C U Next Tuesday

C U Next Tuesday

OHMYGOD! I just got a response to my ad from a guy I work with! SHIT!

He used a fake name and an e-mail address I’ve never seen before. He responded with 2 pictures. They were unmistakably him! I feel so freaked out. He’s my buddy. My cool asexual buddy. And now… ewwww! He’s a dirty old man looking for sex on the internet!

Then again, I’m looking for sex on the net --- but! I’m totally a sexual person. I think people can look at me and just tell that I like sex. That I ooze sex. And when I’m at the pub with work mates, I’m quite honest and frank about my sex life. No, I probably will not tell them about my shenanigans here as they wouldn’t understand. But I am not embarrassed about sex. And I’ve never pretended to be anything other than the sexual person I am.

My buddy tho, he’s so clean cut and normal. I am so fucking freaked out now. As Cartman would say, “You have corrupted my fragile little mind!” Reading his e-mail is so incestuous. This guy is a senior producer. I’ve looked up to him my whole career. He’s taught me so much about the business. We drink together at the pub 3 days a week. Now he’s offering to pay me to lick my clit?!? My image of him is shattered. And his poor wife! Why can’t he eat her out? She’s lovely!

I’m guessing the best thing to do is to pretend I never saw it. He’s off work on Monday. Guess I’ll be seeing him after his long weekend, the cunt.

Note to self: Always ask for a photo before I send mine.