Sunday, January 28, 2007

NYC: Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!

NYC: Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!

I had a dream last night that the lover formally known as the BFE was trying to kill me. Hmmmm maybe that's what I get for texting him before bed? I was feeling particuarlly horny. My loins are on fire, by the way. You'd think I'd feel satiated with my last 2 shags. WRONG. I'm even more horny and want sex even more. So yeah, perhap I was a bit naughty by texting the F-BFE.

So in my dream the F-BFE was furious with me! He was trying to choke me to death.

I don't know the reason why he was angry. But he had this really strained look in his eyes. I don't think I've ever seen him that mad in my whole life. It was like he hated me. I kept wondering what had I done to prevoke such fury? In his anger he shouted at me, "You looked at my MySpace page over a million times!"

Okay, as I write that out it seems comical, but it was actually quite serious in my dream. I was fervently trying to convince him that I had not looked at his MySpace page a million times. Then my next thought was, "How would he know, anyhow?"

Anyhow, I woke up feeling congested. The heat was up too high. I think if you sleep and you're too hot you tend to have nightmares. I should forget the dream, but I'm still freaked out by that intense look in his eyes. Weird.

So last night's shag was great. I'll go into more detail later, but it was none other than the jet-setting Mr.MusicBiz. The way his cock felt inside my pussy is amazing. More on that later.

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The Problem with Buses

The Problem with Buses

"Of course, we all know that the problem with buses is that you wait for ages for one and then several come along at once. "

Now replace the word "buses" with "cock." Now that preciscely would encapsulate my sex life.

No cock for months and then suddenly Boom! Two in one weekend. Amazing.

I knew there was something I missed about New York.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

NYC Day 2: Pancakes, Cock & Waxing my Privates

NYC Day 2: Pancakes, Cock & Waxing my Privates

I woke up with this morning with last night's shag still in the bed next to me. He's my New York fuck buddy He shall remain nameless but let's call him the FB. Actually, he's a pretty good friend. He's more than a fuck buddy. Last night, however, I wanted and got his cock.

It had been ages since I had cock. In fact the last guy to thrust his cock in my pussy was Mr.MusicBiz

So last night, I got drunk off of 2 Cosmos! Strong Cosmos. NYC knows how to make a mean drink. We hit some bars in Soho, NoLita and the L.E.S. I saw some pals I haven't seen in ages. It's so weird how everyone looks older but I look the same. A Picture of Dorian Grey perhaps?

My hotel room is big. Really big for a NYC hotel. It's a corner room. I booked the executive suite here. Inside my room here there are two huge queen size beds on opposite corners. Sadly there is no minibar.

I went out with my friends last night. It was great to see them and I realized how much I really missed my old crew.

After I parted ways with my friends I met up with the FB. He came up to my hotel room.

The sex last night was good, but not fantastic. The idea of cock got me hot, but the reality of it was just OK. I forgot that the FB has a HUGE cock. My pussy must have shrunk from the lack of use. At the first thrust of his cock in me I was in SO MUCH PAIN.

The FB ate me out for a bit. I did cum from that, but it was a small orgasm.

We fucked in the missionary position. Next we fucked with me on top. I can usually cum that way. But I didn't this time.

After the sex was over I felt sore. I sort of wish I didn't have sex.

I left him in the hotel room this morning and met some pals for brunch in Brooklyn.

Came back to Manhattan and got a Brazillian wax. My pussy is totally bald now. Very very weird.

Did tons of shopping. Spent $500 on underware at Victoria's secret.

Now I'm getting ready for dinner. Sushi on 1st Ave with some friends.

I may check out this lesbian bar in Brooklyn. Then later tonight I've got a hot date with someone very special.

Gotta run!

Cuming to New York

Cuming to New York

I had a weird flight today from Heathrow to JFK. I got to the airport an hour before take off. In that hour I manged to:

1. Buy my plane ticket
2. Check in
3. Clear security
4. Claim back VAT

I JUST made it.

The flight was 3/4s empty. I flew coach and had a window seat and the one next to it fo myself. Nice. I grabbed 4 blankets and 4 pillows put on my noise cancelling headphones and listened to my iPod shuffle the whole way there.

Because I had so many blankets I wondered if it were possible to mastrubate to the point of orgasm without anyone knowing. I reached under the blankets and down the top of the skirt. I moved my panties to the side and began fingering my clit with my middle finger. I couldn't open my legs that widely, so it really wasn't the best point of access. Surprisingly, I was wet. It got very boring, however, fingering myself. I didn't even get close to cuming. I fell asleep.

