Friday, October 30, 2009

Stuck in My Vagina

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I’m just wondering if any women out there use “the sponge”?

My one experience using a contraceptive sponge wasn’t a very good one. A few years ago when I was dating the BFE I decided to use sponge so that we could stop using condoms.

I bought a box of three sponges from an online pharmacy. The brand I bought was Proctectiad. So as not to cause embarrassment when put it in on our date, I decided to give it a test run.

I read the directions and stuck the sponge up my vagina. When it came time to removing it my fingers couldn’t latch my fingers onto the hook. I couldn’t get it out. The sponge was stuck in my vagina.

Since I couldn’t get it out I left it in there for my date that night. I figured the BFE could get it out.

I met the BFE at Nobu for dinner. When he arrived his right arm was in a cast. He had an accident earlier in the week. Dinner was divine. Afterwards we took a taxi back to his place.


We fucked on his bed twice that night. Afterwards, I asked the BFE to remove the sponge. His good arm was in the cast. He tried pulling it out with his left hand, but couldn’t.

We fucked again in the morning. Instead of going in to work, I went to a MediCentre and paid £55 for a doctor to pull the sponge out of my vagina with forceps.

A few months ago when I started dating my boyfriend, I bought the Today Sponge . I haven’t used it yet as I still feel scarred by my Protectiad Sponge experience.


I’m curious, does anyone here use it? What do you think?

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1 Comments:

Blogger Secretia said...

No experience with anything like that. I like it all natural.

10:20 PM  

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