Accompany Me to the Gang Bang

Wanda and I talk about:

• Gang bangs
• Hate Mail
• Feminism
• Japanese Psychiatrist
• Squirting
• Hot Asian Amy Wife Slut
• Evening Standard

"I really want to go to a gang bang"

"I'm not going to live up to the angry black woman stereotype"

"If I knew how to squirt during sex then I would give up looking for a real job and become a prostitute."

West End Confidental
http://www.westendconf.co.uk

Hot Asian Amy Wife Slut
http://hotasianamy.blogspot.com


Please vote for us for Best Life Style Podcast
http://www.swingfestevents.com/vote-podcast.htm

Direct link to media MP3 [Click here]

Listen on Mevio [Click here]

Listen on iTunes [Click here]

Listen on Zune [Click here]

Subscribe to the Feed [Click here]

Mevio offers - Save money on great deals here:

http://offers.mevio.com/show/naivelondongirl.html

4InkJets.com

10% off plus free shipping over $50

Use the code: LONDON

For more info on 4inkjets.com click here

GoDaddy UK

NLG20H   - 20% off web hosting

NLGSSL   - $12.99 Standard SSL gift certificates

DOMAINS

NLG9   - 30% off .com domains

NLG25   - 25% off £65 or more*

NLG7   - 10% off any order*

NLG8   - 20% off £35 or more*

For more info on GoDaddy   click here  .

FootLocker.com

AFNAIVE3   - 15% off at Foot Locker

For more info on Foot Lpcler  click here  .

Diamond.com

ADNLG   - 20% off (some restrictions apply)

For more info   click here  .

Eastbay.com

AFNAIVE1   -15% off any order

AFNAIVE2   - 20% off any order $75 or more

For more info   click here.

Ice.com

ACNLG   - 20% off (some restrictions apply)

For more info   click here  .

Zazzle UK

NAIVELONDON1 - 10% off

NAIVELONDON2 - 12% off

For more info   click here     

New Do, New Screw

Last Monday, a day after my Facebook revenge I felt like I needed a change. I needed a day where it was all about me.

I went for a facial, manicure, message and I got my hair done. It's amazing what a new hairstyle and day of pampering can do for you. I had an incredible amount of confidence. I felt like I could climb any mountain; like I could get any guy. I felt vibrant; successful and happy.

I went out that evening with my pal Pammy to a couple bars in Shoreditch aka Hipster Central. Pammy is about my height, blond curly hair, big boobs (implants) and a small waist. Between us, the amount of boobage we had was enough to get us many free rounds of drinks.

We ended up chatting with a group of Italian guys. I practiced speaking really bad Italian with Marco while Pammy was letting Stefano touch up her boobs.

I lost count of the drinks. It was getting late. Pammy and I separated. She went with her guy and I went with mine. At midnight I found myself drunkenly getting into a black cab with Marco. We headed to his hotel in Bayswater.

As soon as we entered the room we headed straight to the bed. I couldn't believe how small the hotel room was although I was really too drunk to care. He was passionately kissing my ear which seemed to drive me wild. I couldn't get my panties off quick enough.

Marco lifted my skirt and pulled down my pantyhose and knickers. He sniffed my knickers (that's weird, right?) and threw them across the room. Being that the room was tiny it didn't go far.

He reached over to the desk for a condom. As soon as he got it on, he thrust his cock into me. No foreplay. No pussy eating. Straight to the fucking.

I didn't cum, but it felt good. I really needed to feel a cock inside me. It was the third time ever that I had sex whilst being drunk. It was a really weird sensation. I know that Wanda once mentioned in a podcast that most of the time when she has sex she's drunk, but I'm usually not much of a drinker.

My head felt all spacey. It was like I was there, but I wasn't. I dunno. Hard to explain. It was like Marco was fucking me, but I wasn't really there in the moment; but still it felt good. Does that make any sense?

I stayed at Marco's hotel until the Tube opened around 5AM. I had a job interview at 11 and needed to go home, shower, change and walk the dog.  I knew there was no point, but I left my number his desk and exited while he was sleeping.

And even though I was doing the walk of shame to Queensway Tube,  I still I felt happy and confident.

My Bitchy Facebook Revenge

Gary my friend/ fuck buddy/ lodger had abruptly left my flat after we argued about the fact that he's getting engaged to his virgin girlfriend.   He and I had been fucking during his recent visit to London.  He had kept his girlfriend a secret until last Sunday.

Apparently, he headed to the airport after he left my place.

