The Weekend I Didn't Come

The Weekend I Didn't Come

I'm slightly disturbed because I did not orgasm the whole weekend. I find it quite frustrating to be around men when I am all worked up. Even if the men are 'just friends.'

The way I see things is that I generally put people in one of three categories:

Category 1: You're fuckable.
Category 2: You're not fuckable.
Category 3: I haven't met you.

I'd say categories 1 & 2 are the main categories and for the sake of this entry those are the ones I'll focus on. Women, in general -- oh wait, I shouldn't be bold to speak for all women. Ok for me, personally, I know within a minute if I want to fuck a guy. Even if the guy is a friend it is possible for him to be in Category 1. Just because someone is fuckable, however doesn't mean that I'm chasing after him.

To me, being fuckable more or less indicates that in the right circumstances I'd fuck you. For instance, lets say you're my buddy or even someone I've met recently. You're in a relationship. Your woman is out of town. We're both drunk. We're at dinner. There's lots of flirting. Yes, you'd be totally fuckable. I'd probably eat my dinner thinking, "I so want to fuck you." Most likely, however, I wouldn't follow up on it. There are a myriad of reasons for me not wanting to follow up. Those reasons range from fear of rejection to guilt about possibly ruining a relationship, etc.

So even if my loins were on fire AND we were both outrageously flirting with each other AND I was drunk, I wouldn't make a move or give you any indication that I'm interested unless... you make the first move. I know, that's quite bad of me. Well, I never claimed to be Miss Moral. Although I do like the idea of being Miss Oral ;-)

If you're in category 2, there is no such circumstance that could ever happen where I'd want to fuck you. Generally, people in this category include, 95% of my women friends, guy friends I've had for 10 years or more, all of my family, most of my gay male friends. In addition, this includes guys that I do not find sexually attractive.

Anyhow, I better go. I am horribly horny. I hate feeling this way. I mean I hate it when there's no guy I like around. I'm going to finger my clit for a while and think of CS. Ohhh, I have an interesting CS story, but will tell you later. His wife is out of town and I am out of work. This can only lead to trouble. :-D

I have to go to an interview now. Maybe if I'm brave I'll also finger myself on the train. That sort of thing is always SO much fun.