Thursday, August 31, 2006

I Wanna Ejaculate, Too!

I Wanna Ejaculate, Too!

Wow, I can't believe that this time last week I was fucking the BFE. Where did the week go?

I have been extremely busy with work all week that there were times that I forgot I was horny. I'm wondering if that's a good thing? Is it really possible to forget your own hornieness. Or perhaps I've been really distracted?

Anyhow, get this: I'm so fucking jealous. My best mate, Anne, lives in New York. She's gorgeous. She's a lesbian. No, we haven't done anything together. We're just mates. If she were some random girl and not my mate of course I would have pounced on her by now. Anyhow... so I got an urgent voicemail from her.

I called her back thinking that something was wrong, but she told me that last night she got her girlfriend to ejaculate. Whoa! I thought that thing only happened in lesbian porn movies. I'm so jealous. I wanna ejaculate! Or even better, I want to make someone ejaculate. Wait, actually, I guess I have made a lot of guys ejaculate. But how cool would it be to have such great skills in bed that you can make a girl squirt. If I had those sort of skills maybe some woman would be calling me the BFE (best fuck ever).

Do you think it's wrong that when she was talking to me about jilling off her girlfriend that I was fingering myself?

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4 Comments:

Blogger RAHEEM said...

Check out www.sugarlounge.blogspot.com

it's the movement

8:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you can ejaculate!!!...just takes a lover who works hard for you.

10:40 AM  
Blogger Snarky said...

Actually - my first wife did, all the time. W/help from me I add, modestly.

3:06 AM  
Blogger sams said...

You have to be relax, really into it at that moment having you best bits stimulated and in a position that enables you to have the most pressure applied to your Gräfenberg spot

can take some doing but when it happens its quite quite amazing.

start off receiving a through oral attention (ankles up by your ears)

then add some fingers and have your partner curl them up round to your sweet spot.

you'll most likely have a couple of small 'o's

then move into a position that has the penetrating object rubbing against your g spot

keep going and relax, think wicked thoughts and combine with other stimulation that gets you most going. eg rubbing the small of back, tailbone, clit, nibbled ears etc etc

i have witnessed it first hand many times (5-6, a few past lovers have been quite multi-0rgasmic)

One of the wonders of life

12:28 AM  

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