Wednesday, March 19, 2008

In the Company of Women

In the Company of Women

It was the first night of the week without a date. Frankly, I was relieved. I went to some posh young filmmaker’s party in a trendy hipster part of Shoreditch.

The drinks were free, fruity and fantastic. My favorite! I made sure I was adequately drunk before it turned into a cash bar.

A lot of my colleagues from work were there as well as some budding new filmmakers from NY, LA and Paris. I don’t remember too much about it other than talking to a male friend of one of my colleagues. I was telling this guy about my dating experiences. I probably bored him but he still managed to feign interest.

I along with Angelica and Miss Brella got ravenously hungry. We made a move. As we were walking out of the venue we bumped into our hot new Brazilian boss who was on his way in. We all giggled said hello / good bye and made our way towards Kingsland Road.

“Would you fuck him?” I asked Angelica. Angelica smiled. She thought about it for a second. “Yeah I would. Would you?”

“Of course!” I exclaimed, “but only because he’s a vice president. If he was just a producer or executive producer I wouldn’t bother.” She looked at me with mock shock. “Well, I can’t pretend otherwise!” I exclaimed.

“Would you?” I asked Miss Brella, “He thinks I’m so silly! After that big meeting we had I got so tongue tied and….” She went on and on but eventually agreed that if she didn’t have her beloved boyfriend that she would also bed our new boss.

The three of us had a such laugh. Eventually we ended up at a Vietnamese restaurant. I had forgotten how much fun it is to go out with other girls. This is something I should do more often.

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Friday, January 25, 2008

Wax on, Wax off



While you're waiting for me to finish writing, part 4 of, "I Fucked Him Up the Ass" take a stroll down memory lane and listen to this podcast about waxing we did last year.

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Saturday, April 28, 2007

The Smoothest Minge in Rio

Wanda and Anjelika discuss:

- Apologies
- Brazilian waxing
- Asphyxiation orgasms
- Satisfying Sex

The UK's #1 Sex Podcast
Naive London Girl

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Friday, April 20, 2007

Sex and the Ex

Wanda and Anjelika discuss:

- Censorship and Radio Presentors
- Anjelika's latest bedroom action
- Upcoming Brazil Trip
- Falling asleep during Masturbation
- The guy Wanda fancies
- Guys on the Rebound
- Wanda's search for a "Gap-year Guy"
- More about the New York Trip

Naive London Girl
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The UK's #1 Sex Podcast


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Rio Day 2: Good Behaviour

Rio Day 2: Good Behaviour

It’s hot. Too hot to sleep, The air was thick and hot. I tried sleeping with the air condition on but it was so loud as if I were adjacent to a jet engine. I turned off the A/C but then ended up sweating and feeling congested. I woke up at 5AM local time. It was 9 AM in London.

I got a couple phone calls about potential jobs. It was nothing was overly enthusiastic about but a job is a job. I somehow spent four hours on the internet.

I pulled myself off the internet at 9:30 realizing that I had an appointment to be waxed at 10.

I put on some stylish yet semi-uncomfortable pair of shoes and walked down to the salon where I booked my waxing session.

Although I don’t speak the language, I was able to convey that I wanted my legs, armpits, eyebrows and bikini area waxed. The salon was plain no-frills salon off the main drag in Ipenema. I was led to a tiny backroom. I think I was instructed to take off my clothes except my bra, but I can’t be too sure. I was hoping that the woman servicing me would start with the Brazilian bikini wax. Instead she saved it for last. She waxed my eyebrows, face, underarms, legs and bikini area. It hurt like a mother, but I was left as smooth as a baby’s bottom. After the wax I got manicure and pedicure. In total it cost me £33. That’s a bargain, right?

After the salon I had a small lunch at a quaint Brazilian brasserie. This was followed by a 2-hour tanning session on the beach, then a disco nap at the hotel.

I met up with some British friends for drinks. During the drinks I slipped to the loo and applied some fanny butter.

All I can say is that I'm VERY pleased with the results.

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