Coda for the Anti-One
Coda for the Anti-One
“I just wanted to wring his fucking neck”
Surprisingly, I have received as much e-mail and instant messages for “Anti-one is the Lonliest number” as the, “I Fucked a Girl and Stole her Skirt” entry. I say surprisingly because there wasn’t a stitch of sex in it and I assumed most people would skip it. I suppose I’ve hit a chord or the Anti-One is a universal experience that everyone can relate to.
That being said, I got an instant message from someone who reads this blog. I don’t want to mention his name because my intent is not to embarrass him. I, however, got SO ANGRY talking to him. Now, I should apologize to the man who messaged me. My strong reaction here isn’t about you, per se. I’m reacting to all the present, past & future Anti-Ones.
He admitted to me that he was some girl’s Anti-One. I just wanted to wring his fucking neck on behalf of the poor girl pining away at him. To go further, he said he realizes when he’s pushes the girl to the limit; to that point where she’s about to say, “Fuck you get out of my life.” He then goes out of his way to woo her back into his good graces. Soon enough he puts his guard up again because he can’t imagine himself “being with her.” What an asshole.
Listen guys, if you know that you’re someone’s Anti-One, just stop. Stop!
Stop the flirting. Stop innuendo. Stop the broken promises. Stop with your bullshit. At the end of the day it’s about fulfilling your own ego. How selfish. You all should be lined up and shot.
Don’t try to convince us that there might be a chance a something (whether it be a relationship or a shag) when you know it’s not going to happen. The kindest thing you can do, and I say this with a lot love, is fuck off! Leave us alone and find your mind-fucking ego-groupies elsewhere.
“I just wanted to wring his fucking neck”
Surprisingly, I have received as much e-mail and instant messages for “Anti-one is the Lonliest number” as the, “I Fucked a Girl and Stole her Skirt” entry. I say surprisingly because there wasn’t a stitch of sex in it and I assumed most people would skip it. I suppose I’ve hit a chord or the Anti-One is a universal experience that everyone can relate to.
That being said, I got an instant message from someone who reads this blog. I don’t want to mention his name because my intent is not to embarrass him. I, however, got SO ANGRY talking to him. Now, I should apologize to the man who messaged me. My strong reaction here isn’t about you, per se. I’m reacting to all the present, past & future Anti-Ones.
He admitted to me that he was some girl’s Anti-One. I just wanted to wring his fucking neck on behalf of the poor girl pining away at him. To go further, he said he realizes when he’s pushes the girl to the limit; to that point where she’s about to say, “Fuck you get out of my life.” He then goes out of his way to woo her back into his good graces. Soon enough he puts his guard up again because he can’t imagine himself “being with her.” What an asshole.
Listen guys, if you know that you’re someone’s Anti-One, just stop. Stop!
Stop the flirting. Stop innuendo. Stop the broken promises. Stop with your bullshit. At the end of the day it’s about fulfilling your own ego. How selfish. You all should be lined up and shot.
Don’t try to convince us that there might be a chance a something (whether it be a relationship or a shag) when you know it’s not going to happen. The kindest thing you can do, and I say this with a lot love, is fuck off! Leave us alone and find your mind-fucking ego-groupies elsewhere.
Labels: Anti-One



2 Comments:
It's built-in...the dark side of human nature. Only the good one's fight it - and that's how you know they're a "good one". The trick is not to fall for the 'ploy' beyond the firt time they do it...hard, but true! :-)
HM
(hm06@hotmail.co.uk)
I realized a woman was acting teh role of an anti-one to me, this past summer, so I cut her off completely. Let her get her kicks somewhere else.
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