Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Panties Soaked, Feeling Horny

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I'm at work and I'm horny. This is seemingly a bad combination unless you're fucking your boss which I'm not - yet. I've had one of these days where I've had to intersperse tedious tasks with porn just so I can get though it. I've been reading porn. There's something more exciting about reading porn rather than seeing pictures. I'd take an erotic book over porno flick any day.

Even though I had masturbated this morning using two vibrators at the same time time (rampant rabbit and the Wahl) which, by the way had one of the best self-induced orgasms ever; Even thought I came really hardm I was still horny.

I am horny beyond my usual run-of-the-mill restlessness. My groin is hot. My clit is pulsating. I don't just want sex. I want hot dirty sex. I want a guy a barely know to rush in, lift up my skirt and suck on my pussy like it's a Jolly Rancher.. I want to be licked until I cum. And then I want to be licked again. I want my ass licked. I want to feel the pressure of a cock on the tip of my anus.

But before he can slip his cock in my ass I want him to flip me over. I want him to fuck my shaved pussy while simultaneously licking my ear and whispering, "You slut. You dirty whore."

I want him to unload in me. I want to take all of his cum in my pussy. I love the feeling of being "filled in." Then I want to feel his cum dripping out of me. One drop at a time dripping down my legs.

And then I want to go back to work as if nothing happened. Something tells me, however, that my actual lunch break will be a lot less exciting then my fantasy one. That is, unless I can find someone interested.

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7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh wow. Now I need to be alone. The idea of licking your ass drives me nuts!

I know how you feel though. Sometimes I get so unbelieveably horny at work I need to go off and have a wank. I can't get any work done if I don't!

3:02 PM  
Blogger Martin Higgins said...

Would love to help you out but sadly a) My lunch break ended an hour ago, and b) I live in Manchester.

Damn.

3:06 PM  
Blogger sabret00the said...

I'm gutted that i've only just read this now as it means I missed your lunch break.

4:15 PM  
Blogger Big Mike said...

WOW, All i can think of is whats' for dinner?

4:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you put a picture up?

9:16 PM  
Anonymous Geeksex said...

I completely agree about reading erotica vs looking at photos! The imagination has the best sets and the biggest orgasms... and the lighting is always perfect.

To be perfectly honest, the narrative is what does it for me... the feeling of the characters being changed by their experiences. Passion, in the old sense... the process of passing from one thing to another.

If sex doesn't leave you a different person afterwards, it wasn't good enough.

10:06 AM  
Blogger phallatio said...

I would love to lick every damn inch of you!

12:45 AM  

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