The Best Lip Gloss Ever
The Best Lip Gloss Ever
Last year I really got into lip gloss. Maybe I had seen too many L’Oreal commercials, “Because I’m worth it.” As soon as I acknowledged my passion for lip gloss there began the quest to find the ultimate color.
Looking back, I can say I was a bit obsessed. Ever time I went into Boots, Duane Reed, CVS, Super Drug, Giant Foods, Tesco, Sainsburys or Kmart I bought at least one lip gloss. Sometimes I bought 4 or 5 at a time. It sounds harmless but I basically ended up buying one lip gloss per day for two months. Yeah, I had a LOT of lip gloss. At any given moment I had at least 8 different lip glosses in my purse.
Around the same time I began dating someone. It’s fair to say that I was rather smitten with the guy. Dating someone made my lip gloss obsession worse. It made me more determined to find the perfect shade.
I was somehow convinced that the perfect shade of lip gloss would transform me; that the perfect shade would make me so beautiful, so irresistible that I would be desired by man I pass by.
Out of the 60 or so lip glosses in my collection, three of them became my favorites; the ones I wore all the time. All three lip glosses were a pink / reddish color. Unfortunately, I accidental left one of my favorite lip glosses at the home of the guy dating. I stayed there over night and left it in his bedroom. He noticed my lip gloss lying around and couple later and threw it away.
Now, over a year later, I’m still thinking about that lip gloss! What the Fuck? Why does it annoy me so much? Am I annoyed that the guy threw it away? Am I annoyed that I’ve been unable to find the same exact shade? Am I irked because after spending nearly two months finding it, that it’s gone? I don’t know. In my head this lip gloss has reached epic proportions. When I think back about it I think, “That was THE BEST lip gloss ever!” And I actually feel quite sad that it’s gone.
I guess it’s difficult for me to get over things (and people).
Last year I really got into lip gloss. Maybe I had seen too many L’Oreal commercials, “Because I’m worth it.” As soon as I acknowledged my passion for lip gloss there began the quest to find the ultimate color.
Looking back, I can say I was a bit obsessed. Ever time I went into Boots, Duane Reed, CVS, Super Drug, Giant Foods, Tesco, Sainsburys or Kmart I bought at least one lip gloss. Sometimes I bought 4 or 5 at a time. It sounds harmless but I basically ended up buying one lip gloss per day for two months. Yeah, I had a LOT of lip gloss. At any given moment I had at least 8 different lip glosses in my purse.
Around the same time I began dating someone. It’s fair to say that I was rather smitten with the guy. Dating someone made my lip gloss obsession worse. It made me more determined to find the perfect shade.
I was somehow convinced that the perfect shade of lip gloss would transform me; that the perfect shade would make me so beautiful, so irresistible that I would be desired by man I pass by.
Out of the 60 or so lip glosses in my collection, three of them became my favorites; the ones I wore all the time. All three lip glosses were a pink / reddish color. Unfortunately, I accidental left one of my favorite lip glosses at the home of the guy dating. I stayed there over night and left it in his bedroom. He noticed my lip gloss lying around and couple later and threw it away.
Now, over a year later, I’m still thinking about that lip gloss! What the Fuck? Why does it annoy me so much? Am I annoyed that the guy threw it away? Am I annoyed that I’ve been unable to find the same exact shade? Am I irked because after spending nearly two months finding it, that it’s gone? I don’t know. In my head this lip gloss has reached epic proportions. When I think back about it I think, “That was THE BEST lip gloss ever!” And I actually feel quite sad that it’s gone.
I guess it’s difficult for me to get over things (and people).



1 Comments:
Good grief 60 lip glosses!!!!!!! My my you really do know how to go all out, when you find something you want/like. I have seen the gloss trend reach even my own lips, leaving my many many carmex's, vaseline and others in the shade. Now as a fully paid member of the gloss beast club, I have been asking myself this question, Is gloss simply a comfort thing? Is it validating our existance? Why can't Mucky pass a counter, without diving into the pinks? Is it the taste? Or is it simply a case of being worth it...Admittedly I just bought another..it was Benefit again. And no, I'm not worth it, but my lips disagree
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