Internet Dating is Shit, Part 2
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Internet Dating is Shit, Part 2
To all the men on internet dating sites who live far, far away:
My ideal romance isn't a long distance one.
I don't have to be reasonable. I don't have to be anything because I choose not to date someone who lives so far away.
And it's not ‘just a plane ride.’ I don't ever intend on moving to America, Belgium, Holland, Algeria, Nigera, Leeds, Aberdeen, Belfast or wherever the fuck you are.
So, IF - and this is a huge if - we were to like, fall in love - or something, you would have to move over here. You would have to get your own visa as I'm not a British / EU citizen. Perhaps you're fantastically wealthy and this is not an issue. And in that case mea culpa, I'm missing out. But I'm gonna take my chances and guess that you're not fantastically otherwise women in your hometown would be throwing themselves at you.
What I want is to be able to go on dates, be romanced by, have fun with and ultimately have sex with a partner who I see 2-3 times a week. I am not the sort of person who is cool with seeing someone once a month! Even once a week isn't enough - my sex drive is too high for that.
I want a friend and confidante who, if I'm feeling sad, can be by my side within the hour.
I know how I am. I know what I want. I know what works best for me. I am also suspect that you can't find a woman in all of your home town / province / state that you need to search abroad!
You are probably a really nice guy. You don't deserve this rant I am giving you. Unfortunately you are bearing the brunt of all the guys from all the counties around the world who have contacted me. So please don't take this as a personal attack. I am not THAT bothered by you personally, contacting me.
I am just tired of dealing with guys who have some fantasy in their head that I'm going to be interested in them even though they live hundreds or even thousands of miles away.
Essentially, I am a lazy girl. And if you're interested in me you'll have to accommodate, up to a point, my lazy lifestyle. And that means if you live outside the M25 you are too damn far away!
To all the men on internet dating sites who live far, far away:
My ideal romance isn't a long distance one.
I don't have to be reasonable. I don't have to be anything because I choose not to date someone who lives so far away.
And it's not ‘just a plane ride.’ I don't ever intend on moving to America, Belgium, Holland, Algeria, Nigera, Leeds, Aberdeen, Belfast or wherever the fuck you are.
So, IF - and this is a huge if - we were to like, fall in love - or something, you would have to move over here. You would have to get your own visa as I'm not a British / EU citizen. Perhaps you're fantastically wealthy and this is not an issue. And in that case mea culpa, I'm missing out. But I'm gonna take my chances and guess that you're not fantastically otherwise women in your hometown would be throwing themselves at you.
What I want is to be able to go on dates, be romanced by, have fun with and ultimately have sex with a partner who I see 2-3 times a week. I am not the sort of person who is cool with seeing someone once a month! Even once a week isn't enough - my sex drive is too high for that.
I want a friend and confidante who, if I'm feeling sad, can be by my side within the hour.
I know how I am. I know what I want. I know what works best for me. I am also suspect that you can't find a woman in all of your home town / province / state that you need to search abroad!
You are probably a really nice guy. You don't deserve this rant I am giving you. Unfortunately you are bearing the brunt of all the guys from all the counties around the world who have contacted me. So please don't take this as a personal attack. I am not THAT bothered by you personally, contacting me.
I am just tired of dealing with guys who have some fantasy in their head that I'm going to be interested in them even though they live hundreds or even thousands of miles away.
Essentially, I am a lazy girl. And if you're interested in me you'll have to accommodate, up to a point, my lazy lifestyle. And that means if you live outside the M25 you are too damn far away!
Labels: internet dating
posted by Naive London Girl at 3/20/2008 11:59:00 AM
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