Saturday, August 09, 2008

The Cheat Factor. How likely is your husband to cheat on you?

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The Cheat Factor. How likely is your husband to cheat on you?

Men are quick to put the blame of their lack of attention and lingering horniness on the wife. Or course, this is convenient to do that as I’m never in the position to question the wife. But if I was, I would give her this quiz.

1. When was the last time you had sex with your husband?
  1. Yesterday [5 points]
  2. Within the past week [4 points]
  3. Within the past month [3 points]
  4. More than 3 months ago [2 points]
  5. More than 6 months ago [1 point]
2. How many times per week do you have sex with your husband?
  1. Everyday [5 points]
  2. 4-5 times per week [4 points]
  3. 2-3 times per week [3 points]
  4. 1 time per week [2 points]
  5. I sometimes go weeks without having sex with my husband. [1 point]

3. Do you feel sexually satisfied when having sex with your husband?
  1. Yes [5 points]
  2. No [1 point]
4. Are you hour husband’s best friend?
  1. Yes [5 points]
  2. No [1 point]
5. Do you feel emotionally connected to your husband?
  1. Yes [5 points]
  2. No [1 point]
6. Do you know all your husband's female friends?
  1. Yes [5 points]
  2. No [1 point]
7. Are you still sexually attracted to your husband?
  1. Yes [5 points]
  2. No [1 point]
8. Are there any life-changing experiences that may have caused a shift in your relationship with your husband, i.e. pregnancy, birth, death?
  1. Yes [5 points]
  2. No [1 point]
9. If you knew that your husband required a certain amount of sex to feel adequate (e.g. not restless & not willing to cheat) would you be willing to have sex with him that much?
  1. Yes [5 points]
  2. No [1 point]
10. Are you open to indulging your husband sexual fantasies.
  1. Yes [5 points]
  2. No [1 point]
Now tally up your score.

41-50 Points. Fantastic. You have a great sex life and most-likely an excellent relationship with your husband. Chances are he won’t chat on you. Where would he get the time? You’re too busy having sex with him.

21-40 Points Proceed with Caution. You’re in the middle zone here. You’re sex life with your husband is irregular which gives him plenty of opportunity to stray. The good new is at least you’re still having sex, you just need to have more of it.

10-20 Points. Danger. Are you sure he’s not already cheating on you? Sounds like you’ve both grown apart emotionally and sexually. Why bother staying married? Is it for the kids? You need to get your sex life with your husband back on track or you may find him straying.

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2 Comments:

Blogger The London Dater said...

I tried commenting on your most recent post, but I can't see the comment link...?

In reference to guys cheating: OF COURSE WE CHEAT. And I'm guessing so have most of your ex boyfriends, except you probably haven't noticed. You even recognise that you've slept with married men yourself: it's naive to think that the guys who are dating you aren't behaving like the guys you're tempting from their partners...

I can't stand this term 'cheating' anyhow. Monogomy is a social fabrication and is a totally alien concept to mammals like human beings. In the wild, once a guy has spread his oats with whoever the most attractive lioness appears to be, he hangs around for a while (to check she's ok) and then buggars off elsewhere. It's only in an oddly-Christian theocracy like Planet Earth that we've superimposed some sort of idealistic and unnatural behaviour onto our species, defying their natural instinct to sleep around, screw women and leave when it all gets complicated.

I hate to say it, but it's human nature. But then again, maybe I'm just a bastard.

1:10 AM  
Blogger Naive London Girl said...

Ooops forgot to enable comments on my latest post. Fixed now.

Cheating may be human nature. I just think within the context of a relationship if you want to sleep with other people, you should make that fact known - or try to move into an "open relationship" type scenario.

8:58 PM  

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