Failed lunch attempt

I usually work in W1, but because I am a producer I get sent all over London. I knew that I was going to be in Kenskington for a series of meetings with content partners. I decided to make my lunch break as intresting as possible.

My post to craig's list.

Tuesday Lunch in Kensington Olympia 1:15 – 2:00

Tomorrow, for my lunch break, I don’t want to eat lunch. I will leave the office wearing a short skirt. I will come to your house / hotel. After a glass of white wine you will pull down my panties and eat me out while I’m still wearing the skirt. You will be skilful enough to know to stick a finger inside me while you’re licking my clit. You will be cheeky enough to slip a finger in my arse (oh la la) I want to be teased til the point that I beg you to fuck me—but, you won’t. You must promise to hold back.

I would rather be teased intensely and almost cum rather than not teased at all and definitely cum. If you are successful in teasing me AND giving me a mind-blowing orgasm your reward for this is that you get to keep my panties. I will then return to the office (sans panties) as if nothing happened. You will have the pleasure of knowing that I will be spending the rest of the day thinking about how I lost my knickers.

I never got my saucy lunch. Too many things going wrong. How aggrivating.