How Big is a Whale Cock?

How Big is a Whale Cock?


ANJELIKA rants
This guy that I fancied for so long is going out with my fucking doppelgänger! Someone who looks like me but isn't me. How unfair is that?!? And SHE's not even interested in him! It was insulting enough that he would rather go out with NO ONE instead of me. It's even more insulting that he's going out with someone who looks like me but isn't me. That says not only do I not look good enough for him. My personality sucks as well!
And she's got two kids!!!

WANDA on Photography
It was weird because when he was a teenager he went into a coma. And he actually died once. And since then if you take a picture of him it's never in focus.

WANDA on Whales
It's weird because I do feel like I have some sort of gravitational pull. Sometimes I don't want any of the nuts on the table but they just seem to come to me. I look down and I just have three nuts on my top.

ANJ: Nuts and coming are a good topic.

Other topics include: Internet dating, Et Tu Brute, Anti-One, queue jumping, irrational jealousy, friendships, Rhianna, Shia LeBeuof, crushes, changing your race, The Great barrier reef

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Sex and New York City

Sex and New York City

Anjelika gets laid. Wanda learns about donkey punching.

51 Minutes

Naive London Girl: An American Sex Blog in London

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Jinx the Minx

Anjelika Goes into Hospital

This week's podcast Anjelika goes into hospital.

Wanda: So have you called him, Mick the Irish?

Anj: No, and you wanna know why?

Wanda: Cuz he's a labourer and you'e a snob?

Anj: Cuz on day four in the hospital they changed my sheets and my phone was in the sheets. And my phone got washed down the drain.

Wanda: Oh no, so you've lost his number!

Anj: Yeah.

Wanda: You know when you say that thing, "Why hasn't that guy called me?" And we think 'oh because he doesn't like us' Sometimes it's because they've got some dreadful infectious disease and when they're changing the sheets his phone got washed away." You never think that! You just think, 'he didn't like me!'

Scotland

Jizz and the Red Devil

In this category Anjelika and Wanda chat about:
- Rejection: a desiable quality in a man
- Do women look desirable when other men are flirting with them?
- Cunnilingus during Menstruation
- Poppers and Anal Sex
- A sex club in south London
- Breasts & Nibbling on Nipples
- To Jizz or not to Jizz

The UK's #1 Sex Podcast
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All better

Hey Everyone,

I'm all better! Woo hoo! I'm heading back to work today. I'll try to have the new podcast up by tomorrow.

Cheers,
Anjelika

Sick

Hey everyone,

The next podcast will be delayed because I'm in hospital. It's my 3rd day here. I hate it and I want to go home. The doctors are concerned that I may develop pneumonia so they are keeping me here until i get the 'all clear.'

On a good note the nurses are very nice! Maybe the NHS isn't so bad afterall.

Oh also I've been told that I'm very contageous. So if Ive been in the same room as you over the past 2 week you should see the your GP immediately. Sorrry!

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Recycling and Sex Parties

RECYCLING
"Why aren't we meeting new people? Why are we recycling relationships from the past?"

SEX PARTIES
"The guy who's eating this woman out smiles at me and says, 'Hi I'm Derek' just as if he's in the garden-- well I suppose the lady garden. If I'm going to spend my time with his member in my mouth the least he can do is focus on the job at hand and get it over with quick and not have a natter with some random stranger!"

BORRIS JOHNSON
"Looking at Boris Johnson makes me feel sentimental for Crazy Cock."

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Naive London Girl
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