I woke up. I'm not sure how much later. There was a good run of songs on the iPod:

"Dance this Mess Around" by the B-52's
"Til I Whisper You Something" - Sinead O'Connor
"Here's Where the Story Ends" - The Sundays
"Something to Shout about" - Johnny Marr
"What you Waiting for?" - Gwen Stefani
"Two Wrongs" Wyclef Jean
"Chrystal" - New Order
"The Sea" -Morcheeba
"He Used to Be a Lovely Boy" - Keane

I decided to give masturbation another whack - ha! I decided I needed some penetration. I reached into my purse and grabbed the first phallic-shaped object in there. It was lipstick. Bad choice. I reached in again and retreived a pen. I was very inconspicioius when inserting the the pen into my pussy. Obviously it wasn't the ball point end. I began working it up and down. I was so NOT turned on. Blah. I fell asleep again.

I woke up again. I'm not sure how much later. "No Surprises" by Radiohead was playing. I suddenly and spontaneously began crying. I don't know why. I was feeling remarkably happy then suddenly upon hearing that song I was hit by an empty pit of sadness that was ever so consuming. The song ended. I stopped crying and was fine for the rest of the plane ride.

Upon picking up my baggage from the carousel I noticed that BA cracked my suitcase to the point I have to buy another one. They were totally unsympathetic too! Fuckers!

I took a taxi from JFK. I'm staying in a hotel in my old neighborhood. How freakin' weird is that? Some stores changed, some have stayed the same. I got a nice big executive room. It's freezing in here tho.

Immediate upon arriving in my hotel room I rushed to the toilet. As soon as I sat down there was a splash! The pen dropped out and into the toilet bowl.

Oh shit! I forgot it was there.

Yeah, so I fished it out, but I'm going to throw it away.

OK, time to go out with friends. We're hitting some bars in SoHo. It's about time I had a proper Cosmopolitian.

Friday, January 26, 2007

Pandora's Box

Pandora's Box

Chat about:
Vibrators
The dog hates 97.3 LBC's Clive Bull
Coming fast or slow
Being too tight "down there"
Kissing

With guest star, Wanda!

43 minutes

Naive London Girl: An American Sex Blog in London

http://www.NaiveLondonGirl.com

Jinx the Minx

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Do I Need Cock?

Do I Need Cock?

I just realized that the last time I had sex, by the Clintonian defition, was in September.

Huh? How is that possible? How is it possible to go 4 months without cock and just notice it now? I've done plenty of other sexual things. Is it possible that I'm being sexually fulfilled and that I don't need cock? Is it enough for a guy just to go down on me?

I'm still cumming and I'm still enjoying oral sex so should I be happy with that? I don't know the answer to that.

I'm thinking that perhaps I'm being a bit choosy. Maybe I want a particular cock or none at all. I will ponder this throughout the day.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Better to give than receive?

Is sex is the best birthday gift? Anjelika debates the morality of getting a friend a hooker for his birthday?

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Sunday, January 14, 2007

Finger fucked at 70 MPH

Finger fucked at 70 MPH

Part 2 of Crusty Cock.... is coming soon. I've had a new adventure since then so enjoy!

On a whim I instant messaged D-Mac. He’s a pal of mine that worked at the same company as me when I was working on that World War II documentary. Remember back then? Gees, that must have been June something.

D-Mac is totally cool. He’s my drinking buddy. He’s also good friends with CS (my ex-boss married tranny) but that’s neither here nor there. D-Mac a genuine guy.

I’ve started work on a new programme. It’s a three part series about video games. My research means I get to try out lots of games. Not just the latest video games, but games old school ones as well. This week I spent hours playing Pac Man on an Atari 2600 then I jumped to playing Zelda on the Wii.. Played some BurgerTime on Intellivision followed my one of my all time faves Super Mario Brothers which I STILL cannot beat. Next I went onto the Turbo Grafx system playing J.B. Harold Murder Club. Then I tried some Gallega on the BBC Micro. So yeah, it’s been a good week. I love doing “research.”

I have another few weeks of “research” to do then I’m doing some pre-interviews of a few gamers that may be in the series. It’s a lot of fun so far. MUCH MUCH better than that fucking World War II doc. So yeah I’m having a good time and I can’t believe they’re paying twice as much as the World War II doc. It’s like money for old rope (I just learned that saying the other day, btw).

I’ve had to do a lot of this research outside London. There’s a software company that has a backlog of most of the British and American old school video game consoles. So I’ve been coming here for the past week for my “research.”

Every day I drive past the old workplace where I was doing the WWII doc. So on a whim I instant messaged D-Mac and asked if he were drinking after work. He wasn’t planning on it, but said that he would get a few people together.