Call me a bitch, but I wanted my revenge before he landed in New York.  I went straight on to Facebook and sent the following message to his fiancee:

Subject: Your Boyfriend
Dear Maria:


My name is my Anjelika.  I'm a long time friend of your boyfriend.  I have called him "Gary" on my blog, NaiveLondonGirl.com.  I have written several  blog entries about him and our sexual escapades.


I'm concerned about your relationship with him, being that he has never bee able to remain faithful to any woman in the 10+ years that I've known him.


If you have any specific questions you can e-mail me.  Facebook has been deleting my accounts recently so it's best to reach me at me@naivelondongirl.com.


Sincerely,
Anjelika

Day Off & Anal Stats

I had the day off from interviewing today.  It was nice to spend some time out in the sun with my dog.

Since the beginning of February I've had 29 job interviews. It's as if interview has become my full time job.  I should be getting an offer soon-- fingers crossed.  I have the day off again tomorrow so I'm going to take a booze cruise trip to Calais, France.

Anyhow, today I had a look at the Mevio stats. My last podcast, Anjelika's First Anal has had 38,000 downloads. So if you haven't downloaded it yet, please have a listen.

Direct link to media MP3 [Click here]

Listen on Mevio [Click here]

Listen on iTunes [Click here]

Listen on Zune [Click here]

Subscribe to the Feed [Click here]

An Awkward Goodbye

A few days ago I was feeling vulnerable because my fuck buddy / friend / lodger told me that he was marrying a 24-year old virgin back in New York. He asked me to help him pick out an engagement ring for her. This is a week after we had anal sex. And though I'm not in love with him I still felt the sting of disappointment.

Part of this disappointment was because after a month of staying together he relayed this information. Why couldn't he have told me when he first got here? It just seems so shady.

The other part of my disappointment is thinking that I'm "always a bridesmaid and never a bride." And being that I'm a 30-something year old non-virgin with a sexblog would any guy find me appealing enough to marry? Sure, plenty of guys are interested in fucking me. Ultimately, I want to be more than the chick with the non-stop libido. I want to be more than someone's sex toy.

I was feeling vulnerable and I called my ex-boyfriend. Unfortunately, his number had been disconnected. I then called his ex-flatmate, Amir (the guy he lived with before he moved in with me).

Amir said he hadn't heard from my ex this month, but that they are usually in touch. He said he had heard that my ex had swine flu and spent some time in a hospital up north; and that he may have taken a job out of the country. Which country, I asked. Amir said he didn't know. Somewhere in Europe, he thinks. Then he asked me if I wanted to leave a message for him. I said no and hung up.

It seems weird that someone I thought I'd live the rest of my life with is now living another life in another country.

It was also Gary's last full day in London. After we had looked at engagement rings online, he had started packing up his things. We had the afternoon free. He asked me to go sightseeing with him. He wanted to go to the Tower of London, the Tate and the London Eye. That required more energy than I had.

"I'm just not up to going, sorry," I told him.

"Why so glum, chum?" He responded I literally wanted to strangle him at this point. How can he be so oblivious?

"I'm just tired."

"Have some coffee before we go, that will pep you up."

"I don't drink coffee. I don't drink coffee!" I snapped, "Why don't you know this? We have been friends since the O.J. Simpson trial and you don't know that I don't drink coffee."

"What the fuck, Anjelika? You don't have to get angry. You've lived here in Enlgand for the past 5 years. I'm sorry if I don't remember what beverages you do and don't like. It's been a while you know. It's not a big deal."

"It is a big deal to me!" I yelled.

There was a long awkward pause.

"Is this about Maria?"

"You're making a mistake. You're proposing to her because she's a virgin."

"Because I love her. I love her. And I'm sorry your train wreck of a love life hasn't worked out, but I have found the woman I'm meant to be with. Can't you just be happy for me?"

"You just told me this today- After we've been fucking. After we've had anal. After you've been here a month. If you're so in love with her, where was this love the first day you walked through my door?"

"Fuck you, Anj. I don't have to justify my feelings."

He walked out of kitchen and into the guest room. He grabbed all his bags and left.

It was an awkward way to end things. So I threw away the olive oil to permanently delete the memory of his visit.

Anal Sex For Women

I got a great e-mail from someone who listens to my podcast. She has some great tips about anal sex and I thought that would share them with you all.

Just listened to the latest podcast, and I have to say... Anal sex can be some of the most intensely satisfying, visceral and beautiful sex a person can experience.
But... If it hurts, it's vitally important that you STOP. If you need to then keep going but slower, or just use some fingers to relax you more, or apply more lube (and olive oil isn't exactly safe for ladies to be using. It can migrate to the vagina and cause nasty yeast infections), then its utterly essential that you speak up.

