Not worth the cab fare

Not worth the cab fare.

The thought of having a lunch where I’m the one that gets eaten is very exciting. Unfortunately when it came to the reality of it, it wasn’t so great. In fact it was simply not worth the cab fare that it cost me to from work and back.

I met the guy outside my flat. He wasn’t bad looking. For some reason I though he sounded Australian, but he was actually English. As I was massaging his back he reached around and fingered me. To his credit, he made me cum. Generally, I find it really hard to cum if someone fingers me.

Unfortunately, after I orgasmed I just wasn’t in the mood anymore. Usually that doesn’t happen to me. Usually what happens is that after I cum, if I wait five minutes I’ll be ready to cum again. This time I was just SO OVER the experience. I feigned being interested in him from that point on.

He was very skilled at licking my clit and eating out my pussy. But since I was only feigning interest I wasn’t really horny. When you’re not horny and someone is playing with your private bits it’s just sort of boring. It didn’t not feel good but it didn’t feel great either.

I’m not a big fan of faking orgasms. And really the only time where I have done it was when I was dating the best-shag-ever guy. He would get lost in my pussy for hours. Yes, of course, I loved it. But even too much of a good thing can get boring. So I faked with him, but only after I had actually already cum 5 times. Oh god, now I’m starting to reminisce about him now. I can’t believe that one night when we were in bed, I woke up and he was going down on me.

I woke up all sleepy and tired and said, “Hon, what are you doing?” And he said that he had always wanted to do that. Wake up a girl by going down on her. The thing is with me is, however, once I’m asleep I like to stay asleep. If I have a choice between sex and sleep usually sleep will win. This of course, depends upon how tired I am. If I’m already sleep, I don’t want to be awakened for sex. If I haven’t fallen asleep yet, then sex is okay.

But I digress… so back to not-worth-the-cab-fare guy. I faked an orgasm with him just so I could get him off me.

I jerked him off for a while tactically sticking a finger in his arse. He came quite quickly. I was rather impressed wth myself.

We got dressed, said our goodbyes and then I went back to work. In total it cost me £24 in cab fare.

It was definitely NOT worth it.