After my hardcore “research” yesterday I picked up the dog from the crèche and drove back to the old broadcast company where I used to work. I found a parking spot relatively close to the pub where I used to drink. I felt somewhat reminiscent. God, I spent so munch time (and money) in that pub. I used to ALWAYS be in the pub after work. Now that I’ve moved jobs several times I don’t feel that I’ve formed any close bonds with new people I work with. I miss the old place. I miss my old buddies. As much as I hated working on that documentary, I had a fantastic time working with the people there. I do sometimes wonder if I should have stayed there. Is it worth doing a job you hate because you love the people?

The French have this fantastic way of saying I miss you. Vous me manqué. That literally translates to. “You are missing from me.” And that describes precisely how I feel. I don’t miss the people I used to work with. They are missing from me. There’s part of me that isn’t the same because I no longer see them on a daily basis.

The slightly good news is that one of the cameramen I used to work with there is now working with me on video game documentary. And there’s also a sound engineer who’s there as well. Familiar faces are always nice.

I walked into my old stomping grounds and saw D-Mac at the end of the table. There was also Eagle Eye’s girlfriend. She is such an amazing person. There was my old drinking buddy. You know, the one who sent me his pic in response to my gumtree ad. {link} Then sitting next to D-Mac was CS. Shit.

That was jarring. I honestly had not expected him to be there. First of all we agreed not to speak to each other for six months. Secondly, every drinks night I’ve been to since I left the company he was not there. CS’s wife has him on a tight leash. He always has to be home at a certain time. He always has to have his phone on him. I think I see who wears the pants in that family. Ha! I just realized how funny that is given his situation – the thing about the pants that is. Anyhow, so in order for him to be out later than 7:00 PM he need s a green card from his wife. Not a green card in the American sense. But green card in the sense that he has a green light to stay out for a while. It seems rare that he gets a green card. Or sometimes he’s travelling to Prague for work.

So I was just plain shocked to see him. The good thing was, that actually wearing the sweater / jumper and skirt that he loves. He says it his favourite outfit of mine. I was wearing a pink cashmere sweater / jumper. It was tight-fitting. You could faintly see the outline of my pink Victoria’s Secret bra underneath. I was wearing a pink & mauve coloured tiered peasant skirt. {pic}. (Weird that some random person has a picture of my skirt on the net, eh?)

We didn’t talk initially. I didn’t make eye contact with him. I couldn’t make eye contact with him. I honestly didn’t know what to say. Perhaps, “How’s life been since our public cunnilingus session?”

Luckily, I had my dog with me. She’s a great ice-breaker. Sadly, the dog was constipated and had the worst gas. Her farts were deadly. Well, at least that’s ice breaker as well.

I talked to CS a bit in the pub. Obviously we couldn’t talk about ‘us’ but he kept asking me, “So how are you?” And I kept answering, “I’m really good thanks.”

He seemed to get along with my dog and my dog seemed to get along with him. Actually, my dog got along with everyone. I love how people fawn over her.

CS started a conversation about Aussie Rules Football. Boring. He droned on and on and. I zoned out. He started drunkenly singing the Australian National Anthem. The dog was getting restless. He had the farts. I just felt like I had to leave. So around 9:00 I packed up my things and left.

Before I left CS asked me twice if I wanted a drink. He was standing alone at the bar. I had to walk past him to exit the pub. He just sort of looked at me with some longing. It was the look of lust. The sort of look that said, “Leaving so soon?”

In a way, I wanted to stay; stay and see if something developed. On the other hand I felt that CS was soooooooo 2006. I don’t want to bring shit from 2006 into 2007.

“You’re leaving?” he asked.

“Um, yeah. The dog’s restless.”

“See ya.”

“Yeah, see ya, whenever.”

It was an awkward exit. It shouldn’t have been. I guess it was. I felt somehow that I should give him a hug before I left, but all his colleagues were here. Didn’t seem right.

I took the dog outside. Her farts were really bad. I took her to the grassy knoll next to the bar and just stood there waiting for her to poop. He kept sniffing around looking for the perfect spot. I realized that a half hour had gone by and she was still sniffing around and had not pooped.

I found myself looking at the pub door. Waiting and hoping that CS would come out.

Finally I was so cold I hopped in my car. I have a 2-seater. A Mazda MX (Mazda Miata for all you Americans). I sat in the car a further half hour and finally he came out.

I beeped my horn. He looked over.

“You want a ride to the station?” I asked.

“What are you doing here? I thought you left.”

“I was waiting for the dog to poop. And I was talking on the phone.”

“Oh? Ok, yeah, to the station.”

I threw the dog bed in the area behind the seat. I put the dog in his lap.

“Which station?” I asked him

“T.C.R.”

“That’s so close. What overland station do you need to go to?”

“Waterloo.”

“Then lets go there.”

He grabs my Sat Nav. He seems a bit too drunk to work it. He however doesn’t seem more drunk than when I usually see him. He maps out a route to Edinburgh. He then declares that we should do something spontaneous and crazy. This seems uncharacteristic of his personality to make such a declaration. So I one-up him and say that we should drive to Guilford.