I highly recommend the book The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women by Tristan Taormino. This is one of the BEST sources of information and guidance. This chicka has been buttfucking for ages, and the book is well researched. She goes over information I've been saying for years like; if it hurts you're doing it wrong, and PLAY WITH YOUR DAMN CLIT!

Sometimes you need to train your body to associate certain acts with pleasure. What better way to do that than with some finger or vibe action on your love button? Not only that, it will relax you and get you in the best mood for penetration. And really, who doesn't want more pleasure?

Again, highly recommend this book to men AND women, because there are too many guys out there who think you can just spit on a cock and ram it in and it all works like magic, just like in porn! The fact is, those women (and men, yay gay porn!) are sexual athletes. They spend hours preparing for their scenes, having enemas lube shots and wearing plugs to relax and get their asses ready for action. That isn't to say that you HAVE to spend 5 hours preparing every time you intend to get your ass fucked. It just points out that there's a lot more preparation involved than vaginal sex. With PiV (Penis in Vagina) all you have to really worry about is 'are you wet enough?', when it comes to comfortable penetration. For PiA (Penis in Ass) you need to warm everything up, stretch, lube sufficiently, and then as you get going communicate, communicate, communicate.

Don't ever think you are just meant to grit your teeth and take it. You can do yourself lasting damage this way. Rectal tissue is delicate and needs tender loving! A guy needs to know if he's going too fast, being too rough, etc. Just like with faking orgasms, if you never tell him how to do it right, how will he ever know any better, and how will you ever be satisfied? A lot of guys LOVE a woman who LOVES getting fucked in the ass. A woman who will moan and groan and cum and enjoy every minute of it. Its all about giving pleasure. So.. Learn to receive it and reap the rewards!

Lots of love to Wanda!
From one of your Australian listeners,
H.

An Engagement

I spent 2 hours Sunday morning looking at Engagement Rings.

It all started at 4 AM.  Gary, my friend / fuck buddy / lodger got a phone call on his cell.  He was sleeping in the guest bedroom.  I couldn't hear everything he was saying, but I know that he was speaking Spanish.  There was something about a hospital and emergency and someone was ill.  The call lasted 15 minutes.  Eventually he hung up.  He exited the guest room, went into the bathroom, took a piss and went back to bed- without washing his hands-- EW!

I went back to bed and was awakened several hours later by the smell of eggs and bacon; both which I detest.  I got out of bed and put on my fuzzy pink bath robe.   Doggums jumped off the bed and followed me into the kitchen.

Gary was fixing himself breakfast.  Part of me was thinking, "I really hate the smell of eggs and bacon."  The other part of me was thinking, "I really hoped he washed his hands before he touched all my pans."

"Yo!" Gary greeted me.  He seemed unusually chipper for 8:30 AM.  "Where's your coffee maker?"

"I don't drink coffee," I said feeling really groggy.   I've known him for over 10 years and he doesn't remember that I don't drink coffee?

"Ah, I forgot,"  He leaned down and gave Doggums a strip of bacon.

"Don't feed her that.  She'll go off her kibble now."

"I forgot you were grouchy in the mornings."

"That phone call woke me up.  Who's calling  you at that hour? "

"It was a call from New York."

"Don't they know you're over here?"

"Yeah, but it was Maria and it was an emergency.  Maria's sister Jessica is dating this cop.  NYPD.  He's a nut case this guy.  Roughed her up a bit.  So Jess had a sprained wrist and Maria had to take her to the hospital.  Jess doesn't know if she wants to press charges. And Maria called me all upset.  She doesn't know what to do.  I dunno, it's all a mess.  Her family is pretty crazy."

I looked at Gary strangely.  "Who is Maria?"

He looked back at me strangely, "My girlfriend."

OK, in the month that Gary has been here, he's never once mentioned that he had a girlfriend. Fake fucking singleton!!!  That seems so strange to me.  In the 10+ years that we've known each other yes, we've fucked when he's had a girlfriend- but I always knew that upfront.  It was never an afterthought.  It just seems really shady and unlike him not to mention it.

The thing is, even if he did mention that he had a girlfriend, it wouldn't have made much of a difference to me. Yes, I know it's bad to sleep with another girl's man.  It's just that I've known Gary long enough; and we've been fucking each other long enough that it's just not a big deal.

"You never mentioned you had a girlfriend."

He shrugged, "I didn't know how to bring it up?"

"It's not a big deal.  It wasn't a big deal when you were with Cathy, Christine, Miriam, Jennifer or that other girl, the one with the big nose-"

"Dee."

"Yeah her.

"Things are different with Maria.  She's the one."

"The one what?"

He paused for an uncomfortably long time.

"The one that I'm going to marry."

