Because

Because you want to me to spend a weekend with you in Camrbridgeshire. YUK!
Because you correct my grammar! That’s so fucking annoying, Mr. Know it all!
Because I’m sickened by your innuendo about know how to hit “the bullseye”
Because there is not enough money to make me want to keep dating you.
Because you assume all I want to do is settle down and get married.
Because your hair is gray. For the love of God, use some hair die!
Because I can never fathom myself sleeping with you.
Because you are trying to sell me an insurance policy.
Because you’re 55 and not even a young looking 55.
Because we have nothing in common musically.
Because you think you have me all figured out.
Because you don’t know how to treat a lady.
Because kissing you is a horrid experience.
Because there is no chemistry between us.
Because you want me to have your baby
Because I’m not attracted to you.
Because you are trying to hard.
Because you’re not romantic.
Because you repulse me.
Because you are obese.
Because you’re creepy.

Reasons why I’m dumping Grandpa