Rude Woman on the London Overground

Dear Rude Woman on the London Overground:

Despite the fact that the train was standing room only, you felt it necessary to let your bag occupy a seat while your friend was having a natter on the other side of the train.

Not only was this rude, but it was impolite since a mother and child asked to occupy the empty seat.  You said no, stating that your friend was sitting there-- despite the fact that she was actually standing on the other side of the train for over three stops.

I commented on how rude you were.  You gave me the stink eye.  When someone asks for an empty seat, especially a mother with kids, you give it to her.  I ended up giving my seat to her while your bag rested comfortably.

You're a rude bitch. That's why I took your photo and have posted it here.

Conscientious commuter,
Anjelika

Saturday Date with the Black Doctor

Black bourgeois mothers are similar to Jewish mothers in that they're always pushing you to marry a doctor or a lawyer.  My mother was no exception.

Although she never met my ex-boyfriend, she assured me that she didn't have any problem with him being white.  That being said, merely weeks after my break up she called me to tell me that a retired schoolteacher friend of hers has a son.

He's a doctor.  A black doctor with "Good hair" (her words not mine). And he's single.  And he's due to be in London for a medical conference.  And it would be such a "big favour" if I showed him around the city on Saturday.

I tried to weasel my way out of it but then she laid a guilt trip on me about forgetting mother's day last year.  In my defence it's a different day in the UK than the US!

So I spent Saturday showing DeShawn around the west end.  DeShawn was 6 feet,  good body, "good hair", perfect teeth.  His skin was a few shades darker than mine.  He was courteous, polite and well-spoken.

He was 39, divorced with 1 child.  He specialized in internal medicine and lived just outside Atlanta.  He went to Howard and Johns Hopkins.  And despite his penchant for Tyler Perry movies, he had a cool personality as well.   On paper, he looked excellent, but I just didn't feel that spark of attraction.

I think, in some ways, I was/ I am still pining for my ex.  The ex, by the way, I heard in in hospital with swine flu.  I've been debating on whether or not to go visit him.

I digress, so DeShawn had the whole package.  Looks, good job, manners.  The thing about DeShawn that seemed really weird was that he was just SO NORMAL.  There was nothing weird about him.  He didn't seem to have and weird hang-ups.  Even his divorce ended amicably. He's on good terms with his ex-wife and good friends with her new husband.

DeShawns life is all about smooth seas and calm waters.  I, however, am like hurricane Katrina.  I will fuck your shit up if you get too close to me.

Maybe he will be the one that got away? I'm sure, however, there will be some sista out there who will be very happy to meet him.  He claimed that he has trouble finding smart intelligent black women. But surely Atlanta is buzzing with them, no?  

I dunno, DeShwan seemed to be a good guy after a relationship.  At this moment, I'm not the type of girl looking for a relationship.  But I just didn't have the heart to tell my mother that right now, I only want to fuck.

It's an Honour Just to Be Nominated

I just found out that my podcast, "Sex with Naive London Girl" has been nominated for Best Lifestyle Podcast for SwingFest 2010. YAY!

Now, I need your help! I need as many votes as possible to win. Would you please vote for me?  You have to register for the site, in order to vote but it only takes a minute.  Here's the link: http://www.swingfestevents.com/vote-podcast.htm

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Sugar Daddy, Fuck Buddy or Married Man?

OK, so I'm not having sex with married men any more, but now that I'm newly single, there's part of me that wishes I were.

I know, I know, I know, it's bad karma, it's wrong and to a certain degree morally dubious, but the more I think about it, the more that it sounds like an ideal thing for me now. I want someone who has with little involvement with me. I want to fuck someone and have it mean nothing other than the fact that we're both horny.

What I'm looking for now is a fuck buddy; maybe slightly more than a fuck buddy - but definitely not a boyfriend.

I want a guy in his late 30's to early 40's. I want a handsome, self-assured, wealthy white-collar type that is ambitious and good in bed. Actually, now that I think about it, maybe I'm looking for a suger daddy-type situation. Does that make me a whore for wanting that?

I want to go out with some guys who will take me out to a lush dinner-- think Michelin Star restaurant. A guy who will buy me a few drinks then take me back to his place and fuck me. Just so you know, I like to get fucked (at least) twice in one night.

I want this fuck buddy / sugar daddy scenario happen 1-2 days per week. But I also want some perks. You know, perks like - for the guy to get me a taxi home (and pay for it). I want him to surprise me with a fantastic gift occasionally. What sort of gift? Anything from jewelry, Nintendo Wii, Designer sunglasses -- basically I want some nice swag that I wouldn't think to buy for myself.

Maybe what I'm looking for is everything my past relationship wasn't? In any case, I wonder, is there anyone out there that fits my requirements? e-mail me: me@naivelondongirl.com

The Sexual Green Light - Going Bareback

It's February again and just as luck would have it looks like I'm not going to have a boyfriend on Valentine's day -- again.  Just once in my life I'd like to be with someone who loves me on that day.

Besides my moping about V-day, I am in a relatively good place.  For the time being I've decided that I don't want a boyfriend.  I just want to have sex.  I don't want any complications.  I don't want to date.  I just want to feel a cock inside me.  Is that too slutty to say?

One big advantage of having a boyfriend is the safe sex component. I liked that my ex-boyfriend and I both got tested.  I liked having that sexual green light.

I really get off on unprotected sex.  I think bareback sex is hot!  That being said I only want to do it with someone who is 100% safe.  This is where the big dilemma starts as a single person.  In an ideal situation I would go out and meet a guy.  I'd go back to his place or he'd come back to mine and we'd have lots of bareback sex.  He would cum inside me -- which I love, love, love, and that would be the end of it. Maybe I'd see him again, maybe I wouldn't.  But in this time of sexual diseases, that is SO not a good idea.

Even when you ask a guy if he's been tested sometimes they lie.  Read my entry on Herpes and the Craig's List Liars. So I guess what I want is to have sex with a guy who has been tested and can show his results.  I don't, at this point want a relationship. I want the ideal fuck-buddy scenario.

Maybe that's how I should spend Valentine's day-- fucking my new fuck buddy?

Anjelika is Single (again)

Wanda and Anjelika chat about Anjelika being single again, Wanda trying to make it big at the BBC, shopping, Spain and Thailand.



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So Conservative

On Wednesday Wanda and I met MP Ann Widdecome. Yes, it was an interesting evening. Anyhow we did a podcast in the car on the way to the event and on the back.

So, yes, new podcasts are coming!