Dogging

Dogging

Okay, I know this is low, but I'm gonna use this blog to get something I've wanted for a long time.

I want a dog. I want a small dog. Maybe even a medium sized one. I went to Battersea Dogs Home today, and they want to do a home visit. They're not sure my "lifestyle" is compatable for a dog. Blah. Fuck that. I've been trying to find a dog for the past month. When I want something I want it now! I guess I'm a bit of a Veruca Salt.

It would be easier for me to get pregnant and have a kid. But really, I don't want kids now. I just want a dog. A maltese, a terrier, a pug, something like that. I would prefer to rehouse a shelter dog, but if that process takes too long I'll just go to a breeder. The thing is, I don't want pay £500 for a dog. My limit is £250 tops.

So I'll be happy to go out for drinks or dinner with anyone who can find me a dog. I won't sleep with you, though!