Female Coppers

I decided to report yesterday's flashing incident to the police. I didn’t want to make a big deal out of it, but I figured that Tower Hamlets Council should know there’s a pervert in their midst.

Amount of time it took the police to arrive regarding the flashing 0.5 hours.
Amount of time it took the police to arrive when all four of my car windows were smashed a fortnight ago: 5.0 hours.

Anyhow, so these two female coppers arrive at my place. One of the coppers is hot. Smokin’ hot. Too pretty to be a police officer – I know, that’s a sexist thing to say, but if a flasher came after me again with his cock a-blazin’ when she showed up it would make his cock even harder. And he’d probably cum on her.

Seriously, if I have to deal with female coppers, I want big no-nonsense bull-dyke helping me out.

Hot Cop was 5 foot 8 inches (172cm), blond with hair pulled back. She had dimples, and sweet face. She was the Marsha Brady-type but even better looking. Her speaking voice was stern. Maybe a bit overly-stern to compensate for her looks. I couldn’t figure out why she was a cop and not doing commercials or hosting GMTV?

So Hot Cop and her sidekick questioned me for ten minutes. They took a description of the flasher. They didn’t bother asking me if he was circumcised or not. He was uncircumcised, for the record.

They thanked me for my cooperation and left shortly after that and told me to expect a call from victim services.