Speed dating: Bored Shitless
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Speed dating: Bored Shitless
Tonight I went speed dating with Stephanie, who had the party a couple weeks ago, and the Goat, a Northern friend of mine in the industry. The Goat and I have worked on about 3 different jobs together. He's cute, but not my type. He's a bit too naive for me. I've told him about some of my sexual adventures and he's been flabbergasted. Also, he's over 30 and just went to his first rock concert yesterday. How is that even possible?
So the three of us went speed dating. None of the guys there at the event really appealled to me. There was one really fit guy, an ex-marine turned construction worker. I think, however, he fancied Stephanie.
I was really bored at the event. I wasn't attracted to anyone. And the guys there kept asking me the same questions:
"How are you?"
"Oh is that an accent I detect?"
"Where are you from originally?"
"Why are in London?"
"How long have you been here?"
"Aren't you homesick?
I was DYING for someone to ask me something interesting. Finally I was so bored that when guys asked me, "How are you?" I answered frankly, "I'm really fucking bored? And you?"
None of the guys impressed me. Maybe I am being too picky? Stephanie didn't find any guys she liked either. The Goat found 6 potential matches. Now, keep in mind that there were only 16 girls. 2 of us girls were Stephanie and I, so really he found 6 potential matches out of 14 girls. I guess guys really aren't that picky, eh?
Tonight I went speed dating with Stephanie, who had the party a couple weeks ago, and the Goat, a Northern friend of mine in the industry. The Goat and I have worked on about 3 different jobs together. He's cute, but not my type. He's a bit too naive for me. I've told him about some of my sexual adventures and he's been flabbergasted. Also, he's over 30 and just went to his first rock concert yesterday. How is that even possible?
So the three of us went speed dating. None of the guys there at the event really appealled to me. There was one really fit guy, an ex-marine turned construction worker. I think, however, he fancied Stephanie.
I was really bored at the event. I wasn't attracted to anyone. And the guys there kept asking me the same questions:
"How are you?"
"Oh is that an accent I detect?"
"Where are you from originally?"
"Why are in London?"
"How long have you been here?"
"Aren't you homesick?
I was DYING for someone to ask me something interesting. Finally I was so bored that when guys asked me, "How are you?" I answered frankly, "I'm really fucking bored? And you?"
None of the guys impressed me. Maybe I am being too picky? Stephanie didn't find any guys she liked either. The Goat found 6 potential matches. Now, keep in mind that there were only 16 girls. 2 of us girls were Stephanie and I, so really he found 6 potential matches out of 14 girls. I guess guys really aren't that picky, eh?
posted by Naive London Girl at 8/24/2006 01:53:00 AM
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