Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Dear Bitch (The Ex-Factor)

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Dear Bitch (otherwise known as my boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend),

Apparently you have a lot of problems: emotional, financial, etc. Even though you live in California the “only” person that can understand your problems is my boyfriend, right?

Your problems are of your own creation and have nothing to do with my boyfriend. He cannot fix you, your four-year old autistic son, the fact that you are knocked-up now and the baby daddy has absconded, or your money problems.

My boyfriend isn’t an emotional crutch in which you are to lean on.

Perhaps if you two were in a serious relationship I could understand your need to still speak with him. However being that your “relationship” with him was all but 5 months long– ALL of which happened online with the exception of a 2-week in-person visit, then I can hardly accept this as serious.

Furthermore, within that 2-week period that he visited you (long before he met me) he apparently found you so contemptible by week 2 that he called the police on you.

You had your chance and you blew it.

I find your attempts to contact him now misguided and fraught with ulterior motive. The fact that you asked if you could get back together with him yesterday proves this.

I am not trying to play the part of the jealous, insecure girlfriend. I am Miss Anjelika Jinx and I know what you’re up to. I have been the seductress enough times that I know what depths women are willing to sink to.

Don’t call, e-mail or instant message him. If he wants to contact you, I’m fine with that; but don’t waste your breath waiting for that phone call.

Best wishes,
Anjelika

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5 Comments:

Blogger Wicked Bitch, Latina Fatale said...

slap! hehe

6:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What depths women are willing to sink to?

12:51 PM  
Blogger Naive London Girl said...

Women that are trying to "win back" a guy will often exaggerate their own situation in a plea for sympathy, attention, or a shoulder to cry on.

I plead guilty for having tried all that in the past.

1:10 PM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

So she's a bitch because she- has an autistic son? I was expecting her to be some kind of crazed monster making your life hell, but she's a woman with a shit life who has no one to turn to.

She's nutty, she does need to take control of her own life and leave her ex alone, for sure, but is she a bitch for being a weakling?

3:25 PM  
Blogger relationshipgirl said...

She needs to get some perspective - how would she feel if she was in your shoes??? Silly women and good post - lets hope she reads it!!

5:51 PM  

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