Tiger Woods: His Mistress will Get a Deal

Who cares about Tiger Woods? Seriously, who really cares? I've never been a fan of his. I don't hate him, but I don't especially like him either.

I just feel like I can't relate to him at all. Other than the fact that we have the same skin tone I really don't have anything in common with guy.

I don't understand what the furor is over this traffic accident he had? They guy hit a fire hydrant and tree on his own property. It's not really a big deal. So many people want to know what happened. It's so easy to figure out.

Anyone who hits a stationary objection on their own property is either intoxicated or recklessly trying to escape. As long as he didn't damage anyone else's property and as long as he didn't hurt anyone else what difference does it make?

I think that all the media attention on Tiger right now has little to do with the actual accident and much to do with the rumors that he's been cheating on his wife.

The alleged mistress of Tiger Wood's is Rachel Uchitel. I'm guessing that's a bad picture of her. I'm surprised that he would cheat on his wife with someone that looks vaguely like her. Maybe it's stereotypical to say, but all blonds look alike to me.

I'm not going to condemn Tiger for cheating. What I want to know is, why didn't he just use a hooker or call girl? Why have an affair with someone? If you're rich enough to pay someone, then you're rich enough to pay them to go away. Someone of his stature to have an affair, wreaks of cheapness, laziness and sloppiness.

Ultimately, I predict that the truth will come out. I predict that he'll admit to the affair. His dutiful Swedish wife will stand by him -- they do have two kids. I predict that some heat will come off Belle de Jour now that there's a new sex scandal about to emerge. I predict that the "homewrecker" Rachel Uchitel will land a TV deal-- most likely a reality TV deal. I mean isn't that how these things usually go?