these replies:

Hi, I saw your ad, and I have to admit, it's certainly unique! At any rate, I don't have herpes, but I wouldn't mind chancing it! I don't know if it matters, but I'm 23. I have to admit, I've a thing for older ladies. Well, I hope I hear from you! 

She didn't pick that guy, obviously.  But she meet a nice older gentleman with herpes.  She said she had a good time and will be seeing him again.  

Despite all the lying on Craig's List it's nice to know you can still have a happy ending -- and not the kind in the 'erotic services' section.

-Anjelika

P.S. Ladies, if you ever need me to cross reference your Craig's List hook up for herpes let me know. I've got a list.

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

Creepy Guys on CraigsList

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Creepy Guys on CraigsList

I would say that 95% of the guys I've met or chatted with on CraigsList are pretty normal. Horny, but normal. Then again, usually when I'm on CraigList I'm horny as well. Every once and a while I'll come across someone who is decidedly pervy. In those cases usually I'm simultaneously intrigued and disgusted. Such was the case of Chuck. A while ago I put up a NSA I-want-my-clit-licked ad on CraigsList. He responded with the following message:

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Chuck
Subject: Hello from the Red Sea

** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

Hello. I'm an attractive, married American expat living alone in the warm, sunny and picturesque Red Sea resort town of Aqaba, Jordan. I am looking for female companionship and casual sex and would love to invite you to Aqaba as my guest. All expenses paid. Interested? Cheers!


Not knowing if he was serious I sent him a nice message describing myself. We started an e-mail correspondence which eventually led to a phone call. He never showed me his photo, although I gave him 4-5 of mine.

Chuck offered to pay my airfare to Aqaba and to put me up at his house there. According to him he was a mid-forties well-to-do America with a consulting business in Aqaba, Jordan. In exchange I would have to fuck, suck and be dominated by him for a period of 6 days. I would have morning"off" while he was at work, butI was to be prepared for a midday sex romp when he comes home for lunch. I was to be under his control at all times.

Part of me thought,"fuck that's so sexy!" Then the practical part of me was like, 'You're gonna be stuck in the middle east with some fugly sex-craved guy with a mushroom-sized dick and depraved libido. Pass!"

It was so crazy that I actually considered it. I told him that I'd have to get back to him regarding a time frame. Before I got back to him he sent me an abrupt e-mail saying that he the trip was not possible. No reason was given. That was two weeks ago.

This morning I checked my e-mail and found a message from him. It was the exact same introductory message he sent me a couple weeks go, "Hello. I'm an attractive, married American expat" I'm not sure what's more creepy: 1. That he resent me the exact same message without a glint of recognition or 2. He's trolling the CraigsList for long-distance pussy?

Filing this guy under creepy.

Has anyone else been contacted by 'Chuck'? Or if there are any girls out there who are interested in his proposition? Any girls need a fun holiday? I'm happy to pass along his e-mail address. E-mail me: me@naivelondongirl.com

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Monday, April 06, 2009

Fuck Buddies and Internet Dating Sites

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"It got to the point where I probably fucked every guy in the UK on Nerve."

"I've only been there for a week and I already have 500 guys on my block list."



Direct link to show Podcast: Fuck Buddies and Internet Dating Sites

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Monday, December 17, 2007

Wanda's Team

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"You know when I'm with a fellow and he's making me cum, most of the time I call out my own name."





Anjelika and Wanda Chat about:
- Wanda's improv
- Sex in the Noughties
- Craig's List,
- For love or money?

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Sunday, October 28, 2007

I Don’t Fuck Scientologists

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I Don’t Fuck Scientologists

I’d been feeling like shit all week. I don’t want to get into it, but if you heard my last podcast you’d know the situation. Not one my of my better moments, for sure. I’ve been taking everyone’s comments on board, and believe me, I know I did a shitty thing.

I spoke with Mr. TV Presenter this afternoon. He mentioned that he was going to dinner with a few Hollywood A-listers. I’m not one to name names but think Scientology!

“Dude, don’t convert!” I warned him.

