7 Times on Wednesday
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I masturbated 7 times yesterday. Seven, can you believe that? No wonder I don't have time to go to the gym I've spent my leisure time having net sex and masturbating. I'm so fucking bored of my vibrator. I need a new toy.
I've been super horny for a week. I'm bored of this now and I want it to end. All I can do is think of sex. All I can do is contemplate my next shag. I'm an intelligent woman who actually has deep thoughts and insightful things to say. I hate that my mind is obsessed with thoughts of cunnilingus and a guy shooting his load into me.
I'm sure nature is playing some cruel trick on me. Maybe my raging hormones are my body's way of saying, "procreate." My eggs are probably bored of being wasted each month. But I really don't want kids now. One day, you know, with the right guy, blah blah blah. I'm not gagging for a baby, or anything. I barely have time for my dog. What I want now is just great sex. It would be really nice not to be obsessed by it.
I somehow thought the way to satiate this hunger is to give to it. But it just makes it worse. Sex begets sex. The more I have it, the more I want it. That being said, I have two potential great shags lined up for next week and I can't wait. With my luck, however, I'm sure my extreme horniness would have faded by then. I just want my period to come so I can put all this horniness behind me.
I've been super horny for a week. I'm bored of this now and I want it to end. All I can do is think of sex. All I can do is contemplate my next shag. I'm an intelligent woman who actually has deep thoughts and insightful things to say. I hate that my mind is obsessed with thoughts of cunnilingus and a guy shooting his load into me.
I'm sure nature is playing some cruel trick on me. Maybe my raging hormones are my body's way of saying, "procreate." My eggs are probably bored of being wasted each month. But I really don't want kids now. One day, you know, with the right guy, blah blah blah. I'm not gagging for a baby, or anything. I barely have time for my dog. What I want now is just great sex. It would be really nice not to be obsessed by it.
I somehow thought the way to satiate this hunger is to give to it. But it just makes it worse. Sex begets sex. The more I have it, the more I want it. That being said, I have two potential great shags lined up for next week and I can't wait. With my luck, however, I'm sure my extreme horniness would have faded by then. I just want my period to come so I can put all this horniness behind me.
Labels: horny, Masturbation, menstruation, vibrators
posted by Naive London Girl at 5/14/2009 01:28:00 AM
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4 Comments:
I hate it when that happens..a week of screaming horniness and no man to cum fix it. I hope next week is better for you
Uh ... 7 times doesn't seem that much, I NEED to once a day unless I'm getting some, and usually at least three times a day, I've been mostly at five to nine times a day for awhile now. I usually don't get overly horny at work though.
I dream all day about licking pussy! I just need to find a willing fanny!
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