The V Festival: Giving head during Radiohead

The V Festival: Giving head during Radiohead

Okay, that is a complete lie. It makes a good headline. Don't you agree? To be clear, no, I did NOT give head during Radiohead: it was a hand job. Somehow, "Giving a hand job during Radiohead" doesn't have the same ring. I did consider giving head, but the ground was a bit too muddy to do so. Also, that would have been in bad taste and even I have my limits.

So yes, I gave a special someone a handjob during Radiohead.

It was a slightly difficult task because he was wearing buttonflys. I suppose had he known that I was going to require open access to his cock his trouser choice would have been different. Then again, had I known, my trouser choice would have been different as well. (a skirt maybe?)

Unfortunately, one can never expect these things to happen. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. And I think it's fair to say that the night contained elements of surprise, fear & ruthless efficiency. No devotion to the Pope or red costumes, however.

There's much more I could say about this, but I won't. I'm a fairly open person, but there are times when some things are just private.