“That’s far from here you know.”

“I know,” I say with a devilish glint in my eyes.

As I’m driving I’m reaching for his cock. He’s wearing jeans. My hand cups over his jeans by his bulge.

“Unzip it.” I demand.

“No. Oh no. That’s a very bad idea.”

“I know.”

He doesn’t unzip his jeans. But I’m patient as I know we have all the way to Guilford to go.

After driving out of central London with hit a highway. I’m not sure which one. The highway is completely deserted. There’s hardly anyone else driving on it. I’m doing 45 MPH.

I’m distracted because I’m feeling for CS’s cock. He reaches behind my back and attempts to put his hand on my butt. He’s slightly constrained by my pantyhose. He soon decides to reach around front.

He pulled his hand from behind me. He reached up my pink skirt and worked his way down my pantyhose. He fingers my clit and it feels SO good. He moves his faster and faster.

“Now do 70,” he demands, “If you don’t do at least 70 I’m going to stop fingering you.”

I open my legs wide, slouch slightly in my seat and mash my foot on the gas pedal. He moves his finger into my cunt and begins finger fucking me.

“Jesus, you so wet!”

I’m getting really worked up. I start breathing heavily. He gets turns on even more. I hold the steering wheel with one hand and reach for his cock with my other hand.

He gets really into it. He nuzzles my shoulder in a really cute and vulnerable way. I feel almost like I should hold him.

I need to pull over. I look for a deserted shoulder. All the shoulders a filled with trucks / lorries. We drive a bit further but then we suddenly arrive at our exit. Luckily right near the exit there’s a restaurant with a deserted parking lot. I pull into the lot and find the most secluded spot there. Unfortunately it’s next to a dumpster but that was the least of my worries.

As soon as we pull over we put the dog in the back. I lift up my skirt pull down my panty hose. I unbuckle his belt. I pull down his pants. The car is so small it’s difficult to manoeuvre around. I can’t even bend forward and give him head.

As I pull his cock out he says, “Not matter what happens DON’T let me cum. If I cum it’s cheating. If I don’t it’s not.”

What sort of fucked up logic is that? It’s all cheating. I wasn’t, however, prepared to debate this giving my current state of horniess.

I feel his cock. It no longer feels crusty. It now feels leather-like. Huh? What’s going on down there?

He continues to finger fuck me. Then he tells me that he wants to eat me. I LOVE MEN WHO LOVE EATING PUSSY! He slips his finger in my mouth so that I’m sucking up my own juices.

He dives nose first into my pussy. He licks my clit while putting one finger in my ass and another finger in my cunt.

The finger in my arse feels surprisingly good. There’s something about having a little backdoor pressure.

It does feel a bit creepy as the dog starts licking my hand at the same time.

I tell him that I want him to wear my pink skirt and fuck me.

I cum uncontrollably. I cum three times and he wants to lick me out more. I have to push him away to get him to stop. I was sooooo satisfied that I didn’t care that he didn’t fuck me.

I wanted to reciprocate by going down on him, but he wouldn’t let me. He got out of the car. The dog jumped out after him. He lit a cigarette.

“Shit I am in so much trouble! What time is it?” He asks?
“What time were you supposed to be home?”
“9.”

I checked my watch, “It’s 12:30.”
“Shit.”

“What am I going to tell my wife.”
“Tell her your battery died.”
“That’s too big of a lie to tell!”
“It’s believable.”
“I know. I’ll tell her that D-Mac turned my phone off.”
“Why would he do that?”
“I don’t know. Shit!”

He finished his cigarette. We embrace.

“Hey. It’ll be okay,” I say. I didn’t totally believe that. At the same time I didn’t totally care. Now that I’ve cum he’s not my problem.

I drop him off at a mini cab place close to his house.

We kiss quickly. He hops out of the car. He waves good-bye.

My dog growls slightly, but I think that means she misses him.

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Sunday, January 07, 2007

Crusty Cock, Cunnilingus and Bare Ass Exhibitionism on Oxford Street: The Podcast

OK,

I know I still have to write out part 2 of Crusty Cock, Cunnilingus and Bare Ass Exhibitionism on Oxford Street, but in the meantime you can listen to me retell the story to special guest star Wanda.

Click here for Crusty Cock, Cunnilingus and Bare Ass Exhibitionism on Oxford Street: The Podcast

Anal Chat with Wanda

Anal Chat with Wanda

Chat about Anal Sex, Anal Play, Colonic Irrigation, Diets, and Sex with Amputees.

With guest star, Wanda.

Naive London Girl: An American Sex Blog in London

http://www.NaiveLondonGirl.com

Jinx the Minx

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