“Why not?’ He asked. Although I suspected that he was playing devils advocate.

“I don’t fuck Scientologists.”

“Don’t worry. Wanna, come down to the studio tomorrow?”

“Yeah, okay”

So I’m sorted to get laid tomorrow. But I was horny tonight.

I was in a 6 month of a dry spell. I needed to put an end to my overwhelming horniness so I placed an ad on Craigslist. Surprisingly I only got 20 responses. This must be proof that Mercury is in retro grade. Last time I got like 300 responses. What’s up with that?

S. came over at 10:30. He was cuter than his picture. I love when that happens. We started talking in the lounge. I offered him a drink but he said he was fine. I was actually quite nervous. I don’t know why. I’ve done it a few times before. It should have been as easy as shooting fish in a barrel.

I send the dog to Coventry and nervously led S to the bedroom. We kissed for a bit. I put my hand under his shirt and lightly scratched his back.

We laid down on the waterbed, sliding across my brand new red satin sheets. I was wearing a black lace camisole and light blue ruffled panties.

S kissed my belly button, then my inner thigh. He began breathing heavily on top of my panties. I could feel the heat of his breath on my clit. He then pushed the crotch of my panties to the side and buried his tongue deep into my pussy lips. The tip of his tongue brushed against my clit.

He ate me out so well. 5 orgasms. 3 small ones and 2 big ones. When couldn’t take anymore he asked me if I wanted him to continue. It was twenty minutes of fantastic pussy-eating. I definitely needed a break.

He ordered him to take off all his clothes. I took off my camisole and was laying in the bed only wearing the blue ruffled panties which were now soaked in my own juice. Eventually I took the panties off and flung them across the room.

S and I lay naked on the reed satin sheets. I licked his neck. I sucked on his right nipple. I tickled his balls.

I asked him if he had a condom. He reached over the bedside and pulled a Durex out of his pocket. He put the condom on them slowly moved on top of me.

His cock was larger than average. It was rock hard. We were in the missionary position. Instead of immediately thrusting me immediately I asked him to take it easy, because I’m very tight. He was obident. His cock slowly entered my pussy. He gave me three small thrusts and asked if I was okay. I said yes and he quicked his pace. When he went for the really big thrusts, god my insides hurt! Simultaneous, it felt so good.

We fucked in missionary for twenty minutes then changed over to doggie style. He fingered my clit as he fucked me. Now that takes talent.

He asked me if it were alright for him to cum. I said yes. Then after he came he asked if could eat me out again.

Now I’m never one to decline cunnilingus, but I felt fulfilled. I didn’t need anything else. I came really hard. I got fucked well. I was happy.

We spent a half hour talking about life, work and shit, then he went home.

He was a very nice guy. He was very cute. He had a nice cock and was great at pussy-eating.

Could you really ask for more?

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Uncomplicated Oral Pleasure

Anjelika says, "If you're new to Naive London Girl you should subscribe to my RSS feed here, or have new content delivered directly to your inbox here. Follow my Twitter updates here. Cum on my Facebook. You should also subscribe to my sexy podcast here. And please vote for my podcast which has been nominated for Best Lifestyle Podcast here. If you have any questions? You can e-mail me here. Thanks!"

Wanda and I chat about:
  • Frenimies and A-List Friends
  • Anjelika hates Instant Messenger
  • Getting over a break up
  • Anjelika introduces Wanda to Craig's list
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Sunday, May 06, 2007

Sushi Date Haiku

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Sushi Date Haiku

A tale of last night's date in Haiku form.

Sushi Date Haiku #1:
Craig's list, N.S.A.
"Looking for sushi and sex"
Hundreds of e-mails.

Sushi Date Haiku #2:
Nobu very nice.
Canary Wharf is the shit.
Sea Bass, yum, yum, yum

Sushi Date Haiku #3:
Conversation: Good.
Food: It was quite fantastic.
Sex: Nothing went down.

Sushi Date Haiku #4:
Lonely Businessman.
Good food. Tiny portions. Left
hungry. No action.

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