I wish I could tell you that I was woman enough to be happy for him.  But I'm not.  A sense of jealousy and betrayal came over me.  I felt enraged.  How can he marry Maria when he fucked me up the ass last week?  Seriously, it's shit like that that makes me lose faith in men.

Because I'm a glutton for punishment, I agreed to help him look for engagement rings online.  While we were looking at the rings, I got the backstory on Maria.

She's 24 and a dental hygienist from the Bronx.  She's from a strict Catholic family.  And here's the kicker.  She's a virgin!  I rolled my eyes when he said that.

"No, really she is!  I can't finger her.  My pinky can't even fit in there," he claimed.

A lot of questions came to mind:

• Is he marrying her just so he can sleep with her?
• If I had stayed a virgin would I be married by now?
• Do men honestly look for virginity in a potential wife?
• Is the fact that I'm SO NOT a virgin a turn-off to men?
• Should I have saved my anal virginiy for my potential husband?

So I spent 2 hours finding the perfect ring for Maria.  The experience was torturous.  I had imagined doing something like that with my ex.  I became filled with feelings of sadness and hopelessness at the prospect of possibly never getting married.

So I did something that I said I would never do:  I called my ex.

More later

Two Cocks - Amazing Pic

Is this pic for real or is it a Photoshop job?  So many question?!?!

1.  Do both cocks get erect at the same time?
2.  Do you cum out of both cocks at the same time?  Or can you tag-team it?
3.  If you suck on one cock does the other one get hard?
4.  Can he fuck you in the pussy and the ass at the same time?
5.  Does this mean he has four balls?

Should I Lie to You?

I had an interesting comment left for me on one of my blog entires.  It got me thinking.  Should I lie to you?

This is becoming pathetic... has left a new comment on your post "Again in the Balls! Oops!":

I mean, c'mon dude. Your man is a wimp.

Which new yorker would winge twice over his balls being bumped into around the same female he's freeloading on?

This is becoming kinda pathetic and boring to read. 2 posts on the same dude who doesn't even fuck you, yet sleeps in your flat for free (like any woman would accept a dinner in exchange for a fortnight's lodging in central london).

Lie to us.
Tell us he gave you mindblowing sex.
Tell us you beat his ass for wimping like a touchy/delicate/sensitive faggot over his balls which were obviously empty to begin with.
Tell us you wiped his laptop clean of that gay ass Star-Trek Atlantis shite.
Tell us something new and interesting.

Don't tell us about bank tube station and Gary's sensitive balls anymore.

We'll stop reading this and go onto the multi-men gang-bang blog which is even more pathetic and boring...

8 men on one bitch who seems to have had it (no more appeal left to be fucked by any respectable man who requires some form of sex-appeal and at least a favourable ratio of women to men in their presence to achieve an orgasm).

So this got me thinking.  Should I lie to you? Do you want me to make up stories about getting fucked daily, nightly and ever-so-rightly?

I tend like the "warts and all" mentality.  Yes, I can write about the great sex that I have, but not all the sex I have is great.  Some of it is bad, sloppy, weird or mediocre.  I feel that if I were writing about having fantastic sex all the time this blog would be false-- a total figment of my imagination.  I think that there are a lot of you who read this blog who would pick up on that.  What would be the difference then between reading this and say a Harlequin / Mills and Boon Novel?

Obviously, when you're writing a sex blog, there are certain things that you have to lie about-- mostly names, places and occupations- which are generally inconsequential to the experience anyhow.  Does it matter that my friend/fuck buddy's name isn't really Gary?  Does that change the fact that I puked on his cock or that I had anal sex with him?

I feel that I should try to 'keep it real' as much as possible.  But let me know what you think?  Should I lie to you?

How NOT to Ask Me Out - Part 6

FROM: G.

SUBJECT: Hy

DATE: 13 March 2010 10:47:32

TO: naive_london_girl@msn.com

hi
i got you on blog im g. .27 and i live in nairobi,kenya. , good in bed and handsome, (chiks always tel me zat) id really like to start a relationshipp................
we can fbook,,oh and i love giving a good shagmm

I didn't even bother replying.  Is there any point?

How NOT to Ask Me Out - Part 5

FROM: D.

SUBJECT: How about it?
DATE: 10 March 2010 19:19:46
TO: naive_london_girl@msn.com

You probably get these sort of emails alot but just wanted to see if you might be interested in some NSA sex. I have read your blog it seems u have some decent experience. I am 29 Asian (indian) and have alot of stamina and a decent sized. Let me know if ur interested.

Dear D,

I like your honest approach, but the answer is still no.

