Falling asleep in the Middle of Masturbating
Falling asleep in the Middle of Masturbating
Wanda and I just got back form a mad trip to New York. Everyone keeps asking me if I got laid. Sorry to burst your bubble, but no, I haven’t had cock or any sort of action in at least 3 weeks. I haven’t even masturbated in at least a fortnight.
Yesterday evening I tried masturbating and I was so jet-lagged that I fell asleep in the middle of it. Woke up with a smelly hand.
So yeah I’ll officially label my sex life as boring I hope that doesn’t put you off the blog. But it’s swings and roundabouts. I have had a few offers. I dunno. I should take them up but somehow I’m wary. I’m debating whether or not I should hook up with this hot girl who’s been MySpacing me.
Even though I’m unemployed I’ve been so busy doing stuff. Most of the stuff I’m doing are housework things that I have neglected from when I was working really long hours.
Fucking American Express suspended my account because they don’t believe that I make over £100K (or at least I did when I was employed). I spent most of today faxing them financial data to prove that I’m not laundering money, or whatever they think I’m doing.
I’m getting ready to go on a trip to South America. In my mind’s eye there were 2 weeks between the New York Trip and the South American trip. In reality there’s like 5 days. So I’ve been sort of freaking out in getting everything in order before I leave again.
Being that I’m unemployed I should probably be financially wise and NOT go on vacation. Then again, I’m horny and I need a tan. Somehow financial prudence has gone out the window.
So I say fuck it, you only live once!
Wanda and I just got back form a mad trip to New York. Everyone keeps asking me if I got laid. Sorry to burst your bubble, but no, I haven’t had cock or any sort of action in at least 3 weeks. I haven’t even masturbated in at least a fortnight.
Yesterday evening I tried masturbating and I was so jet-lagged that I fell asleep in the middle of it. Woke up with a smelly hand.
So yeah I’ll officially label my sex life as boring I hope that doesn’t put you off the blog. But it’s swings and roundabouts. I have had a few offers. I dunno. I should take them up but somehow I’m wary. I’m debating whether or not I should hook up with this hot girl who’s been MySpacing me.
Even though I’m unemployed I’ve been so busy doing stuff. Most of the stuff I’m doing are housework things that I have neglected from when I was working really long hours.
Fucking American Express suspended my account because they don’t believe that I make over £100K (or at least I did when I was employed). I spent most of today faxing them financial data to prove that I’m not laundering money, or whatever they think I’m doing.
I’m getting ready to go on a trip to South America. In my mind’s eye there were 2 weeks between the New York Trip and the South American trip. In reality there’s like 5 days. So I’ve been sort of freaking out in getting everything in order before I leave again.
Being that I’m unemployed I should probably be financially wise and NOT go on vacation. Then again, I’m horny and I need a tan. Somehow financial prudence has gone out the window.
So I say fuck it, you only live once!
Labels: Masturbation
posted by Naive London Girl at 4/12/2007 03:38:00 PM
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2 Comments:
Hi!
Ahhh; so much to write, and so little time.
Before I unload a bunch of comments on you -- and admitting that the question I'm about to ask is really not my business at all -- I have a simple question: "Why are now unemployed?"
You have to admit it's a pretty reasonable question asked by any one of us who have grown to feel about you as a part of our family.
Hope you enjoyed your visit back to the US of A.
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My contract ended and the company I worked for claimed not to have enough money to renew all the contactor's contracts. No big deal, really, but I would have liked more notice.
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