Juicy Red Lollypop

Juicy Red Lollypop

I had the best lollypop the other day. Not only was it cherry red but a piece of bubblegum was waiting there in the middle for me. All I had to do was lick my way to the middle. In America, we call these Blow Pops. I can easily say that I enjoy blow pops more than blow jobs.

Don’t get me wrong, with the right guy, giving head can be great. For me, however, giving head feels like a chore unless I really fancy the guy. When I give head, I want my heart to be in it. I like knowing that I’m giving the ultimate pleasure to someone I care about. That’s why I’d never consider giving head to a casual shag; not to say that I haven’t done that in the past, but those days are over. For me to give head to a guy, he really has to be someone special. Otherwise what’s the point?

“You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.” – Samantha, Sex in the City

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m a hypocrite and just generally selfish in bed. I like receiving and I don’t like giving. It’s all about me. Wait, I should correct that. When I’m in a relationship giving is such an important part of sex. I love it. When I’m not in a relationship then I’m selfish. It’s all about me getting off.

But I digress. A couple days ago I was licking the best lollypop while Humbert Humbert was licking my clit. This lollypop was so juicy and flavorful that I felt a rush of excitement as I approached the bubblegum core. My legs were spread apart. I still had my skirt on. I still had my panties on. Humbert pushed them aside instead of taking them off. I love that. He buried his head under my skirt.

I licked the lollypop until it cracked and the bubble gum core was revealed. Not so surprisingly Humbert licked my clit until I cracked. I was giddy when I came. It’s been a long time since I’ve had any oral action and it felt damn good.

The only think I ended up swallowing that night was bubble gum.