Cheers,
Anjelika

Too Harsh? More Thoughts on Zoe Margolis

Last night when I was in bed, I had a thought...  I tend to think about my blog entries as I laying in bed.  Anyhow I was thinking that maybe I was a bit too harsh on Zoe Margolis in my blog post Zoe Margolis, the Evening Standard and a Lesson in Journalism.

For the record, I do think what the Times did to her was shitty. I still stand by my statement that I don't think it's possible to famous and anonymous.  It's incongruous if anything.  I do think that it was naive of her to think that she could remain anonymous and have a best selling book.

When I said, "The best thing that could have happened to her career is her being outted. How many books has she sold since then?" What I really meant was that the best thing to happen to her WRITNG CAREER was to be outted.  She'll come through this and will ultimately be a better writer because of it.

Being outted was probably the worst thing to happen to her professional film career.  In that business your reputation is everything.  To have it tarnished and destroyed would be personally devastating.  I can definitely sympathize with that.  I can imagine that she was quite traumatized by the ordeal.

Anyhow, no one has asked me to clarify this.  I haven't received any bitchy hate mail or comments.  This was just something I was thinking as I was laying in bed last night.

Gang Bang Answers

Fellow blogger Dave has provided many answers I had to my entry Gang Bang Curosity. He has posted his answers in his blog: Glimpses of Dave. Please go to his blog, read his gang bang answers and check out his other entries. http://glimpsesofdave.blogspot.com

How do you decide which guy goes first?
We were in an over-priced, yet poorly decorated hotel room. Peach floral print bedspread and matching carpet. A double bed in the middle of the room. The scent of abrasive cleaning fluids, masked with potpourri filled the air. If not for the group of guys and a woman in various states of undress, the room could have been mistaken for a Better Homes and Gardens "before" picture from 1977.


The woman in question was Edwina. Or Eddie, as her husband called her. Eddie stood about 5'4, had long black hair that was messy and somewhat wavy. She had small-ish breasts that weren't on speaking terms with gravity. She and her husband lived in the suburbs, had kids, and did gang bangs for fun on the weekend.


Edwina stripped down to her black bra and panties, complete with thigh high stockings, garter belt, the whole nine yards. Clearly these was her "slutting around" outfit, which may have been a little cliché, but was appropriate for the occasion.


She told us all to take off our clothes and stand around the bed. We did. She then knelt on the bed, and with a somewhat drunk/high smile on her face bent over and grabbed my hard cock.


So like in most situations, the female made the decision.

Check out his blog to read the rest. http://glimpsesofdave.blogspot.com

Anjelika's First Anal

Wanda and I chat about:

• Anjelika has anal sex.
• Anjelika gains and loses a job
• Diet and nutrition
• Jobs and Employment
• Anal Sex
• Pellet Poos

Please vote for us for Best Life Style Podcast 

http://www.swingfestevents.com/vote-podcast.htm

Please rate our podcast in iTunes

"I had anal sex."

"You used to tut when I said I love anal sex."

"Do you love anal sex more than you love your money?"

"Do you love anal sex more than you love your mum?"

"I love sex up the bum more than I love my mum."

I didn't poop in his cock, I puked on his cock."

"If you're positioning me like that you better fuck me up the ass!"

"He bend me over the counter and fucked me up the ass."

"Sex in the normal whole can sometimes be a bit average."

"I was watching some gay porn last night."

Direct link to media MP3 [Click here]

Listen on Mevio [Click here]

Listen on iTunes [Click here]

Listen on Zune [Click here]

Subscribe to the Feed [Click here]

Mevio offers - Save money on great deals here:
http://offers.mevio.com/show/naivelondongirl.html

4InkJets.com

10% off plus free shipping over $50

Use the code: LONDON
For more info on 4inkjets.com click here

GoDaddy UK

NLG20H   - 20% off web hosting

NLGSSL   - $12.99 Standard SSL gift certificates

DOMAINS

NLG9   - 30% off .com domains

NLG25   - 25% off £65 or more*

NLG7   - 10% off any order*

NLG8   - 20% off £35 or more*

For more info on GoDaddy   click here  .

FootLocker.com

AFNAIVE3   - 15% off at Foot Locker

For more info on Foot Lpcler  click here  .

Diamond.com

ADNLG   - 20% off (some restrictions apply)

For more info   click here  .

Eastbay.com

AFNAIVE1   -15% off any order

AFNAIVE2   - 20% off any order $75 or more

For more info   click here.

Ice.com

ACNLG   - 20% off (some restrictions apply)

For more info   click here  .

Zazzle UK

NAIVELONDON1 - 10% off

NAIVELONDON2 - 12% off

For more info   click here